The Sarccastik Conjugate
Thursday, May 25, 2006
It's that time for.."5 Weirdest things U do"....
Well, I shouldn't say Weird...it might just be the fact that you do things differently...do what do...i just need a catchy name for today's blog.....before i dive into my 5 things...i cooked some wings last night that was on a whole 'nother level...i mean the po' man's version of "G.Garvin"...I told ya'll i love cooking shows, i think it's the whole presentation of food. I believe food has to look good first then taste good...but hey that's just me. I fried some wings...and in another bowl mixed hotsauce and honey (got this from my lovely wife...prior to meeting her i never heard of a mix)....dipped the wings in the hot-n-honey sauce...placed in the oven for 'bout 10-15 mins....oh boy!!!!!...okay enough of my cookin' highlights let's get to my crazy 5's:
1) This may be weird to some but....I bake my bacon. I put in the oven for 'bout 20mins on 350degreez....less mess, and you ain't got grease poppin' everywhere....(got that from my mama sarccastik)...i wonder if it's healthier if i bake it? hmm.....
2) I hate to see Q-tips on the bathroom trash....don't you hate to go to a friend's house and you see they just used Q-tips w/ a big azz hunk of wax in the trash....I've held 1's (piss) and 2's (doo-doo brown) because of that....yeesh!!!
3) I think driving your car is an art form....not a half-hazardly thing we do...i get into it...i'm weaving out lanes like i'm T.J.Hooker...(damn, i just went ol'skool on ya'll then...lol..) don't you hate it when people are on the phone and can't drive....
4) I can't stand to have my food mixed together...like my meat and veggies...neatly prepare my stuff...don't just slap it on top...i hate that shyt...there's a method to my madness..don't laugh...
5) I won't do Number 1 in a public pool....i think's that deeeeessssssgggustiiiing!!!! (disgusting)...
okay ya'll memorial day weekend...what are ya'll plans...i might borrow that grill i've been eyeing and hook up some bacon wrapped shrimp for the weekend...ya'll be safe...don't let me read about ya'll this weekend...gone!!!
1) This may be weird to some but....I bake my bacon. I put in the oven for 'bout 20mins on 350degreez....less mess, and you ain't got grease poppin' everywhere....(got that from my mama sarccastik)...i wonder if it's healthier if i bake it? hmm.....
2) I hate to see Q-tips on the bathroom trash....don't you hate to go to a friend's house and you see they just used Q-tips w/ a big azz hunk of wax in the trash....I've held 1's (piss) and 2's (doo-doo brown) because of that....yeesh!!!
3) I think driving your car is an art form....not a half-hazardly thing we do...i get into it...i'm weaving out lanes like i'm T.J.Hooker...(damn, i just went ol'skool on ya'll then...lol..) don't you hate it when people are on the phone and can't drive....
4) I can't stand to have my food mixed together...like my meat and veggies...neatly prepare my stuff...don't just slap it on top...i hate that shyt...there's a method to my madness..don't laugh...
5) I won't do Number 1 in a public pool....i think's that deeeeessssssgggustiiiing!!!! (disgusting)...
okay ya'll memorial day weekend...what are ya'll plans...i might borrow that grill i've been eyeing and hook up some bacon wrapped shrimp for the weekend...ya'll be safe...don't let me read about ya'll this weekend...gone!!!
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 3:45 PM
23 Comments:
I love cooking shows too. I blogged about a few weeks back.
Weird stuff I do:
1 - I HAVE to get in the bed with socks on, until I drift off to sleep and right before I get all the way to sleep I kick them off.
2 - I don't like wearing shoes, but I hate being barefoot. I have to have on socks.
3 - I hate doggybag food. I never take food home from the restaurant, unless my order is To Go.
4 - My favorite color is pink, but I don't have a lot of pink clothes. My lightbulb in my room is pink tho.
5 - I love for my food to touch. I throw everything in one big bowl..chicken, rice, gravy, beans, grean beans, and a biscuit on top.
I love for my food to touch too!
J only eat out of bowls too :)
I am too cheap to pay for cable so I can't really watch any cooking shows...
but bacon wrapped shrip sounds BOMB!!!
Have a Great weekend too.
I'll be working so get your grub on for me :)
Wow, you won't go to the bathroom if used Qtip are visible in the trash! Interesting!
I have been baking my bacon for the longest time! It's part of my battle to cut down my fried foods.
Enjoy your skrimps!
Driving is an art...I think I'm Munch though...a bit schizo and definately crazy! Naw, I just have road rage and that enables me to drive well b/c I can get in and out of everything in a record's time. I bust illegal U-ies and drive in turning lanes, all that.
-I can't be barefoot except to bathe and sleep.
-I like my food to mix and that's usually why I eat in bowls too!
-Only I can wash dishes cause I don't think anyone (including the dishwasher) gets them as clean as me
-I actually cry over spilled milk. I'm afraid it will get on me and start to smell!! Eww!!!
- bakin bacon has been what's up in our house for years
-READ MY QUIRKY FUTHERMUCKER POST
That wasn't wierd at all...
I cook my bacon in the oven too. I line the pan with foil first. Then when it's done, I just through the foil away. Cleanup is a breeze!
I thought I was just wierd, but I hate for my food to touch on my plate. If it touches, I won't eat it.
