The Sarccastik Conjugate
Friday, January 26, 2007
My first crush
Good Morning, Blog Family, OMG...I'll never forget my first crush. I was about 10 or 11 and our next door neighbor, Rodney had a girlfriend/fiancee. LAWD JEEZUS...I can never remember her name, but i'll never forget her. She was a FINE ASS neighbor, she was about 5'8or 9", around 145lbs., dark-skinned, long hair going past her shoulder. I will never forget when her and Rodney used to ride their bicycles around the neighborhood. OMG!!!! She was "MRS.PARKER" before there was a "MS.PARKER"...i wanna fuck ms.parker....She had a tennis skirt, just before her knees....she had her hair "pony'd" up, and a white visor. When she rode by...i can't remember if rod spoke or what but me and my brother, and neighbor pete...we just was like...OMG...boys 9, 10, 11 playing and just stop and speak to her rod's girl......OHH MYYY JEEEEEZZZZUUSSS!!!!!
It was disappointing when she left, because Rod started doing drugs BAD!!!! She came over the last time and said goodbye, i'll never forget her. When i was single (i'm not going to lie) i was actually hoping i'll run into her!!!! but that memory about her riding her bicycle and speaking to us...was like TIME STOOD STILL!!!! what was your first little crush? Happy Friday!!!!1
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 6:59 AM
15 Comments:
THis white boy named David......but i dont think he was into black girls then...
My brother's friend. They called him TC. I never asked what it stood for. I just had the idea in the back of my mind that it was for Too Cute...
Lol. I love this post. My first crush was on this boy what was the same age as me. Our moms were friends. He did not feel the same way I did.
I don't remember my first crush. Damn. But I did like the dude from Chips. Ooh he was hot.
hahahaha fabulous. this white boy next door named nathan. he rode a skateboard and let me ride with him. hahahahaha. his father moved the fam away before we could get too close. i could've had some lil mixed children by now! ah well! no kids for me for a while! haahahahahahaha. know what, that was NOT the first crush, but it was the first big one i'll say. i've been crushin since birth to let my momma tell it.
LOL @ "ms parker" reference
It was my mother's friend son. Never mind he's like 15 years older than me when I was 7 I was soo IN LOVE with him.
funny thing: his real name is Tiger.
"our" kids was going to be named "LaTiger"...a mash up of our names
man I was a lame LOLOL
Uncle Donald was my first crush. No. He's not my uncle, but he's my best friend's.
Uncle Donald played professional baseball for some team in California and I knew he was gonna play and we were going to be rich and live happily ever after.
Then he got married.
I still see him today, and I wonder if he remembers how much I was in love with him.
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LOL! Great Post. I used to be in love with this little white Jewish boy in the 4th grade named Derek and I have no idea why. All the girls loved him, black, white, Italian, didn't matter. Then he started smoking weed all the time in middle school and he lost all his appeal to me. I last saw him in the mall when I was in 10th grade and I was probably a foot taller than him, lol...he was buff though.
This girl at my church named LaToya. We ended up going to the same junior high school too, but never dated. We ran into each other a couple of years ago and all I can say is . . . Oh what a night!!!!! I wish everyone could get a chance to sleep with their first crush. You will never be the same.
Will Smith!!!
His name was Ron & he was the Deacon's son. I used to be up in Sunday school every week!!!!!
LMAO @ Ms. JJ. I wonder how you found that out.
Okay, I'm dating myself, but my first crush was this guy named Terrell. He had these wonderful brown eyes and a really nice jheri curl. (he was the first person in our school to get one).
I thought he was the biggest dreamboat and I couldn't even say HI to him, but I swear to you, I knew that I would never love another guy in the whole world for the rest of my life. He was the most-est.
Until. . .
That next year. :P
Hmmm he went to my church we went out (off and on of course) till I was a senior in high school.
Great Story! LOL. I can hear your voice through your words. My first crush was on a dark skinned pretty little boy in kindergarten... and we actually went together in middle school. You've inspired me to write about it... thanks!
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