The Sarccastik Conjugate

New Year's Resolution - All Cardio 'Til June

2010-03-24T08:22:00.002-04:00

How is everybody, i've been on the 'grind' ya'll. Since the birth of baby sarccastik, i'm studying to get my Security + Certification (since security is the hottest thing going now...next to computer animation). i'm still doing system administration work but i've been doing this awhile and want to try something new.

also i've started working out at home w/wifey. we've started with p90x and now we are doing Insanity...you must be insane to do this workout. it's hardcore ya'll, i do miss everybody though, it's hard trying to work, come home to the girls and working out and studying...hope everybody is good!! i'm on twitter = sarccastikdude...holla at your boy!!!

Birth of Sarccastik II

2009-10-02T06:55:00.002-04:00

we just had a baby girl in march, and i tell you there's something about being a dad. i have three girls in the house. i told my wife, there will be a "Man Cave" somewhere in the house....i don't know probably the office i'll put up ol'skool posters of race cars, basketball posters something....also i have to consider when the girls get older....i might have to take the "barry bonds lotion"....some knucklehead come to our door to see one of my daughters....i'm going to open the door with a baseball bat...."YEAH, SUCKA...i got my eye on you!!!"

i haven't posted in about 2yrs....do i miss everybody...yes..but when you are working and coming home to three girls you don't have time for much.....

Merry Christmas Everybody

2007-12-21T13:20:00.000-05:00

This morning, Jermaine Stewart song came on....we was jamming me, LB & wifey. This is probably from the 80's song hit. We was watching the VH1-Morning Classic. We was jamming!!! LB asked, "Daddy is that a girl?" We've (60 and 70's babies) have watched that video thousands of times. It was a good song, "We don't have to take our clothes off!" I said yes baby, that is a man. I couldn't remember what happened to him, I had to do a wikipedia look up on jermaine stewart. then when i read over what happened to him....i remembered him dying of liver cancer caused by AIDS. Sad, but his song will continue to rock in our house. Okay here's a list of LB toys

Kids Digital Camera:

Disney's Cash Register:

Dora Vanity Mirror

Tricycle:

Disney Talking Kitchen:

V-Tech Game:

This sounds like a lot, I got a camcorder to record all of her expressions. So I'm excited about Christmas!!!! What are you going to get for Christmas?!?!?!!??

What the hell is a Vick Divide?!?!?

2007-09-26T07:37:00.000-04:00

I saw the Vick Divide last night, and I was in total amazement. What the hell was this divide about? This is an athlete who decided to fight dogs as opposed to staying in the Falcons facility preparing to lead the Falcons to the NFL SuperBowl. Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Vick fan and I was extremely disappointed that he made a decision to be affiliated with this situation.

A. Why would you leave your name on a house, that your not there on a daily basis? Anything (such as this) could happen, I would've told my cousin this, I'll buy the house for you, but i will transfer the deed to your name or something. If his name wasn't on the house, would this ever come up?

B. If you know your homeboys and cousin, aren't Rhodes Scholar, why would you buy a million dollar house? Again, if I know that my homeboys are not really "clean", I would tell my cousin this, "Okay, dude, I'll get you a house, but what you do at your house, is what you do at your house!!!! Leave it there, don't tell me shyt about what goes on". Either the cousin want to stay on the payroll and be clean or get his own house and do whatever it is that he would do!!!

C. Fighting dogs, ain't you got better things to do??!!? you make 130 million dollars what the hell is the point?!?!!??

Again, I heard a former teammate say this point which was great. Where are we in our society, that we have our children with "I HATE VICK" T-shirts yelling in front of the NFL Offices and or the Falcons practice fields? This was an athlete who decided he wanted to fight dogs as opposed to lead the Falcons to the Super Bowl good gosh how many times do I need to say this!!!!

First Casting Experience

2007-08-10T14:15:00.001-04:00

okay this was my first opportunity to cast as an extra in a movie....plus $75 aint (ain't) too bad for a couple of hours, true i could've gone to work but i wanted to experience this moment and see what the hell it was about. so i get there and the casting assistants call me and said bring about 5 to 6 outfits and 3 pairs of shoes. okay, so i come to the location like i'm about to go camping or something. we get to the wardrobe area...this dude was looked in my wardrobe bag and picked out one shirt. and was like okay where that with your shirt rolled up.....i was like i brought all these outfits for nothing. wow...it was some stunnas at the film location....i was like lord give me strength....got to meet angelo dundee the comedian....he's a fool, he kept it entertaining where alot of people were nervous.