Hi, my name is Tiki, and I'm an oven bacon baker *hiiii tikiii!*
I thought I was a lil' strange, until I read your blog and a few of the comments.
-Hair on the bathroom floor, nasty q-tips in the trash, toilet rimnents gross me out.
-I will make my bed, even if I'm about to slip right back in it.
-People who make that loud SMACK noise when they talk irritate me.
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Can I say that the baking bacon thing is not weird so take that off the list.
Here's my list:
1. I clean my ears with bobbypins. The Q-Tips just push the wax in, with a bpin you can grab it. Gross I know.
2. I can not sleep in socks or pants for that matter. T shirt and draws. Anything else, no matter how cold I am, and I'm up for hours.
3. As soon as I come home I undress and take off my jewelry. Immediately. I never understood people who lounge around their house in jeans. Only time I'm dressed in "real clothes" is on my way out or the first 5 mins in the door. And I don't even think I last the 5 mins.
4. My milk has to have ice in it or I can't drink it. I remember in school I would never get milk. No matter how cold it was it wasn't cold enough.
5. I hate almost all cereal. Even the sugary ones. And if on occasion some crazy diet has me eating Special K, yes there is a bowl placed in the freezer first with the milk.
lol@getting cinched up over a q-tip in the trash. now THAT'S funny. my parents microwave their bacon, but i think my mom used to bake it before her oven went on the fritz.
my quirks:
1. i can't sleep with clothes on. i don't care how cold it is, i can't do it. the only time i partially tolerate it is during that time of the month, for obvious reasons.
2. i can't have something sweet with something sour. for instance...sweet and sour pork? YUCK.
3. if i brush my teeth, i can't eat anything for about an hour because of the taste of toothpaste in my mouth.
4. my hands cannot be ashy at any time. i have to have lotion on them cuz when they feel dry, i think i'm gonna lose my mind.
5. i wanna floss immediately after eating because i can't stand the feeling of food in between my teeth. most times i'm able to do it. other times i'm left to suck my teeth.
i hate bad drivers as well. i find that asian women (sorry i sound racist, i know) are the WORST!! i can't stand getting stuck behind:
1) somebody on a cell phone
2) an elderly person
3) an asian woman
shrimp wrapped in bacon!!! OMG I love that! Okay, borrow the grill ... but be sure to put it back!
#5 is definitely NOT weird.. it's just common courtesy...
#2 i may not want to see it.. but i dont think i'd hold my stuff b/c of it! lol
have a great weekend!
My mom bakes her bacon to ;-) I always cook mine in the microwave...I agree that #5 is not weird in the least.
Have a Great and Safe Memorial Weekend!
~ ♥Nic ♥~
I'm with you on the Q-Tips, there are just some things you should wrap in tissue or flush and that's interesting about the bacon. Never heard that but you're right, less mess.
My closet is color-coded. Blue hangers for long sleeves and white for short. I also group the clothes themselves according to color. Disgusting, I know.
Have fun grillin' this weekend!
Your #5 is the exact reason I don't go swimming in public pools. Ew.
I don't eat pork so the bacon issue is out for me...but IF I did...I am sure I would bake it too ;-)
1. I hate when people push the elevator button when they clearly saw you push it but mere seconds earlier or constantly keep pushing it...da fuck is up with that!?
2. I use to seperate my food into sectional plates...I am getting better at it.
3. I keep shoe boxes or put them in clear storage boxes and label them by color.
4. I can NOT walk around barefoot and I wear nothing but white socks when I walk around the house.
5. I hate when people ask me for a taste my food (The Itch does that all the time)
Oh, this is good...let's just put all our neurotic stuff right out there:
1. I hate sleeping with clothes on (I'll do it if there's company in the house) otherwise, nothing...no matter how cold. There's always an extra blanket somewhere.
2. Sweet and salty...love it! Grosses out some, but it makes me happy.
3. I hate when clothes poke out of the drawers and they're kinda open. Ugh! Push your underwear, shirts, socks, whatever back in and clothes the drawer, for heaven's sake! (Same thing with closet doors. Close 'em!
4. I make the bed, no matter how messy the room, the bed must be made.
5. When I'm showering (sorry if this is TMI), I always start with my left arm...I have no idea why, but if I try to deflect from that, the day just doesn't feel right.
I'm glad everyone's a little nutty. Keeps the world interesting...
Pissing in the pool, who would ever want to do that? Nasty muthafuckas, thanks for reminding me why I don't get in public pools....
1. man cuz, i'm yankee born with southern upbringing, so fried foods and gallons of hot sauce is a must. the only things i bake is chicken, pork chops and cake. and those get fried sometimes too
2. i mean, i'm like country to the point where vanilla ice cream and crackers is da shit.
3. but yo, i hate driving behind vehicles bigger than mine. i need to see whats in front of me. move yo big ass out the way
4. i gotta have a hat on my head when i leave the crib. whether i'm sportin the baby ben wallace or the lo down, i gotta have the head covered. my day is done if i don't
5. i gotta sing something everyday. its been 4 in the morning and i can't sleep cause i ain't sang the right song yet.
I'm just catching up on the posts & working backwards, so you're killing me about the grill now that I know what happened to it!
(Have you ever cooked bacon in the microwave? Put it on a plate & between paper towels so it doesn't spatter all over... Good stuff. Like the oven method - which I have used - I think it might be healthier.)
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