The Sarccastik Conjugate
Monday, July 03, 2006
I'm @work on July 3rd...bummer...
What's good blog fam? Your boy is live and direct here @work...yeesh!! I ain't trippin' i'm able to save some of the vacation days...Hope everyone is/will have an exciting 4th of July. We kicked ours off at going to this mega-church down the street from us...It was setup like a little fair...kids could ride trains, whirly things...it's like a big ass merry go around sitting in bucket cars or something like that. Lil'sarccastik wanted to get on the whirly-things, so wifey took lil'one on it...i was more nervous than lil'one...she really enjoyed it. Then from there she had to get on a little train....it holds about 9 or 10 seats..and takes a little journey around the parking lot. Of course, we had to ride on that train....but could you believe 4 times...wifey and myself split the duties...it was cool, she had a blast...Lil'one had her first bomb-pop....it was a thing to see, she was killin' it though...the thing about bombpop's you have to eat it in a hurried pace or all of the icing will drip on your hands and clothes.....She wasn't even stud'dn (paying no mind...ignoring...aw shit..ya'll used that word too, i just can't find the correct spelling of it...)...us, we were wiping off her mouth and clothes...she had a ball. Then the fireworks came...and it was all she wrote, at first she looked like "Okay, what da' hell was that"..then she was nervous...she said, "Mama, Daddy...it's too loud...it's too much"...We asked, "Are you ready to go home"...she calmly explained "Yes, it's too much"....after a couple of chuckles from us...we had to call our parents...and lil'one told them the same thing..."It's too loud, too much"...(still talking about how loud the fireworks were)...So we had a good time....it was a mega-church that was mostly white...u know white kids that never seen black folks before was staring and running to their mommies when they see us...(it was a few of use sprinkled around)
Oh, i almost forgot to tell you...why did your boy see Paul Wall (reject ) there......his bottom row of teeth was grill'd up...then he saw me (i guess trying to get points of talkin' to a brother)....and said, "Man, it's hot as hell out herrre"....I looked...(trying to make his day)...i said..."Yeah, man"..and kept it movin....i walked past him and i noticed her had an anklet on (one of those house monitor or beepers...) on his ankle...and his girl had on them MC Hammer glasses...i can never remember the name of them...me and wifey got a good chuckle of them...But all in all we had a good family time and as long as lil'sarccastik had a great time that's all i'm concerned about. Happy 4th of July...i'll see ya next time...
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 7:28 AM
20 Comments:
A house arrest bracelet? hahahaha that is too funny. Sounds like ya'll had a great time.
hAPPY 4TH..IM AT WORK TOO...BUT I GOT WEDNESDAY OFF..HOLLA!!!!!!!!!
Happy holiday weekend man...
We wonderful Canadians are off today because Canada Day was on July 1st (a Saturday).
Wait, do y'all have today AND tomorrow off?
Take care!
Grills (mouth jewelry) is sooo nasty! I don't care what no one says! Minus 2 points for Paul Wall.
Happy forth from someone else that's at work!
Lil' one has y'all running the streets. If it weren't for her...y'all would be a boring ol' married couple...lol
Man, sometimes I wish I had what you have. Then I remember I did and I left it.
Y'all are such a cute family. Your stories make me smile.
Paul wall huh...that is one chunky white boy...that just so happened made it in the biz...dude can rap tho
I love how cute little kids are when they are explaining stuff. It's too loud, too much! Lol. Glad you guys got to spend the holiday together as a family.
paul wall has to be one of the wackest out there. i can't remember all his catch phrases. there are only like 3 or 4. i posted angrily abt it several months ago. lmao@the little one. hilarious. i have a friend who still feels that way abt fireworks. screams, etc. its hilarious albeit embarassing.
Man, at least you made it to work. I kicked it a lil' TOO hard last night and wound up sleeping allllllllll day cuz of this slight headache I had...didn't get nobody's barbecue--not even ONE RIB (Chris Rock style). *smh* LOL @ your baby girl. Mine did the same thing the first two years I took him (not feeling the noise AT ALL), then by year 3 he was ready! Now at age 4, he absolutely LOVES them.
Glad you had a good holiday...
Glad lil had a nice time. I haven't had one of those in a while!!
First I was like what Paul Wall are you serious then I saw reject in () LOL. Great guess selling everybody grills didn't do nothing at the parole hearing....
man the things we do for the kids. my lil' one had her first bomb pop this weekend. it was not planned and she had on white shorts, we know how that turned out! lol
sounds like y'all had a good time at the white people church fair.
Now that's hilarious, showing up at a party with a house arrest bracelet?
ooh that sounds like fun, I hope you ate a carmel appple and won a teddy bear for your woman!
damn that brings back all kinds of memories.
So lemme get this straight though..Paul Wall was wearing a Low Jack and his woman was sporting some old school EK's or Gazelles?
They must have been smoking something before they came!
Everything is everything as it relates to me...thanks for asking!
Sorry you had to work, but atleast it wasn't busy for you.
Sounds like you and the fam had a great time at the fair...good for y'all...especially Lil'Sarccastik!
Oh...and...LOVE. BOMB. POPS!!! They have to be my all time favorite popsicle!
...waiting...
Vacations OVER!!!
But it was a nice one, I bet...
studying...*lol* stud'dn, but thats a great way to spell it now that I think about it...
hahaaaa I taught on july 4th and we handed out bomb pops to the students LOL
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