The Sarccastik Conjugate
Thursday, February 08, 2007
The Cast of Characters
Good Morning..Blog Family...sorry i'm just writing today it's been crazy as hell this week. I haven't had time to check my 3 emails...lol...I came from a "Dead Man Walking" Bachelor Party...it was for my brother...The Weary Traveler...he's getting hitched in 2 weeks...in mobile...but his bachelor party was crazy....here's a few of the characters that were a part of the party:
Ride Or Die Chick S. - she had my brother's back...she was just a friend but you can tell instantly at the party she wasn't with any crazy drama.....
Big Sexy P - she was the treasurer...she made sure that TWT's party was straight with the money part
Big Horny Chic - she also assisted BSP made sure everything was straight for the party...after she had a stripper dude..she was a little horndog after that..lol..
SexyMatureClassy - she got to the party just in time..she was a cutie, and kept to herself...but she was cool peeps and had a good time.
SexyJ - she was the hit of the party...every dude in the party was like "Who the hell is that?"...she was cool peeps...she made sure TWT was having a good time..she knew she was the life of the party...in a sexy way
Lil-BoPeep (Light-skinned) - stripper from ATL
Lil-BoPeep (Dark-skinned) - stripper from ATL
It was a co-ed bachelor party...his fiancee wasn't there, but he had alot of girlfriends at the party....the girls had their stripper dude their first...they got all hot-n-bothered...and THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE STRIPPER GIRLS AFTER HIM...but of course they didn't get there on time...(nor the stripper dude...if you about money...you need to be on time right?!!?!!??).
But in between time for the girls to come on...all the dudes and the chicas were having a good time laughing it up with alcohol in abundance. SHIT I HAD MORE FUN WITH THE CASUAL CONVERSATION THAN ANYTHING....of course we decide to go to RODCS apt. the girls come....and they're dancing...and i'm like hmm..okay...they look cute more than anything...BACK IN THE DAY THE STRIPPERS WERE STALLIONS...ARE THEIR LACK OF GOOD STRIPPERS IN THE INDUSTRY NOW!!! STRIPPERS I KNEW WERE MAKING YOU CONTEMPLATE ON GIVING HER YOUR VISA (u notice i said contemplate)...the BoPeeps were cute....my johnson (Billy Dee that is...) didn't get excited it all...he was more excited about the fully-clothed cast of character woman at the party more than anything...IT GO SO BAD...I VOLUNTARILY MADE BEER RUNS and PICKUP THE RADIO FROM THE HOTEL RUNS....AT A BACHELOR PARTY....TWT said the BoPeeps didn't get him excited neither but he was like everydude there...FUCK THE STRIPPERS WE SHOULD JUST KEPT THE FULLY-CLOTHED WOMAN AT THE HOTEL...!!! CRAZY!!!! ANY BAD BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE PARTY STORIES?????