The Sarccastik Conjugate

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly....

The Good....How 'bout those Falcons baby??!!? Rushing for 300 yards against Gruden and his foul-laced mouth...Way to go Gruden...just kick your young QB down even more. The way Gruden cussed him out you would think that Simms said something about his mama. I'm happy about Alex Smith and his big-time win over the St. Louis Rams. I thought he was a good QB coming out of college. How 'bout Miiichigan (i meant to do that) stompin' the daylights out of Notre Dame....now if i hear another Brady for Heisman i'm gonna croak....Happy for Chris Leak getting a win in Tennessee...in a hostile environment

The Bad....Damn Maurice Clarett.....There should be a movie about his rise and fall....I'll offer to play the lead if they need me...lol...How do you go from scoring the GW Touchdown in the NCAA Football National Championship...to gettin' your "Goose" on....(jokes..i know in they're in bad taste but what the hey..) with guns and now getting 3 1/2 yrs....Oh...those damn Pac-10 officials...i hope it was worth cheating Oklahoma (though i'm no fan..i gotta friend that i had to rub it in) We might need to check their bank accounts...to see if there are any huge lump sum deposits, you know, "friends" slipping them some fully pack thank-you cards. I'm glad they were suspended 1 game, everybody needs to be held accountable for their actions. (Though i'm not suggesting that's the reason Oklahoma lost)...The mighty Carolina Panthers relegating to "trickeration" to win against the Vikings. Hmm let's see..if you were so mighty you wouldn't have to go to trick plays...especially a dumb one!!!!

The Ugly....Will this be the theme every week about the Raiders (next week a break...they will have a bye)? Have they become the "Bad News Bears" of the NFL? And Al Davis is Walter Matthau (lol...the original is hilarious...i need to see the one with Billy Bob Thornton) It just looks like a comedy of errors out there with Oakland...On my fantasy squad, any defense playing the raiders i'm getting.....if they was playing the Middle Eastern Lawn Mower 125lb League...i'm picking them up...just blitz!!!!! Those damn Miami Hurricanes who have the audacity to "stomp" on the Louisville bird....they got "stomped" out of the Pizza Box (Stadium is called Papa John Stadium). They no longer intimidate anyone anymore. Kyle Wright needs to get benched....Does Coker have a lovefest for Kyle Wright? I'll investigate the backup of Wright and start sending anonymous suggestions to the Miami faithful to see.

And like The Pac-10 Officials and Replay Officials.....I'm Gone!!!!!!!

Okay let's talk about our Firsts...

First Beer - Red Stripe...(Hooray Beer) 11th Grade ..told ya'll i was a late bloomer
First Liquor - Red Dagger (what was up with my fascination of things red...oh i did wanna pledge nupes...but whatever) 12th grade
First Joint - Freshman year in college...i was wide open son!!!!

What was your firsts?