The Sarccastik Conjugate

Thursday, September 28, 2006

T.O publicist may get a lot of negative press...

Ya'll know how the media is...and now i'm sure everybody has heard of Etheredge. She stood up for what she thought was the right thing....

hey whether it was the right thing or not...we don't know...we wasn't there.

http://www.mixedchicks.net/femaleentrepaneurs.html


Already Colin Cowherd (ESPN Radio) is already saying she had on hoochie clothes on..."What the hell does he know about hoochie clothes?" I wish her well because the medis is going to run her under the bus....i hope she stays as his publicist...if not..oh well!!!

The sex in the dark is hilarious....

Leaving ya'll with some jokes...

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.

Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam the bottom and pulled him out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since u were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses". "The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead".

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry"


Sex in the Dark
>
>There was this couple that had been married for 20
>years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
>off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
>
>She figured she would break him out of this crazy
>habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
>romantic session, she turned on the lights.
>
>She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
>leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
>
>
>She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bas*^# she screamed!

How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain
>yourself!"
>
>The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
>the toy . . you explain the kids."

posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 10:00 AM

2 Comments:

Is TO married? He awfully close with htis lady.....Either way I cant call it, i think he has too much to live for

2:23 PM  

Is TO married? He awfully close with htis lady.....Either way I cant call it, i think he has too much to live for

2:23 PM  

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