The Sarccastik Conjugate

Funny Funeral...

This was a couple of years ago, me and the misses went to Memphis to check out her great-great aunt's funeral. She remember meeting her when she was very little, so we get to Memphis and of course, meet all the cousins. After the funeral was when the drama started. So as soon as we get into the car....DRAMA...adjacent (i hope i spelled that right) from our funeral was another funeral. We were in the car and then we notice the doors of the adjacent funeral flung open....All we know is 1 dude is running for his life and about 50 people were behind him...(men and women)...He's screaming for his life..you have heard people say this before..."Stop man, stop playing...chill out man"....This dude runs across the street...broad daylight...cars coming to a screeching halt and honking....he runs literally in front of our car to a gate...so we got a VIP sitting of homeboy getting his azz whooped by 20 dudes...and the other 20 people still coming out of the funeral..the others were going to their trunks...Now I have a 6th sense when it comes to drama....i told the misses...chill out lay low...it'll be okay....but my wife...(love her so)...rolls down the window..."Hey What are ya'll doing?"..."Why ya'll beating him up" they didn't hear us...they was beating up on this dude for like 5 to 7 mins...lol...I'm said, "Woman are you crazy"...i rolled her window up...locked our doors and windows...and said "Chill out"...Miraculously, homeboy got out of the melee into a vehicle that was 'bout a block away and drove off....In the corner of my eye (during this melee in front of our car) dudes were poppin' the trunk...i'm like what kind of shyt is this in Memphis....Apparently homebody was not supposed to show up at that funeral, or he was the one who did it or...i don't know...he was getting his azz whooped...That was the craziest funeral i ever been to....what crazy shyt have you been witness too?