The Sarccastik Conjugate
Thursday, September 21, 2006
5 Straight Ramblings....
Why the hell would I need WI-FI access in Donut Connection?
I never heard of this shop until i moved to GA.
I need to come out with a book for dummies in ordering fast food.
Damn, U saw the price before you ordered u thought it the VALUE MEAL would change prices magically?
Why I'm scared to see how much this TMX Elmo or whatever it is cost?
Give me 5 straight ramblings from ya'll straight from the dome!!!!
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 2:23 PM
11 Comments:
I wonder how long they gonna keep my car hostage..they had it over a week now..how I got a rental for a RADIO......I miss my baby
WHy did I realize that I came in to work 30 mins early about an hour ago..so that means im leaving early
I cant stand liars
I hope this doesnt change things
I really truly need to do laundry. its been sitting in the hall for a week now
Why do folks act like they don't see that fly flying around the damn table...
Why can't folks courtesy flush when they trying to stank up the restroom?
Why in the hell folks try to borrow money when they know damn well they can't EVER pay it back...just let me know up front?
Why the same folks that know they can't pay you back only dail your cell number on YOUR pay day...trying to act like they really care how YOU doing!!! LOL!
Why white folks try to act like they really know what you talking about for example you talking about getting another copy of Mackevelli and he talking about "Oh Yeah!" I read that while in college...LOL! Ummm yeah Okay IDIOT! LOL!
Holla!
more importantly why would i need wi-fi in mcdonalds?
why isn't different world on tv more often?
my coxxyx hurts.
i want a new phone. but i don't wanna pay for it.
i need to move.
That wi-fi shit is everywhere yet I never see anyone fucking using it. EVER.
P.S. Elmo is a rip-off.
I never heard of this elmo thing but I am sure my kid will want one.
I want some sausauge and eggs.
Why do I have so many years before I can retire?
Will there be any money left in social security?
I want someone to write a nice poem about me.
Why did that broad scratch me when I got my last brazilian wax and that shyt hurts
Why do I miss the Starbucks coffee shop on the corner of my office building in DC....I love ATL but I needs my morning Starbucks (what black folks don't drink Starbucks)
Why do I think I am finally getting over him and I'm kinda sad...I think a part of me liked the push and pull I got from him (sick right?)
I so want a friggin cheeseburger today. And the thought of it is grossing me the hell out. Haven't had a cheeseburger in 2.5 years.
Is congress going to confirm my old boss for Sec. of Transportation??? I wonder if she'd email me back now if I emailed her (it ain't about what you know, it's about...) LOL!! Let me go write her now!
It drives me crazy how they make those half jackets for girls, who with common sense wear half a jacket if my upper body is cold than my lower boby is probably cold to.
Doesn't everybody have at least one person at they job who never works cause they too busy trying to tell you how to do your job...
We have a strip club that has a happy hour with free food and 2 for 1 drinks. Does a strip club really need a happy hour to get people to show up?
You know a taco bell is ghetto when they make smother burritos...that isn't even a item on the menu and you're making it for customers...
I so love my phone, thanks to VCast I spent the last 3 days watching John Legend perform song off his new album...currently my favorite song off Once Again is "Show Me", but I'm upset there hasn't been any leaks yet and I'll have to actually wait for the release date in order to get a copy.
Why does everyone think that stilettos make any outfit look good. If you looked crazy before you put the shoes on, it's a good possiblity that you look the same way afterwards.
Why do people drive slow in the fast lane?
How can people come from the same parents, and same environment and act totally different?
Why do people complain about how bad their kids are, but they never take the time to disciplne them?
Why did this lady at the store yesterday act a fool because the cashier forgot to give her 3 cents? Is it that serious?
I can't wait to get of work in the morning. I'm on my 5th night straight and I 'm off for the weekend. I might do a freakin' cartwheel in the parking lot on the way to my car.
Why do I have it all mapped out that I'm going to refinance my house and get some money out of the deal. I can't wait to start doing some major repairs.
My daughter's dad called me yesterday to ask me what the hell are we getting our child for Christmas because we are both at a total loss, because it's not like she needs ANYTHING. So we are pretty much brain storming and the worst part is she can't even think of anything that she wants.
I'm so looking forward to my grandmom coming up here from down south. I need someone to hang some curtains for me.
Did I mention earlier that I can't wait to get off work?!?! Oh, I did :-}
I hate you right now
Life is insane
Roadtrip
My birthday is coming up
WOW
1.I hate working under this redneck idiot.
2.Why do they assume I didn’t go to college, and look surprise when I say I have a degree?
3.I hate fucking Bush!!
4.I wanna see that movie about his assignation (not saying I would kill him).
5.Fuck all of the people who still support that dumb ass king of all idiots!!!!!!
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