The Sarccastik Conjugate
Friday, March 10, 2006
Funny story Friday II
Well, since i'm on a roll of some of the craziest shyt that happened to me...i might as well keep it going for now...
Crazy ass Mecca
People who been in the A-town for awhile, know about this club called Mecca. It was next door to the Glady's Knight Chicken and Waffle joint. Me, my cousin (Charlie Hustle), my boy (Boston Smooth), and crazy azz (New Jerzey) K. We out chillin', drinkin', talkin' shyt to the stallions in the place...K was like dude, i'm get a shorty and go dancing...we like okay...do you...handle your bizness...after about 2 hrs had passed, still no sign of K...we was like okay, we'll wait outside on him...okay I forgot to tell you it's California weekend...(this is always a week before Freaknik)..everybody from the west coast kick it, barbecue at (i think it's grant park) i can't remember...wherever the park was it was shot up earlier that day....(again, i was there) best impression of michael johnson in a 200 on ya'll azz....anyhoo some cat flossing with 2 raw stallions come in...he was a lightskinned cat with locks...okay whatever, for some reason the bouncer told him he couldn't get in...sidenote bouncer: 6'2" 225...lightskinned cat w/locks: 5'8" 140 (wet)...the lightskinned cat was talking big shyt, " Man fukk that shyt dude you gonna let me in"..the stallions were already in.....I don't know what kind of shyt the bouncer was on...but he was like nope your not going in...(i think it was closing, hell i can't remember i was sideways)...we like it's bout to be drama...so we moved closer to our car but in sight if K comes out...next thing we know the bouncer is "handling" the light skinned dude like mop...throwing him on cars, punching him..all this time lightskinned didn't get a lick in....but why did the lightskinned dude come back to the bouncer like, "I'm fukk you up"...next thing we know 2 more bouncers crowd him...mind you we kinda smirking like...li'l light getting his azz whooped..just shut up...we turn and "Pop"...we duck around the cars...li'l light his hit...car picks up a couple of bouncers and drive off...lil' light is on the floor...somebody called 911...we try and help, we try to get him to calm down and not go into shock of seeing blood....we did, ambulance comes, and they take li'l light on their way....guess who comes out...K comes out and see police and blood, people standing 'round...the first thing he says..."Hey Yo, you got my leather"....we like yeah we got your damn leather bring your azz on....after we told him what happened..were we like dude what happened to you....K smirked and was like, "shyt...shorty took me up the stairs and started serving me dome"...we was like you mofo...To this day we still fukk with him about that crazy ass mecca night....What crazy drama were you in lately?
Crazy ass Mecca
People who been in the A-town for awhile, know about this club called Mecca. It was next door to the Glady's Knight Chicken and Waffle joint. Me, my cousin (Charlie Hustle), my boy (Boston Smooth), and crazy azz (New Jerzey) K. We out chillin', drinkin', talkin' shyt to the stallions in the place...K was like dude, i'm get a shorty and go dancing...we like okay...do you...handle your bizness...after about 2 hrs had passed, still no sign of K...we was like okay, we'll wait outside on him...okay I forgot to tell you it's California weekend...(this is always a week before Freaknik)..everybody from the west coast kick it, barbecue at (i think it's grant park) i can't remember...wherever the park was it was shot up earlier that day....(again, i was there) best impression of michael johnson in a 200 on ya'll azz....anyhoo some cat flossing with 2 raw stallions come in...he was a lightskinned cat with locks...okay whatever, for some reason the bouncer told him he couldn't get in...sidenote bouncer: 6'2" 225...lightskinned cat w/locks: 5'8" 140 (wet)...the lightskinned cat was talking big shyt, " Man fukk that shyt dude you gonna let me in"..the stallions were already in.....I don't know what kind of shyt the bouncer was on...but he was like nope your not going in...(i think it was closing, hell i can't remember i was sideways)...we like it's bout to be drama...so we moved closer to our car but in sight if K comes out...next thing we know the bouncer is "handling" the light skinned dude like mop...throwing him on cars, punching him..all this time lightskinned didn't get a lick in....but why did the lightskinned dude come back to the bouncer like, "I'm fukk you up"...next thing we know 2 more bouncers crowd him...mind you we kinda smirking like...li'l light getting his azz whooped..just shut up...we turn and "Pop"...we duck around the cars...li'l light his hit...car picks up a couple of bouncers and drive off...lil' light is on the floor...somebody called 911...we try and help, we try to get him to calm down and not go into shock of seeing blood....we did, ambulance comes, and they take li'l light on their way....guess who comes out...K comes out and see police and blood, people standing 'round...the first thing he says..."Hey Yo, you got my leather"....we like yeah we got your damn leather bring your azz on....after we told him what happened..were we like dude what happened to you....K smirked and was like, "shyt...shorty took me up the stairs and started serving me dome"...we was like you mofo...To this day we still fukk with him about that crazy ass mecca night....What crazy drama were you in lately?
