The Sarccastik Conjugate

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

crazy shyt...

A Good friend of mine was telling me about some chic was trying to get hold of him since '98. Mind you this dude (Atl swinga) is married 5 yrs with two kids. Some chic that he used to try and hit 'cross back in college in '95 has been calling everybody she knows to keep track of Atl. This chic (Nashville wanna-be star) is married w/ 3 kids and her husband who works on the weekend has been trying to keep up with this dude....i told you this was crazy....She called his cellphone while the misses was downstairs...then called again...so he picks up and like "Who is this"...She's like this is "Nashville, i went to school with you...you remember me don't you"...he's like yea...nervously...she tells him to jot the number down to call her. So this dude is like whatever...how the hell she get this number? Next day, Nashville calls again at this job, and he's like "Why you callin"....Nashville (crazy azz) just wanted to touch base, she tells him...i just wanted to see how you were doing. They go through the small talk and details, and she constantly talks about how much of a gentlemen Atl was in college....anyway, she talks about her marriage and how she don't feel appreciated by her husband who's cheated on her 3 times...side note 3 times and she's still with him...(i was joking w/ dude...that was the fish hook....if you wanted it)..lol..he was like "Hell naw"....i remember Nashville wanna-be star...from the neck down she was a 8.5 on the scale....and i'll leave it at that....Nashville keeps talking about her life, and how depressed she is...she takes road trips to columbus, montgomery, birmingham...and wherever her girlfriends "or whatever" are...(wow...taking a road trip without the family...ain't no way in hell i could even pucker my mouth to ask that)...wouldn't want to anyway...anyway, she was trying to be slick and say, "Sounds like Mrs.Atl Swinga got you locked down"..."It wouldn't do me no good to come see you"....me and Atl was laughing because that's what she wanted the whole time....crazy chick...he was like "Yep...Mrs.Atl don't play that"...(All week i'm the Homie moniker)...just another example of a guy in the "A"...trying to do the right thing...and plus i heard that the divorce rate is more than 50%...that's crazy...

BS about the movie "ATL"
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 2:05 PM

17 Comments:

yeah that is CRAZY! talk about stalker!! she shoulda pushed up on him back in college when she had the chance... i'm mad she married though and went thru all that to talk to dude... glad ur friend is a decent man

3:01 PM  

*DELETE*
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3:05 PM  

Yep. That's a crazy chick if I ever saw one. And I bet that won't be the last time she track him down like that and call him either.

6:57 PM  

that is so funny but i know girls like that. they treated the good guys like crap, and then years later (after they've been diss by some playa or wannabe thug type) they wonder about the nice guy that got away. i'm glad your friend didn't entertain that heffa. :-) Happy Hump Day!

7:07 PM  

Lord Have Mercy LMBO

I wouldn't be surprised if she just wanted some drama in her life to match that of her husband...

Yall mens stay strong!

7:15 PM  

Tell your boy to give her my email address...I'll fly to wherever the hell she is and give her all kinds of white boy drama.

9:29 PM  

MISERY ENJOYS COMPANY. WHY TRY TO BREAK UP A HAPPY HOME BECAUSE HER SHIT IS FUCKED UP. SEE LADIES IT AIN'T ALWAYS THE MEN. SHE SHOULD THINK ABOUT HOW SHE FELT THE THREE TIMES HER HUSBAND CHEATED ON HER AND RELATE TO HOW SHE FELT. HOW COULD SHE PLAY HERSELF LIKE THAT?

12:15 AM  

Sending mad props to you and your boy for maintaining your homes! That stalker chick is CRAZY! She had her chance but it's loooong gone now!

8:20 AM  

We don't often hear of men who are faithful like that. Bravo for your friend. That chick sounds desperate and miserable as hell.

8:54 AM  

some chicks are just a gluten for punishemnt. their man lying and cheating all over the place--and they still chillin with that nigga. i think its based on low self esteem.

annnnnnd why she gotta be calling somebody else's man? talking bout she's bored withe her life. sound like she got penty of drama at home to entertain herself...

9:17 AM  

Crazy is not the word for it! She's been keeping track of him since '98? Dang,what did he do to her?

10:03 AM  

oh HELL nah. it's a damn shame a sista gotta throw herself at a brotha like that. why doesn't she just leave her man? that would solve at least part of the problem. meanwhile, she still can't have atl cuz he's married!

and i definitely agree with kween. i think it's low self esteem coupled probably with lack of the financials necessary to leave the brotha.

1:38 PM  

HA HA HA!!!! That's a shame. I can't stand desparate women like that. Thanks for stopping by hitting me up. On a side note - what kind of systems do you work on? I'm an analyst too.

2:38 PM  

Good lord some women can be scandalous. How you going to step to a married man like that? Ugh. That shit makes me sick. She thought he was such a gentleman in college, but now she thinks he'll cheat on his wife with her, while she is still married. She's clearly a bright one.

3:39 PM  

somebody needs to smack her ass! first for dealing with her loser husband after he continues to step out on her and second for being a hoe with kids! if my husbands ex called him tryin to holler like that, we would have problems! BTW...Like you blog!

10:55 PM  

Man...Nashville. Wonder if I know this crazy heffa? And, too true about misery loving company. Not happy, tried to work it out and couldn't, then why does she stay? Sometimes logic is hard, I guess.

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