The Sarccastik Conjugate

Friday, April 28, 2006

ya'll already know it's friday...

i might stop off and get me some Paul Masson...(all the alcoloholics know who paul is)...it's a beautiful day in the "A". I'm thinking about getting the misses a gift certificate for spa sydell....for her mother's day gift as a start. She get her massage she's been dying for the last 3 or 4 years. I'm sure she would like that....okay people what's going on in the world...let's find out...

Tyler perry's coming to your tv in the near future.....can't wait to see that...

This is something the fam can answer for me....it's okay if i wanna come home at 5am...not everyweekend...it just happens maybe once every 6-9 months...me and the misses was talking 'bout it and i don't see the big deal...now having said that, i did fukk one time and not call and let her know where i was and decided to come home at 5am....i got a pass cuz i don't do it much...but my 'boys (all are married)...was in a shitstorm of trouble....can you believe all of the married woman were on a damn conference call talking about our ass.....that's crazy i know...my boy midfield mark decided to sleep downstairs on the chair...he didn't even try to get upstairs on the bed...(that was funny ass hell)...and bessemer jerome got in trouble too...that was crazy...what's the big deal if i decide to do that once a year...(lawd knows i don't go out much)...

Tracks i'm diggin'....they are playing that "Tell Me When to Go" remix of E40/Kanye/Cube/Game....that shyt was hot....oh..that Field Mob w/ Ciara is blazin'....Trey Songz got arrested on the AUC campus...what the hell was he doing?....my wife laughs at me cuz i called this the "stalker anthem"...heather headley..."in my mind"....good song...but that's stalker's theme...the crazy bitch mantra....have a good weekend...
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 2:01 PM 19 comments

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

wow...it's my 1yr anniversary...

Being on the blog...can't believe it...i've met some interesting bloggers. Ya'll like my extended blog family crazy azz hell...(just like my family)...what's funny about my family is 3 chiefs and not enough indians....my dad, my crazy uncle sarccastik...and my other crazy azz uncle "blue". Let us all go to a family vacation, all of them know everything and where to go but none of them are right...my mom and my aunts just be like..."ya'll don't know what ya'll talkin' bout as usual....

Anyway, i didn't mean to break down my folks...(everybody got crazy ass family)...my daughter's b
'day was a success. We didn't get the space jump ship or whatever it's called...it would've tracked mud through the house...hell to the naw...not having that. We decided on a clown...she did a great job...painting the kids faces, balloon machine, and sang and did the "how low can you go" with the stick..(i can never remember the name of that)...it was about 15 to 20 kids...ranging from 9 months to 9yrs old. If anybody been to a party with kids that age, you know how tiring it could be. The kids ran, jumped, laughed, cried, bust bubbles, ate hot dogs, hamburgers and finished it off with a ice cream cake (publix did a good job w/ the Dora ice cream cake...we are still eating it now) all the kids i know were tired...it was some grown-ups "getting live" that night after they put their child to bed...i was happy for my lil' sarccastik she had a good time...(we talked about gearing up for another child) she gets teary-eyed when the kids leave....she was so tired. I gave her a bath, she was gone within 10 mins. Monday, i took off that's officially her b'day, we just did the party for saturday, we took her to the Atlanta Zoo....she had a good time...she saw panda bear, tigers (what was funny is we saw the tigers do the nasty...everybody laughed at that...that was funny....)...she saw birds, turtles and everyother animal that comes to mind.

Overall, i think she had a great b'day...that's my lil' girl...(now if i can get her from stop scrap'n her knees...4 scrapes on her knees in the last 6 months)....somebody help me...when i tell her be careful she's like "Oh Tay"...cute as she wanna be....
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 11:42 AM 19 comments

Thursday, April 20, 2006

What's hannnaannn!!!! (happenning)

What it do people....i'm just checking on the world of entertainment now...shit is really crazy out there....here are a few things goings on....

QUICKIES

I heard Lil' Cease isn't doing so well in jail right now and is looking to get a transfer out of Rikers.