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 8:17 AM
18 Comments:
You would have to go to Africa to understand. It was a life changing experience. If you can, make that trip and take your family too!
LOL@ Baked Ziti comment!You should hook it up, it is very simple to make :)
Thanks for stopping by...
Peace,
Scarlett
I have to pick just one....
Me and my girls all went out and one of my girls disappeared on her way out of the bathroom (and they wonder why females go to the bathroon together). We were looking for her, but couldn't find her anywhere. We stayed there until it closed, and the bartender kept yelling for her us to go home, but he kept looking down. He had this wierd look on his face, you know, that guilty look. My crazy a** friend(you know every clique has at least on nut!) walked straight up to him and looked behind the bar. There was was my girl passed out on the floor. This crazy mutha f**** had drugged her. The manager came over and we called the police. I'm glad they locked his crazy a** up! Now we make it a habit to get to know the bartender!
man I don't know where to start LOL.. :) how about ya man sounds like my boy Rodney LMAO
U gotta read my blog about what happened to me about 2 weeks ago....first with this dude I went out with for drinks, then my car getting stolen.........check me out...happy Friday
Depends on if it's with the girls or alone lol I tend to get involved in craziness when the girls are involved...I remember we were in B-more one night and got a flat tire cause my roomie backed over a curb we had to ride down Polaski highway to a all night used tire place then we went to this club that stayed open till 4am cause we weren't gonna go to b-more and not party..man too funny..I just hate snails and slugs they remind me of slime and that film they leave behind is gross!
That was a crazy nite. Good thing you and your boys weren't hurt. Thanks for stopping by my spot.
Dang that was crazy I don't think I've ever been around stuff that crazy. Hmm or maybe that time a colleague and I were overseas with our boss and went to a bar and started dancing on the tables with some locals after a few drinks. lol!
I agree w/Melinda. I wish I could see that on video to, LOL.
There is no crazy drama going on right now with me and my boring life. At least nothing exciting like that!
I haven't had anything crazy like that happen to me in many years...I tend to lay low and stay away from stuff now...
lemme think...
crazy mess i've been in, in the club happened like a year and a 1/2 ago.. me & my homegirl went to this club.. she gets to beefin w/ this dude.. yo was about to swing on her, i jump in & me & dude gets to scrapping.. shit didnt last long but my "homegirl" was nowhere to be found when it all went down.. GTL was off partying somewhere else in the club.. when he found out, he went nuts! i'd never seen him so mad! he was trying to catch a charge that night.. but the bouncers held him back.. and dude got away... needless to say, lesson learned.. my friends (or so-called friends) fight their own battles! no helps from me.. cause how u not gonna have my back when i got urs?
Way back in the day.......
Was at a birthday party for some miscellaneous drug dealer...
Several bayarea rappers were there...Too Short and others....
Some dude walked in, saw his girl with some other dude....went out to the car and came abck in shooting at JUST the females at the party...of course everyone went ducking but that bastard was chasing down women screaming some crazy shit about ...women ain't no good....he's gonna kill all the bitches...
I'm thinking....muthafucka...shoot YOUR broad don't shoot every damn body!!
...and they say a woman scorned....shit, that night it was a man.............
The craziest thing that happened to me at a club was when these American dudes came up in the club and starting shooting up the place. One chick and I dived under a table and she got shot. I didn't even realize until I got up and her blood was all over me. I swear I was touched by an angel that night.
Man that's a crazy story! You probably need to write a book!
yikes!...I never gave dome in a club....
wow that was dramatic...man oh man
crazy story, but New Jezey, Crazy Hustle and Boston Smooth???
some interesting nicknames
yo...that was too funny!! you do have the craziest story. i know i haven't been updating my blog lately. just don't feel like it. i'mma keep checking yours out though. HAPPY HUMP DAY! :-)
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