I got to see tyler perry, angela (i can't never think of her last name)...bassett. rick fox...and that lil'dude on the "house of payne", the son. it was pretty cool....i'm undecided if i'm going to do another casting....i've been taking a break so who knows!!!

be good folks and stay out of this weather!!!

okay this is crazy...

2007-08-10T14:00:00.000-04:00

i thought i had a post on sarccastikwhy.blogspot.com...(where i decided to get drunk on a neighbor's kid b'day)....damn it so hot...i just looked out the window (working from home today) and saw the devil under a shade tree fanning with a glass of lemonade...i know lame joke, but it's hot....

I've been working ya'll

2007-05-25T23:04:00.000-04:00

I've been working this grave shift and I aint made shit!!!...lol..I've been hella busy ya'll...i promise i'll be back.....I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!

Intern Position in Atlanta

2007-03-21T07:07:00.001-04:00

Patchwerk Recording Studio Wants Interns
Reply to: marketing@patchwerk.com
Date: 2007-03-20, 11:00PM EDT

PROMOTIONS INTERNSHIP PROGRAM

Logistics:
The Internship: Interns will participate in, and learn about the various aspects of maintaining a Marketing Communications System (System to communicate with the community through marketing strategies.) for a recording studio. Individuals who successfully complete the tasks assigned in the program will develop a refined understanding of the mechanics involved in promoting a successful company. The continued growth of the promotions program signals the continued development of the entire Marketing Department at Patchwerk, where intelligent, creative minded individuals can thrive and grow as we continue to excel as one of the leading recording studios.

Internship Length: 3-Months

Intern Requirements:
· Must be a college student of any classification (Preferably Freshmen or Sophomores)
· Strong/genuine interest in promotions & marketing
· Well spoken & professional
· Out going and colorful personality, personable
· Open availability
· Reliable transportation/stable financial situation

Intern Responsibilities:
· Promoting the studio and its services
· Networking with target audience members to create a word-of-mouth influence among members
· Staff and coordinate public relations events
· Think of new & innovative advertising mediums
· Opportunity to earn a commissions through product and service sales (e.g. news letter space & street team promotion services)
· Able to intern 3 specific days out the week for 2 hours/day (2 days promoting at assigned on-sight locations, 1 day promoting online)

Schedule:
Wednesday (7pm-9pm)- Online promotions from home (e.
Thursday (7pm-9pm)- On-sight promotions
Friday (8pm-10pm)- On-sight promotions
Attendance of all PWR events
Bi-monthly meetings on Saturday mornings at the Studio

Interviews will be held March 19, 2007 through March 30, 2007
If interested send a email with "PR Internship Prospect" in the subject line to:

Kervins C.
Patchwerk Recording Studio
Marketing Division

Email: marketing@patchwerk.com

"Patchwerk, Teamwerk, Hardwerk"
www.patchwerk.com

RealClassick Musick Productions
www.myspace.com/classickmusick

"The Poor Continue to be Poor due to Ignorance and Fear of Failure" -Robert Kiyosaki

* Location: Patchwerk Recording Studio
* Compensation: No salary, Opportunities to earn commissions through product and service sales.
* This is a part-time job.
* This is an internship job
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* Please, no phone calls about this job!
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The Cast of Characters

2007-02-08T07:09:00.000-05:00

Good Morning..Blog Family...sorry i'm just writing today it's been crazy as hell this week. I haven't had time to check my 3 emails...lol...I came from a "Dead Man Walking" Bachelor Party...it was for my brother...The Weary Traveler...he's getting hitched in 2 weeks...in mobile...but his bachelor party was crazy....here's a few of the characters that were a part of the party:

Ride Or Die Chick S. - she had my brother's back...she was just a friend but you can tell instantly at the party she wasn't with any crazy drama.....

Big Sexy P - she was the treasurer...she made sure that TWT's party was straight with the money part

Big Horny Chic - she also assisted BSP made sure everything was straight for the party...after she had a stripper dude..she was a little horndog after that..lol..

SexyMatureClassy - she got to the party just in time..she was a cutie, and kept to herself...but she was cool peeps and had a good time.

