The Sarccastik Conjugate

Good Morning...Blog Family. Hope everybody's weekend was restful. It started out as a beatiful day...then some idiot who don't know how to walk across a street almost got splattered on the Sarccastik SUV. Phreakin' Idiot...I don't get points for hitting your dumb ass....last minute she saw me coming....Anyway, this is a story of my boy I call...hmm...O-Town's Craziest....We went to school in "The Gump" back in '93...we've been cool ever since...but over the years he just do some of the craziest things that's just funny.....I don't make up characters in my story....I don't think I can make him up...Here's just a few of the funny things that he's done....Some may consider it funny...some may consider it being a jerk....I'll let you decide:

- I was home and a good friend of mine Milwaukee's Finest decided she want to cook me dinner...though me an MF was never sexually intimate...I must confess I did try back in school but it didn't pan out so I just used her friendship to try and "fold" her friends...(I know crazy!!!) Anyway..she hooked up some wings...OC (I need ya'll to keep up) came thru...with a Burger King back...he ate some whopper w/fries....WHY DID TAKE SOME OF THE FOOD MF COOKED FOR ME!!!! MF was like Sarccastik get your boy, or he's gonna get "CUSSED THE FUCK OUT"!!! So after I calmed her down...I'm like dude..you come here already eating and then gon' take some of my chicken wings...we ain't got but 8 wings...and you take 2!!!!!

- OC went to Atlanta for the weekend...he met my cousin "Charlie Hustle from the Dec". Okay OC, Charlie Hustle and another of my homeboys "New Jerzey K" go out to Dugan's....for some strange reason...NJK driving his car and hit the exit ramp to hard and hit one of the metal poles...it wasn't too bad. But they still wanted to kick it...CHD doesn't have a car...but OC does...but he's like, "Naw man I ain't drivin'"...they like dude...we almost home just get your car and we can be out!!! so after coaxing this dude for 1hr to get him to drive....They go to Dugan's hanging out and enjoying themselves....OC ain't got no money (how the hell do you go to ATL in college with no money and no fam?!?!!??) so CHD pays for nachos for OC....OC "nibbles" on the nachos and decided to take it home....LOL!!!!! CHD's like 'hol' up dude...that's an appetizer (small appetizer)...you ain't taking that home dude!!! you eat that here!!!!

- Me and wifey are married and come home after a long day of work...OC call and leave a message, "Hey Sarccastik, I got some friends over here you should meet..holla at your boy!!!"...So after I get to calm wifey down....I call him like dude...you can't leave no messages like that....This ain't College!!!! He wanted me to be wingman because of some chick he's trying to "fold". Now the chick he wanted me to play wingman with...I tried to "kick it" with her...but that was a long time ago!!! Woman pick up on stuff like that...don't just say I got friends over...say who the really are....don't get me messed up...cuz you trying to fukk!!!

- OC met this chick Decatur's Mint Condition (DMC)...she's a huge Mint Condition fan...anyway..he decides to "drop" by her crib...unannounced...then..he does the ol' George Costanza...leaves some shorts over her house..and try to come back the next day.....this fool stop at a pay phone..he sees her car out there...and is hollerin' at 11pm at night...'bout some damn shorts...."DMC I see you in there"....

It's amazing though...DMC is a good friend of wifey sarccastik...I didn't met at the time...but when i met wifey and then i met DMC...i was like..i remember DMC...i was with OC when he was hollerin at her!! SMALL WORLD!!!

We all have that one friend who others think is strange. I want to hear stories of other strange friendships!!! Have a good Tuesday ya'll!!!