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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

It's time for Super Bowl Recipes

Good Morning, Bloggers. I come from Sarccastik Tower to find out the best and easiest Super Bowl Recipes. I haven't figured out what I'm going to "dish up" to surprise wifey with. But I tell you this...we bought some Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie....lawd jeezus...that's the best "frozen" apple pie on the market!!!!!

I'm thinking about some beans I saw on semi-homemade with sandra lee..(i know...dude watching food network) whatever....I'm kinda awesome in the kitchen.!!! (poppin' my collar theme music here!!!!)

Here are the sound super looks good:

I might finish off with some non-alcoholic margaritas...(i might slip some alcohol in mine...wifey don't drink):

Tell me what you guys are "hooking up"...i might change my mind if yours sound better!!! Have a good one!!!
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Friday, January 26, 2007

My first crush

Good Morning, Blog Family, OMG...I'll never forget my first crush. I was about 10 or 11 and our next door neighbor, Rodney had a girlfriend/fiancee. LAWD JEEZUS...I can never remember her name, but i'll never forget her. She was a FINE ASS neighbor, she was about 5'8or 9", around 145lbs., dark-skinned, long hair going past her shoulder. I will never forget when her and Rodney used to ride their bicycles around the neighborhood. OMG!!!! She was "MRS.PARKER" before there was a "MS.PARKER"...i wanna fuck ms.parker....She had a tennis skirt, just before her knees....she had her hair "pony'd" up, and a white visor. When she rode by...i can't remember if rod spoke or what but me and my brother, and neighbor pete...we just was like...OMG...boys 9, 10, 11 playing and just stop and speak to her rod's girl......OHH MYYY JEEEEEZZZZUUSSS!!!!!

It was disappointing when she left, because Rod started doing drugs BAD!!!! She came over the last time and said goodbye, i'll never forget her. When i was single (i'm not going to lie) i was actually hoping i'll run into her!!!! but that memory about her riding her bicycle and speaking to us...was like TIME STOOD STILL!!!! what was your first little crush? Happy Friday!!!!1
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Thursday, January 25, 2007

Canceling Man Law?

okay this is a sad day for me...i heard that they are canceling the man-law campaign...this gotta suck. I just submitted a couple of man laws to the producers below:



What are some more MAN LAWS or BLOG LAWS? I had a BLOG LAW POST a couple of months ago...happy Thursday...been busy as hell!!!
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 8:22 AM 9 comments

Monday, January 22, 2007

Brutha Bowl I

Good morning, Fam...I drove in quickly to start this blog. This has been a long time coming, 2 brothers coaching against each other in the Super Bowl. I was just reading about some of the Racism in the NFL below:

As Michael Wilbon likes to say, "Don't spit in my face and tell me it's raining." Progress will be when 65 percent of coaches are African-American, not 12 percent. The fact this shameful disparity is not discussed openly is part of the problem, not a sign that we are in a "post-racist" moment. Right now, as the coaching vacancies pile up, it is precisely the time to talk about it.

Be prepared with hearing about more and more stories in the NFL ranks about being a black NFL Head Coach. Some folks will get tired of the story and say, "Race is not an issue, I think they are great coaches". They are good coaches, but to say race is not an issue, is not believable, just (what) 15 to 20yrs ago, we (African-Americans) wasn't smart enough to coach and or become a QB.

Lovie Smith quoted it very well "Of course, it would be special if that happened," Smith said. "I hope for a day when it is unnoticed but that day isn't here. This is the first time, I think, two black men have led their teams to the final four. You have to acknowledge that. I do, we do. I realize the responsibility that comes with that."

Oops i forgot...congrats to my 1st favorite team Pittsburgh...2nd team Atlanta but anyway...Pittsburgh hired Mike Tomlin...Have a good day!!!!

posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 7:08 AM 7 comments

Thursday, January 18, 2007

The Dumbness of America Game Promotions Continue

Okay good-morning people...what the hell is going on with you?!?!? Well, we've been chilling and trying to do the sleep intervention for lil'sarccastik but that's a process...we know!! But he must turn her bed into a big bed...she's in a daybed, so we're going to get rails and boxsprings and mattress. Her bed turns into a full-size bed...but we're working on it...but that's not the issue!!! I gotta write about the dumbness of these promotions...did you hear about the water death!!

SACRAMENTO, California (AP) -- A woman who competed in a radio station's contest to see how much water she could drink without going to the bathroom died of water intoxication, the coroner's office said Saturday.

Jennifer Strange, 28, was found dead Friday in her suburban Rancho Cordova home hours after taking part in the "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest in which KDND 107.9 promised a Nintendo Wii video game system for the winner.

"She said to one of our supervisors that she was on her way home and her head was hurting her real bad," said Laura Rios, one of Strange's co-workers at Radiological Associates of Sacramento. "She was crying, and that was the last that anyone had heard from her."

