The Sarccastik Conjugate
Friday, May 05, 2006
Time for another edition of "What da Hell?"
What's going on my blog fam? I will pose a couple of questions and i'm curious of the answers. Hope you enjoy....please answer appropriately and sarccastikly...(remember it is friday ya'll..we ain't go sheeeee (that's PG-13 of shit...i'm trying to stoppin' cussin') else to do.....so away we go:
What da hell....why is it that people was shootin' @the king (T.I.)?
What da hell.....is Hot 97 gonna do now?
What da hell....does anybody has XM Radio?....How is it? I wanna get and still keep my cd player (I don't know anything about this XM...so if that sounds like a dumb question....YA MAMA!!!)lol...
What da hell.....i'm ready for this year's upcoming Fantasy League Football....i lost in the first round playoffs....i'm coming back w/ Vengeance...(damn...i thank i fukkked that word up...fukk it it's friday)....i'm ready...nikki...ready for some football!!!!
What da hell....i need to get lil' sarccastik ready for some golf or something....like michelle wie?
What da hell....i gotta do to keep lil' sarccastik potty trained?...need some help ya'll
What da hell...why is jammin' to "Doin' tha Butt" this morning...lil' sarccastik was looking @me crazy?...that was funny...
Okay thanks for playing...i'm giving ya'll things to watch this weekend....
Check out your boy Mike Epps tomorrow night on HBO....
I wanna check out the Mayorga vs. De La Hoya fight....but i know epps is on...hmm decisions...
That Shawnna track is hot....i must admit..."Gettin' some head"...nice beat...
That new track by Prince...."Beautiful Love and Blessed"...that's a banga...watch out for that..let me know of some things going on this weekend...i'm chillin' this weekend...your boy is busted and disgusted....holla@your boy!!!!
i forgot to mention....shout out to Tavaris Jackson drafted by the Vikings...ASU!!!!! i'm now a semi-viking fan....
What da hell....why is it that people was shootin' @the king (T.I.)?
What da hell.....is Hot 97 gonna do now?
What da hell....does anybody has XM Radio?....How is it? I wanna get and still keep my cd player (I don't know anything about this XM...so if that sounds like a dumb question....YA MAMA!!!)lol...
What da hell.....i'm ready for this year's upcoming Fantasy League Football....i lost in the first round playoffs....i'm coming back w/ Vengeance...(damn...i thank i fukkked that word up...fukk it it's friday)....i'm ready...nikki...ready for some football!!!!
What da hell....i need to get lil' sarccastik ready for some golf or something....like michelle wie?
What da hell....i gotta do to keep lil' sarccastik potty trained?...need some help ya'll
What da hell...why is jammin' to "Doin' tha Butt" this morning...lil' sarccastik was looking @me crazy?...that was funny...
Okay thanks for playing...i'm giving ya'll things to watch this weekend....
Check out your boy Mike Epps tomorrow night on HBO....
I wanna check out the Mayorga vs. De La Hoya fight....but i know epps is on...hmm decisions...
That Shawnna track is hot....i must admit..."Gettin' some head"...nice beat...
That new track by Prince...."Beautiful Love and Blessed"...that's a banga...watch out for that..let me know of some things going on this weekend...i'm chillin' this weekend...your boy is busted and disgusted....holla@your boy!!!!
i forgot to mention....shout out to Tavaris Jackson drafted by the Vikings...ASU!!!!! i'm now a semi-viking fan....
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 8:18 AM
28 Comments:
hey sarccastik.....jus dropping u a line.....thanx for tha birthday shoutout
lol at the "Doin' the Butt" thing....the music video always has me cracking up whenever i see it
i'm feeling the Shawnna song too...its catchy
You're potty training lil' sarcastik? Good luck with that. It's a tough process from watching my brother and his daughter.
If you want a sport for lil's sarcastik i'd go for tennis. She could be the next Venus or Sereena.
Love the new Prince CD. It's the truth.
They have a music video for Doing the butt?
Why da hell are you potty training her LOL..sike let me stop (dang men potty training what is this world coming to)..good job though I hope it works out
I'm with jj..tennis sounds better plus she can wear those cute lil beads in her hair of course not as much as venus and serena did.
Why do I actually like that Shawnna track as well....makes me tap my lil foot and act hood LOL
Yea my laptop is great I love it I be on it just to message people..have a wonderful weekend
She was probably staring so hard cause she thought your butt hurt LOL
girls are different! i had to let them do it on their on. my son was so east... but them girls got a mind of their own. and when they are ready they are ready. i tried to do them like my son...but they were not having it!!!! one day she'll be like i'm gonna do this. i'm just glad it was before they turned 2!!! good luck!
Potty Training yay! And definitely got to check out the HBO comedy special...thanks for the reminder!
Don't you just love asking random questions? i have been doing it all week. It's great!
Doin' da butt was my song!!
ooh I can't help you on the parenting thang...
But I am so putting my money on De La Ho tomorrow...(I love opportunities to say 'ho')
Yeah, about that potty training issue...I hafta agree with some of the other comments: girls are tougher to train than boys.
