The Sarccastik Conjugate

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

The Fukk kinda shyt is this?!?!!??

Good Morning blog family...Already crazy stuff today..I'm driving to work feeling good, listening to my sports talk (I need to personally cuss ben rothelisbuerger...i know i killed his name but fukk it that's how i'm feeling...okay fool you decide to ride a suzuki w/o a helmet...i'll save more of my comments for later...can't you tell i'm a steeler fan)...I come to work early, smiling, speaking to people, saying the usual "Good Morning" slogan to everybody....then i check my email.....(insert dramatic theme here....) and i see this shyt:

Hi Sarccastik,

This is Adriana an old friend of yours from ASU. I got
your email from my cousin that went to ASU. I dont
know what to really tell you - to make you remeber me
except for that I am short / dark skin and I use to
hang out with a couple of girls from b'ham (Sierra and Hope). I hope that makes you remember me. But if
not, I just wanted to say hello and I hope you are
doing well. Take care and hopefully you will respond
to this email. Bye

Okay, now i'm like who the hell is this...and how did you get my work email...i don't remember sierra and hope...(either u drank w/me, smoked w/me or fukk w/me...either plutonic or fukk friends...i wouldn't remember u at all)...sorry...or could be a setup...(hmm...lookin' around the cubicle...) As my boy Snoop says, "I'm too swift on my toes"...ya'll know the rest...okay what's happening in the world:

The coming out with a with a sequel to Belly ya'll can't wait for that...i need to "cop" Belly....one of my favorites movies....

Okay this is funny...RL (Next) is signed to G-Unit Records and is dissing 112 and Jagged Edge...that's funny i needed a laugh today....ya'll have a good'ne (one) holla!!!!1

*************Why this morning I was looking at Adult Swim..and watch Mr.T cartoons....it was cheesy then and still is....(but i still watched all of it...damn, i'm embarrased to say...lol..)
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 7:27 AM

22 Comments:

I saw a Mr. cartoon once...
CHEESY! :) Why did we love hin again?
Don't fall for the e-mail set up!
Don't do it!! hahaha!
You have to go back to my page.
You stopped by right before my update!!
Go BAAAAAACK! :)

8:25 AM  

oops! Mr. T cartoon-
and I meant to say:
why did we love HIM again.
*sigh* it's early!

8:27 AM  

I watch those Mr. T cartoons in the morning as well. He always scares me at the end when he gives his 'speech' on doing the right thing.

Anyway, as for that mysterious email.....hit delete.

9:30 AM  

Whoa whoa WHOOOAAAA!!! Mr. T cartoons? On adult swim?? Please tell me it's the cartoon about the gymnasts and shit...cause if it is, I need to get up on it!!! What time is this?

And about Ben Rothelesburger...what a fuckin ass. He was riding a Suzuki that the company says is the fastest legal bike, and this ass doesn't wear a helmet??? What's up with these atheletes not takin care of themselves? Shit, if I was in the NFL or NBA, I'd be protecting my meal ticket, namely myself. I would wake up, go to the gym to work out or for practice, and come home and watch TV. Wil' out when you retire...not when your career is starting...

10:23 AM  

And RL??? Bwahahahahahaha!!!! He's the biggest R&B lame out there...dissin 112? I can see about Jagged Edge since all of their songs sound the same...this G Unit shit is gettin out of hand. Does anyone else think that they're wack as hell???

10:24 AM  

I hate pop up e-mails like that. I would be cursing my cousin out for not clearing that with me first!!!

So, now we gonna have R&B singers beefin'? What is that? What is the point? G-Unit really needs to stop!

10:53 AM  

Man, I was so mad this morning when I heard that!! About Ben. What a stewhead!! How you gon' be doing a radio interview on your cell phone while riding a motorcycle without a helmet? MAJOR MO-RON! Lord!! I see fools all the time riding without helmets, thinking they look so damn cool and I'm pretty sure the look on my face is of such total disgust that they should feel me.

As for G-Unit, I'm sooo ready for their 15 hours of fame to end.

11:20 AM  

Man I heard that garbage song he did...beef in R & B groups come on now who does that.....insanity I tell ya insanity..it would be funny if you responded back I'm married the only female friend I have is my wife..thanks and bye LOL LOL LOL....let me stop it won't really that funny

11:29 AM  

That e-mail does sound like a setup. I'd delete it and not respond.

I think that idiot football player had a death wish or something ... stupid!

11:32 AM  

Delete it.
Any type of response is gonna give her leway to respond in kind to YOUR response. You have your wife at home and lil Sarcasstik...IF your cousin gave her the info...she would have told her that as well...therefore Adriana is out of line...
DELETE.

*comin' to by blog causing havoc...YOU only post once a week yo! lol

11:39 AM  

That e-mail sounds mighty suspect.

Thanks for the info about Belly...and I'm not even going to comment about R your making it hard for meL

And yes Charles, I think there wack as hell too....

12:28 PM  

but did you HEAR the RL song? he's been off the scene for like 5 skillion years, had a flop of a solo album and has nerves to be talkin trash cuz he's on g-unit!! M-E-S-S. oh yeah, and football dude was dumb as hell!!!!!!!

1:29 PM  

YEah the sequel supposed to be called BEAST and follows SIncere to Africa.........we'll see.......

1:47 PM  

They were talking about that footplayer at work yesterday. A lot of people are pisT with him for not wearing a helmet.

On the email tip...I would respond from a non-work email addy. Curiousity would get me. I mean, what could she want? On the other hand you do have the option of not saying anything.

2:22 PM  

oh and on RL... BOOOOO! at least they still got their groups together! 112 been around for more than 10 yrs, and Jagged Edge been around for damn near a decade too. Where are your boys at now??? And why everybody on G-Unit gotta talk smack?

2:24 PM  

ok ew @belly. not a fan. g-unit is soooo lame! ben roethlisberger (correct spelling lol) absolutely needs to be smacked. your coach and the man who led your team to its first four rings tell you not to ride and esp. not w/o a helmet and you do it anyway. stupid.

4:37 PM  

I'm scared of adult swim and any UPO's from my past...it's time to mildew...

5:06 PM  

sounds like you have a stalker or a trap for sure...but funny all the same, I'd freak out if anybody had my work email cause I gives that and the direct line to no one... and for g-unit, they should just change the name to beef-unit and be done, all they ever tried to do is be noticed and its pretty wack.

5:13 PM  

SET UP??? I don’t know about that. Don’t be too quick to jump on the conspiracy bandwagon, it could just be an old friend saying hello, but then again, YOU NEVER KNOW!

Next topic, when is G UNIT going to fall off the map, that beef sh** is for the birds, and everyone knows or should know that it’s just a marketing tool used to create hype prior to a new album release, but my question is, if your product can’t sell itself is it worth buying.

Anyhow, TAEBO, I’m going to buy it this weekend and give it a try, I’ll give you an update in a few weeks.

10:09 PM  

Sounds like 'ol girl is fishing for something.

Keep your hooks to yourself.

Um.

Mr. T is 'posetabe getting a reality show, last I checked.

4:39 PM  

I couldn't believe that lame ass diss song by next. They oughta be ashamed! But it was a great laugh. Especailly when he said gggggggggggunit..lol. Crazy

12:44 PM  

I couldn't believe that lame ass diss song by next. They oughta be ashamed! But it was a great laugh. Especailly when he said gggggggggggunit..lol. Crazy
But wouldn't it be even more funny if ole girl reads your blog by coincedence? ..lol.

12:45 PM  

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