The Sarccastik Conjugate

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

People needing Risk Analysts

Good Morning, my blog family...I wanted to talk with u today about Risk Analysts. I wanted to get the specific job title and description down pack so here it is before I get off into my mantra for today:

Risk analysts identify and analyse the areas of potential risk threatening the assets, earning capacity or success of organisations in the industrial, commercial or public sector or private sector.

A couple of them dudes from the "Dem Franchize Boys" was arrested with more than 11 pounds of marijuana, $150,000 in cash, two handguns and a stack of pornography. (who cares about the porn tapes). Here's the video if you like....Damn fools!!!! They was trying to flush it down...they had too much weed, they got it all over the floor...that's funny....

My boys the "Youngbloodz" were arrested too....

Here's my correlation of the Risk Analysts and the rappers...these rappers need a guy to stand by the toilet, pay him minimum wage....all he do is successfully flush the contraband. This is an entry-level position that involves no...i take that back, that involves some creative thinking and hiding places for the "wood" (weed) and the "heat" (gun). Benefits: None.(medical, dental and life) but u get to smoke, drank and impress the ladies, "Hello, I'm the Risk Analyst for Dem Franchize Boys, my office of choice is next to a new white toilet to flush away any evidence"

Did ya'll here about folks from Katrina have sex changes and paying for divorces....don't know how true that is but wow..that's crazy....until next time ya'll...
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 9:46 AM

13 Comments:

I like the new template........I dont know whats up with these rappers and their WEED and why they would even hafta slang weed if they have $150000 in cash..(maybe that was their RE-UP money) but hell splitting that what 5 ways......times is hard out there for a rapper...

1:27 PM  

Man, those Katrina 'victims' came up so tough on FEMA's dime!!! SOME victims! They came up majorly! Shoooot, in addition to all that was mentioned, they bought big screen TVs, DVDs for SUVs, designer clothes, shoes, purses, sunglasses...lol. Boy.

But whomever that was with the 13 different SS numbers and addresses...oh, s/he ain't no joke! Fraudulent self. *smh*

1:33 PM  

i'm sure the katrina ish is right. like all government agencies, fema is rampant w/money wasting. and with the eyes of the nation on that particular arm of the feds, there was even more pressure to just pay for it. pay now, ask later i'm sure was the mentality. ridiculous. esp. when there are honest people who are still waiting for some compensation/assistance.

2:10 PM  

What you need with eleven pounds of marijuana? That's stupid. 150k in cash? That is what banks are for you stupid mofos. Damn.

2:37 PM  

When I heard about those debit cards, I.KNEW that it was going to be on and cracking.

Whereever there is mass appeal and attention comes potential for fraud.

They spent the $$ on hooters and "Scrip" clubs as well, prior to their being more tighter security precautions.

I tell you. Give folks an inch, they take a mile. . .

2:41 PM  

you can take the boy outta the hood ... crazy I tell you.

3:22 PM  

that's just DAMN stupid.....guess they wudn't "leanin wit it......" LOL

3:52 PM  

I like the new template.

ALOT.

2 post back to back...impressed I am.

5:17 PM  

lol...yeah..they are damn fools... and for the katrina scammers..they get two thumbs down one "yuck" and a double "yuck"...damn fools :)

peace

1:52 AM  

somebody needs their assed kicked...good thing they ain't ovah heah!, LOL!

9:15 AM  

"Franchise Boys ain't got no money...shit...oh oh oh heeeyyyy..."


I'm so hurt that my nigga Sean Paul got bagged...

If the cops want to lock up every entertainer they can because they all use marijuana....

9:54 AM  

Great post/updates. Thanks for the links too. ;)
And that DFB is a fool. I know two of the guys in D4l. I went up to their studio and the FEDS were in an ambulance watching them for hours. He should have known better.

12:40 PM  

sometimes people can be so hard headed...

2:13 PM  

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