Buuut, there are some tricks you can try: whenever she tells you she has to go, make a big deal out of it and reward her if she makes it to the potty; of course buy the pull-ups to start and slowly move to cotton underwear so that she can FEEL when she's wet; if she accidently goes on herself b4 she makes it to the potty dont discourage. Make sure to tell her there will be plenty of other chances to make you and Mommy proud!
Hope that helps...Good luck! =)
Ooooh, not DOIN THE BUTT!!! That takes me back. LOL!
If I knew anything about potty-training kids, I'd try to help...but I don't remember. The last person I had to help potty train was my little brother back when I was about 11 years old. He's about to be 16 now. I'll se if he recalls anything. ;)
By the way, Girlfriends Monday night is just the season finale. Not the series. Have a good weekend!
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I just moved and haven't seen nary a tv show while waiting for effin' Time Warner to schedule me an appointment.......cable comes tomorrow between 10-2......I get's to see Day-Day!! I love Mike Epps.
Have a great weekend.
*what's funnier is having your 6 year old nephew sing..."I like big butts and I can not lie"...WHAT DA HELL IS THAT ABOT?...lol
If my T I would of been hurt it would be beef in BKLYN... cause I'ma come with it...
Ok, now I'm mad at you for puttin that DAMN SONG in my head!!!
"That BUTT! That BUTT! That big ol, big ol BUTT!"
U.MAKE.ME.SICK! HAHAHAHA!!
We don't have XM radio, but we have Sirius and I.LOVE.IT!!! Especiallly the old school rap station! Where else am I gonna hear "Fly Girl"??
I walked in this place, surprised to see, a big girl getting busy, just rockin' to the go-go beat.
That is that song. I play that when I am having a sluggish morning and need a pick me up.
Hey Sarccastik, how you doing? I'll check out Prince's latest thanks
Um...it should just be expected that anything that Prince puts out is going to be HOT!!!
And as much as I try to dislike that Shawnna song, I find myself doing that head nod to the beat.
Doing the Butt DOES take me back.
And sheesh..."potty training"...I had the hardest time trying to teach my son how to pull his "private part" out and aim for the toilet bowl. I don't know if its the case with yours, but my son gets so interested in other things that "using the bathroom" is a waste of time for him. Good luck with that...I think the other commenters on here got you covered.
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i didnt know that about hot 97.. that's wild!
good luck w/ the potty training..
TI...getting shot at...What?
I'm feelin' that new Prince song too...
Potty Training 101
Girls are easier to train than boys so they say. I had my son trained by his 2nd birthday.
As soon as they can walk, they should start training.
Pull-Ups won't work because they are like diapers...they'll just shit in them and keep it movin...
What I did with my son was....
PUll-Ups were worn when we went out...or when he went to bed...
Other than that, he wore drawers or nothing...
I timed his liquids and solids...
When I felt it was time fo rhim to go, I would have him sit until something came out....
It became punishment, if he shitted my floor or his drawers. Its messy, but you have to do it, otherwise they'll never learn.
Also, I would make him stand in the corner with the shit on his ass, so he could know it was wrong...
He knew how to go, was just lazy....
After enough punishments, he took time out to go to the bathroom...and EUREKA, he's trained...
Luckily his father was around at the time to teach him to stand up and pee, I was so worried how I would convey that to him.... he even taught him how to shake it...*lol*
What da hell....why is it that people was shootin' @the king (T.I.)?
Because they got nothing better to do
What da hell.....is Hot 97 gonna do now?
I don't get Hot 97 so I don't care LOL
What da hell....does anybody has XM Radio?....How is it?
I sure don't, why pay for radio?
What da hell....i need to get lil' sarccastik ready for some golf or something....like michelle wie?
I want a cut, train my youngin while your at it! LOL
What da hell....i gotta do to keep lil' sarccastik potty trained?
When you find the answer, let a sista know!
What da hell...why is jammin' to "Doin' tha Butt" this morning...lil' sarccastik was looking @me crazy?
Seeing your parents act a fool is always funny! LOL
you really don't want none of this here, sarcastik. i'll whup on your ASS in fantasy football, then send you back to your wife with big welts on dem dere cheeks. ask yourself if you're willing to put yourself through the pain before you step to my league. LOL
The potty training is difficult I most say.
I agree with Sane, make a BIG deal everytime she makes it to the bathroom.. I let my daughter "talk to Elmo" on the telephone (really my aunt disguising her voice) everytime she went.
And at school they gave her a potty party...I worked for us. She got up and went to the potty at night by herself..
Remember to be patient.
Hoya whooped that ass!!! I cannot believe how much shit that dude was talking to Hoya's face, especially about Hoya's wife...but Hoya took those comments like a man and whoop his ass like a man.
I wonder how bent out of shape women would get if men tried to penetrate (no pun intended) any type of women's tournament.
I love how u ask us to repsond and u never respond back..(was that saccastic enough) lol
Cheerios in the toilet.
That is what many mothers say encouraged their sons to potty and perfect their aim! Good luck! lol
I'm 25 and potty training is still difficult for me. I gotta remember to actually go instead of holding it while I read one last blog entry. She'll get there soon enough.
That Shawnna song is my jam. I was gettin some head, gettin gettin some head. yeah, that song is tight. Oh and Doin Da Butt will forever be my all time favorite party jam. I was shakin it when that song came out in 1st grade.
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