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Monday, August 14, 2006

A Nervous Wreck!!!


One of the best memories that I've ever had was when lil'sarccastik was born. The day before (she was full-term) I was a nervous wreck like nobody's business. The only thing I kept doing the whole freakin' day was cooking, cleaning, running 'round just to stay active. After I cleaned up the house, cooked up some appetizers, I was in the mood to make some smoothies. I preface "some" because I not only made some smoothies, I freakin' made 9 VERSIONS OF DIFFERENT SMOOTHIES!!!! The mother-in-law was staying with us because this was a new era in our life and we wanted somebody to calm us both down. Now what was funny was as I'm making the smoothies, I wanted wifey and ma-in-law to taste...so imagine after the 5 or 6 time....they both said in unison (damn did i spell that right?)..."Sar, What the hell are u doing?....Are you okay?"...I'm like yeah..i'm cool, but after the 7th smoothie...ma-in-law was like, "Sar, if you make 1 more goddamn smoothie, it's gonna be me & u"....she was laughing at me...she was like "Just sit here...I know your nervous but don't go off kilter"...lol...After I calmed down a bit, i was going crazy with the Smoothie Tasting Contest...lol..

The day after, I was still a wreck...lil'sarccastik was wailing, i was like "okay...okay, it's okay cutie-pie..."...wifey's cousin was there..she was like "Okay, Sar...you can't be nervous kids know when you are nervous"....she was telling me that....and i didn't understand...Now...i'm a pro...me & lil'sarccastik are like 2 peas in a pod...It's funny wifey says all the time, "Jeez, ya'll look like twins.."...it's funny but back then it wasn't...but I'm glad to be a father. One of the best gifts ever!!!!

Okay let's see what's happening in the Sarccastik Weekly:

Kanye getting married?...That's cool congrats I have more of an appreciation of him for that, that's a grown man decision.

OMG!!!! Have ya'll seen/signed this petition for Cassie to stop singing. I heard about her singing awful on 106&park, but was she that bad?...Please blog family let me know how bad she was.

Okay ya'll i just got Cassie's journal talking about her petition, rumors and everything else...let me know...lol..

Okay ya'll it's Monday, the kiddies are just going to school today, so i might leave a extra 10-15 mins early because of potential traffic concerns....(what the hell am i talking 'bout)....what traffic!!!! it might actually take me 30 mins to get to work today....have a good one ya'll!!!!
posted by The Sarccastik Variable Why at 5:28 AM

14 Comments:

LOL@ The Smoothie tasting contest!

I'm childless but that was pretty damn entertaining

I'll bet eleventy-seventy dollars the Kayne marriage thing will fade out...I doubt he really gets married anytime soon.

Cassie should stop

She's a decent looking chick, that video of hers is horrible...that and the 'original' one. What do you expect when you're basically a myspace artist?

The 106 performance was the worst...she has the charisma of prostate cancer. LOL!

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6:06 AM  

Its the first day of school in the "A".....? Ours dont start til sometime in Sept and im not looking forward to all that mess i gotta find an alternative route.....weekend was good..u seen the pics......I heard some people are prefering Lassie to Cassie.......u seen what wack singing can do look at what happened to Lumidee and Ashitty......

8:45 AM  

So when is baby #2 coming?

8:53 AM  

School already? Dang!
I can just imagine you all nervous and whatnot....such a man...LOL

Hope you ahd a great weekend.

9:25 AM  

Smoothies huh? I would have been laughing at you...

Most schools down here started today too. Being that my kid is in private school and doesn't start til next week, and my office is only a few steps away from my bedroom, I don't have to deal with traffic.

9:54 AM  

I would give anything to have school be my biggest problem again...LOL

11:21 AM  

9 smoothies??? HAHA

school started back up already? kids here don't go back until 8/28

12:12 PM  

Awww ain't that cute..I'll have a stawberry kiwi one thank you very much....30 min LOL...that's nothing compared to what you were doing before am I correct

4:30 PM  

Wass up Freddie!! :) LOL

I'm glad you are enjoying fatherhood.
Children are little bastards, er, I mean BLESSINGS :)

Cassie is a no sanging' broad but her you can't knock people's hustle... SOMEBODOY is beliveing her hype
and buying her shite- even if it is her record company!
hahahaha!

5:21 PM  

Thanks for keeping us posted. Glad good things are going on in your world.

9:23 PM  

Awwwww you was nervous :-D My daughters father didn't eat or sleep the day before, the day of, or the day after our kid was born. He looked a hot mess! I guess different folk handle it differently...

Cassie's beat is catchy, but I can't say anything about her non studio vocal talent cuz I haven't heard it.

7:51 AM  

LOL!
London Charles right?!?!!!!!

10:42 AM  

Cassie's video looks like a low budget porn movie(clearing my throat."Not that I watch porn).When she was on 106th and park she looked like a fish out of water and she sounded really bad.She's not the greatest singer but I've heard worst so this whole petition thing is someone being a hater.Your Ma-in-law sounds like she don't play lol.I enjoyed your story.:)

6:05 PM  

When I saw the clip of Cassie on 106th and Park, I was stunned. My cat sounds better when someone accidentally steps on her tail! I thought blood was gonna start pouring from my fucking ears. She was terrible. I will sign that petition as soon as I locate it on the WWW!

3:36 AM  

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