The Sarccastik Conjugate
Thursday, July 06, 2006
A 1000 Apologies...
I've been in training all week...and the damn computers in the classroom suck!!!! Bigtime....I can get to my page but i can't comment to blah, to insane...to anybody....i truly miss the blog fam...i hope ya'll can forgive me....the damn instructor is like Charlie Brown teacher...WHUA-WHUA-WHUA (imitating the teacher)....but ya'll know how the teacher sounded couldn't understand a damn word. The instructor here is as bad and so boring!!! The first day, i damn near fell asleep in the first 20mins...okay anyway let's talk about what in the hell is goings on this week:
1) Stacey Dash doing Playboy?...Maybe she couldn't pass up the money.....she's still a cutie though...she damn sho'll could get it...
2) Enron dude died of a heart attack....(please lawd forgive me for what i'm 'bout to say)...karma's a bitch!!!!
3) Babyface pissed off the city of Houston....(dude u don't wanna do that)....first him & his wife divorce and now he showed up late to one of the biggest festivals in the south...
4) Ya'll heard about this crazy chick....trying to sell coke secrets..only for 1.5 million...are u serious...the damn secrets worth Billions....(that's with a B)...it's something not right about that...she was a damn executive admin assistant...how in the hell did she have access to the formula....something ain't sitting right w/me on this...
I had another interview w/the boss of this crazy ass company...i'll tell ya'll about next week...have a good weekend...
1) Stacey Dash doing Playboy?...Maybe she couldn't pass up the money.....she's still a cutie though...she damn sho'll could get it...
2) Enron dude died of a heart attack....(please lawd forgive me for what i'm 'bout to say)...karma's a bitch!!!!
3) Babyface pissed off the city of Houston....(dude u don't wanna do that)....first him & his wife divorce and now he showed up late to one of the biggest festivals in the south...
4) Ya'll heard about this crazy chick....trying to sell coke secrets..only for 1.5 million...are u serious...the damn secrets worth Billions....(that's with a B)...it's something not right about that...she was a damn executive admin assistant...how in the hell did she have access to the formula....something ain't sitting right w/me on this...
I had another interview w/the boss of this crazy ass company...i'll tell ya'll about next week...have a good weekend...
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 7:39 PM
21 Comments:
Sorry about the boring training...I've defintely been there before! Good luck with the interviewing...that's another thing I know something about!
Hi! liked reading yuor stuff,cool,thanks for sharing
tony
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Sorry that the computers suck, especially if the training is boring...
Have a great weekened.
Sarc I completely understand with being busy and stuff. that would be me right now.
I hate to say it, but Kent Lay got off easy. Dying at your vacay home vs being ass raped for the rest of your life... I think he got the sweeter deal.
Ol' girl at Coke was on coke. Millions? I heard about it without even knowing the worth and just thought that was a low ball figure. Good lookin @ pepsi. If you really have faith in your product, there would be no need for the other man's trade secrect.
Can't wait to see that playboy issue. Thank goodness my boyfriends subscribes (under a fake name ofcourse..lol).
Just read the article about the coke scandal. One thing I have learned is NOT TO DO HOOK UP TRANSACTIONS WITH WHITE PEOPLE. Everytime I have tried, they have told on me. Sad story.
U have a wonderful weekend and GET U SOME!!!!!!
I aint mad u stole my topic for today though..i just deleted it...
Glad you recognized what I was saying...lol ...and thank you for the speedy response...:-)
Hope all works out with the training...your still in it? Sucks if you are. And more interviews...lol Interview stories are like date stories...some can be hilarious...or down right a waste of time.
Have a good weekend.
Ok, That chick is nuts! Trying to sell coke secrets to pepsi? Pepsi is great, they don't want any coke secrets! I just think it is Hilarious the Pepsi called coke and told them! HA!!
I hate boring training sessions and I say the same thing when someone bores me (that they sound like the teacher from Charlie Brown) I be leaning all over the desk sleep and what not.
What the devil did she think she wsa doing did she really think that would work...she's insane...she been takin some of that coke and I dont' mean the soda LOL
WHY THAT GIRL GOTTA BE BLACK???!???
DAMN.
glad you back. don't ever leave us for that long evar again.
and if death is a reward, why is lay's death punishment? should we fear death instead of embracing it and the promise of heaven beyond?
LMAO... I said the same thing about the enron dude.. laughing cause I said well at least he no longer does life :) LOL in jail anyway LOL
bout Stacy Dash.. *url* so mad at that one but its whatever like steve harvey done said.. SHE STUPID if she think its gone revive her career *what was left of it*.. everybody loved her cause she was that chick u wanted and couldn't get.. now.. WHATEVER
the coke trick.. LMAO.. dumb ass!!!!
Man, I don't know where to start, yo.
Stacey Dash: Eye candy to men (and some women). Usually, sista gals that are trying to get back on the scene usually pose in King or XXL. She went straight to Hef? You wanna bet she is going to mention her cousin Damon Dash somewhere.
PS: Playboy does have some good articles, though.
Ken Lay: Yeah, I was buzzed on that one, too.
Three: He know better.
Four: When I found out about that story earlier this week and was reading it when I saw the girls name, I was like 'DAYUM SISTA HAVE YOU NO SHAME!'. How in the hell did she think she was going to get away with that, and at her age (41), she should have known better. You would think that with her being an executive assistant that she would have some wherewithall about herself, but you never know bout folks.
Let me know when that issue of Playboy hits the shelves...
That coke employee must have felled in love with a thuggish thief who put her up to that. Somebody was silly enough to think that formula would be accessible to her.
Sorry about your training but ususally they are all boring;
Pay 65.00 dollars to see Baby face-No damn way.....
i hadn't heard about the Coke scandal. all i can say is wow... i wonder what happened to make her think such a hair brained scheme would work... poor thing. well, I do agree with rose, she probably just got mixed up with dude who had her gassed on the idea.
regarding Lay's death, it trips me out that ppl are actually angry that he died b4 going to jail. whether or not he "got off easy" is besides the point and not really for us to decide.
have a good weekend...
half of my day is spent listening to people who sound like charlie brown's teacher...so I feel your pain.
I feel you on the boring instructors. Hang in there. I think death was too good for Lay. He should have gone to prison. Pepsi sold ol'girl out. Greed is a mutha ain't it?
training sucks! i didnt hear about the coke thing but that's crazy as hell!
the coke thing she just had a new product she was going to sell to them. and a few documents. why black folk always gotta make an entrance? these people pay your bills. get your ass on the stage.
a sample of the new product is what i meant to say
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