I heard Diddy got Patti Labelle to replace Naomi for his cooking show. Now, Pattie may not look as delicious as Naomi, but she can THROW DOWN in the kitchen!

Rumor has it, Whitney Houston is headed back to rehab after losing the battle to illicit drugs. It was all good just a decade ago.

Eddie Murphy and Superhead? The word is, the pair has been hanging tough like the New Kids On The Block.

When did Cassidy get out? damn i'm late....

and please somebody get with Master P and tell him to calm all this crazy beef/shyt talkin out with romeo....why is he and romeo beefin' with bow wow...are you serious...this may be a joke...i'm looking 'round waiting for ashton to come out and say "Ya'll got Punk'd"...(funny ass show)...please P get some grown man business about yourself...romeo and bow wow...(this got to be somekind of joke right?!??)...ya'll two young too beef...what the hell can ya'll beef about....

they got a new spinoff of "Girlfriends"...i missed it...i need to get back to watch them crazy azz girls...haven't seen them in a while...what else is goings on ya'll?...damn i'm glad it's thursday....

Songs i'm diggin'....TPain remix w/ Rkelley,Twista,PimpC,Paul Wall and my boy MJG...it's kinda hot...
of course...TI's track..."What'ch U now"...what else...that Bryan McKnight song is tight to def....and that D4L "I'm da Man"...pretty hot track.....holla..
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 9:29 AM 25 comments

Monday, April 17, 2006

Debate ya'll

i need ya'll opinion on the following article below:

http://www.maynardije.org/columns/dickprince/060412_prince/

It seems that hampton does not allow braids, dreadlocks and other unusual hairstyles in their 5year masters program. Susan Taylor, Essence editor, has withdrawn from being a speaker at the University.

Suprised the misses and took her to see your boy, Katt Williams, aka "Money Mike". That dude katt needs help, he is truly funny....but what made it even more funny was that Cam'ron decide to get on stage at the end and to make the announcement that Katt Williams signed w/ Dipset. I don't understand it but whatever....they booed Cam'ron...i was really trippin' off that....booed him loudly. We finished that night off at Fellini's..(best pizza joint in the "A") it was packed....

and what the hell is that poster on I-285/Glenwood...RUDY...RUNDU...DURAN...whatever it is...that's crazy...

TRACKS - i copped that the Isley Bros. greatest hits...i tell lil' sarccastik..hands off that's daddy...she tells the misses that now...

i like that rick ross track..."hustlin"...i need to get the charley wilson cd...(i've been saying that for the longest)

lil' sarccastik b'day party is this weekend, all of our focus will be on that...i'm excited for her....what did ya'll do this weekend....
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 12:31 PM 20 comments

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

i hate to hear this....

this is the shyt i'm talking 'bout...

Proof of D12 killed

back from memphis, it was really cool...passed by the FedEx forum, that's pretty huge....also passed by Beale street....i'm trying to come back for the Memphis for May....we stopped at the Peabody Place....that's a cool place.

I had a good time in memphis, everybody should check it out...i tell you something else...it's some stallions in memphis...almost got in trouble...damn my spiderman eyes. stopped in birmingham, and saw my parents...and of course li'l sarccastik stole the show, she's now telling me to sit down and read....me...her dad...she'll say..."sit down" and point to a chair or something..she's cute.

Now we are planning her 2yr old party for 22nd....the theme will be dora, and jumping mat or whatever you call it...i'm excited because we're going all out on her b'day....it's going to be all kinds of kids there...pizza, hotdogs, and everything the kids will love...i'm excited.

I'm trying to surprise the misses by taking her to see your boy, Money Mike...shh...don't tell her...

"kicked" it with the fellas this past weekend...went to a fight party, a strip club out on fulton industrial...i know what your thinking that's a long wait to see some naked gulls (girls)....then tried to hit my ol' reliable Stroker's...i was mad they wouldn't let us in at 2:45am...it doesn't close until 3am....damnit...

what are ya'll plans for the weekend....
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 1:32 PM 15 comments