Okay, there is no way in hell...i would get into a game like that...drink water without going to the bathroom....DO YOU KNOW THE LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS ON THIS? If i was the radio station's legal dept....i would've said...ARE YOU GUYS INSANE? NO WAY, WE ARE DOING IT?!?!?!...I didn't see the American Idol...and no way in hell am i looking at I luve (lil'ugly) New York!!! Happy Thursday!!!

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Martin Luther King

I'm a grown man, but whenever I hear this speech...Chills run down my spine!!!! RIP Dr. Martin Luther King!!!

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Monday, January 15, 2007

The Sarccastik Intervention

Okay it's been made public how much i love my and lil'sarccastik was going at it last night....I bought her a Barney 3 Disc DVD, i think it was around 15 bucks. She watched it quite a bit yesterday, going from back and forth from the CD's. Around her bedtime, 9:00pm, I told her "Okay, that's enough's time for bed". She was like "No!!!, I wanna watch Barney"....that went on for a minute, I gave her a bath and still telling her "Nope it's time for bed"....This little girl decide to take measures in her own hands....She took a BITE out of my shoulder....All I could do was call wifey...because right now the amount of pain she bit into my shoulder I probably would've done unjust punshiment. Now mind you this is the 4th time...1st time, i bit her back..(15months..she didn't like that) 2nd time...pop'd fi' shyt out of her (24months). The last two time she bit me, I didn't do anything...wifey took care of that...(she got in lil'sarccastik's ass). But we decided if she wants to bite, go to sleep in your own bed....OOhhh, she holl'rd off and on all night..."Somebody help me"..."Is anybody there" "Help, I'm scared of my room"...There's nothing in her room..but her toys...She finally went to sleep around 11 or was it 12am...then she'll wake up...say she gotta go potty...I'll get her and put her right back in bed..."Dada, I'm sorry I won't bite no more"...I said, "okay, but your still going in your bed"...she'll holler for another 1hr but go to sleep. She'll be 3 in April, we need to buy her full size rails and boxsprings and mattress.

We'll be struggling sleep wise for the next couple of days...but she has got to sleep in her bed...Now...i'm strolling over to get my 3rd cup of cappuccino!! have a good day!!
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 7:33 AM 8 comments

Thursday, January 11, 2007

The Payback - James Brown

RIP James Brown
The Godfather of Soul

I had a blog already finished and everything.....all i did was add an image. Anyway, I blogged about James Brown's family will. I don't know if it was already started or finished or what. Apparently, the body of "The Godfather of Soul" lays comfortably in a climate-controlled casket at home. Watched over by bodyguards and a funeral home. I think...PEOPLE LET'S TAKE CARE OF OUR FAMILY!!!!! Wifey and myself have talked about our estate planning cuz i'll be damned if anybody try and take anything from lil'sarccastik. (god forbid something happen to us) We don't want that option to even come up. We have our life insurance that's going straight to her (and if we have another kid....DISCUSSIONS ARE ON THE WAY!!! I MIGHT GET A SARCCASTIK JR. (alias name i'm starting....)..wait a minute (what if it's a girl...hmm...sarccastik mini-me?..ya'll like that...but anyway, we are going into estate planning. I'm getting all my stocks and bonds situated....wal-mart and IBM stocks in order....JUST BECAUSE I TALK ALOT OF SHYT (don't forget i'm from b'ham) I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO GET MYSELF AND FAMILY FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE!!! longtime subscriber to Black Enterprise!!! get it!!!

Okay wifey and our 5yr anniversary is coming up in october...i'm trying to find some all inclusive US florida places...ANYBODY KNOW SOME...send me an email!!! I've been looking in Port St. Lucia in florida...we don't want to go far, because lil'sarccastik will be with family...we still want to be close!!!! sorry we still young A HAPPY THURSDAY...
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Friday, January 05, 2007

Your boy Sarccastik might be in a Movie

Good morning my fine favorite bloggers....Pictures of concept cars from LA. WOW!!!!

I've been trying of different ways to increase our income. We are thinking about tutoring kids, online business and fashion opportunities. I noticed on atlanta craiglist (great site by the way) that there are plenty of opportunities to increase income based on the categories. I submitted for a couple of blog opportunities, some have returned with email, some haven't...some have saw pics of lil'sarccastik. One magazine loved lil'sarccastik but there is a $400 fee for the price of pics...I submitted for extras in movies, when i received the following email below:

Thank you for submitting your information. Can you please send us your contact information if you are interested in working with us as an extra in 2007.

Thanks again.

Tyler Perry Studios
Extras Casting Department

I got excited for a little bit, but it's the life of being a future extra!!! lol...i submitted the info to them, we'll see. If i get pic, I need to start buying T-Shirts with something like "The Sarccastik Movement.....Has Begun" like a black t-shirt or something....Happy Friday folks!!!!
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This is the Eddie Murphy new looks hilarious

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