SexyJ - she was the hit of the party...every dude in the party was like "Who the hell is that?"...she was cool peeps...she made sure TWT was having a good time..she knew she was the life of the party...in a sexy way

Lil-BoPeep (Light-skinned) - stripper from ATL
Lil-BoPeep (Dark-skinned) - stripper from ATL

It was a co-ed bachelor party...his fiancee wasn't there, but he had alot of girlfriends at the party....the girls had their stripper dude their first...they got all hot-n-bothered...and THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE STRIPPER GIRLS AFTER HIM...but of course they didn't get there on time...(nor the stripper dude...if you about money...you need to be on time right?!!?!!??).

But in between time for the girls to come on...all the dudes and the chicas were having a good time laughing it up with alcohol in abundance. SHIT I HAD MORE FUN WITH THE CASUAL CONVERSATION THAN ANYTHING....of course we decide to go to RODCS apt. the girls come....and they're dancing...and i'm like hmm..okay...they look cute more than anything...BACK IN THE DAY THE STRIPPERS WERE STALLIONS...ARE THEIR LACK OF GOOD STRIPPERS IN THE INDUSTRY NOW!!! STRIPPERS I KNEW WERE MAKING YOU CONTEMPLATE ON GIVING HER YOUR VISA (u notice i said contemplate)...the BoPeeps were cute....my johnson (Billy Dee that is...) didn't get excited it all...he was more excited about the fully-clothed cast of character woman at the party more than anything...IT GO SO BAD...I VOLUNTARILY MADE BEER RUNS and PICKUP THE RADIO FROM THE HOTEL RUNS....AT A BACHELOR PARTY....TWT said the BoPeeps didn't get him excited neither but he was like everydude there...FUCK THE STRIPPERS WE SHOULD JUST KEPT THE FULLY-CLOTHED WOMAN AT THE HOTEL...!!! CRAZY!!!! ANY BAD BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE PARTY STORIES?????

The Game ft. Kanye West - Wouldn't Get Far

2007-02-02T12:33:00.001-05:00

Good friday ya'll....

The Game Featuring Kanye West - Wouldn't Get Far [Unedited]

2007-02-02T12:32:00.001-05:00

It's Friday...good morning bloggers. I hope everybody is finally ready for the Super Bowl...I know I am...i'm tired of them talking about it....How many Super Bowl Parties are you invited to? Wifey was like do you want to have your friends over...I was like Hell Naw...I wanna fix some food for my family ...drink a little something and when the game go off...probably around 12am, I can go to sleep!!!! I'm invited to a "Dead Man's Walking Party" in b'ham....it's a bachelor party for brother sarccastik (highway)....because he beats up the highway all the damn time traveling!!!

Finally Super Bowl Friday

2007-02-02T07:36:00.000-05:00

I'm so glad that this day has finally come...i'm so tired of hearing about the superbowl.....all week..."Hey Peyton, do you watch 24 the TV Show"...what the hell that go to do with the price of tea in china?!?!?!....anyway, i'm not going to no super bowl
party...i will be home...enjoying my family..i'll make some bacardi non-alcohol drinks for me (alcohol for me) and wifey....i'm thinking about making some turkey burgers...

man i think wifey bought lil'sarccastik this barbie laptop...boy i tell you for a 2yr old she knows about half of the phrases...she's getting better at this...she can spell cat...she knows her alphabets, and stuff like..."Pen starts with the letter?"..she'll tell me "Daddy, pen starts with the letter P"...i'm like WOW!!! this little girl is amazing...were thinking about putting her in hotshots.com...kids stuff...HAPPY FRIDAY!!! and watch the super bowl!! and prince!!! WHAT SONG DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO SING???...I'm hoping "Darlin Nikki"...lol!!!

It's time for Super Bowl Recipes

2007-01-30T06:09:00.000-05:00

Good Morning, Bloggers. I come from Sarccastik Tower to find out the best and easiest Super Bowl Recipes. I haven't figured out what I'm going to "dish up" to surprise wifey with. But I tell you this...we bought some Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie....lawd jeezus...that's the best "frozen" apple pie on the market!!!!!

I'm thinking about some beans I saw on semi-homemade with sandra lee..(i know...dude watching food network) whatever....I'm kinda awesome in the kitchen.!!! (poppin' my collar theme music here!!!!)

Here are the beans...it sound super simple....it looks good:

I might finish off with some non-alcoholic margaritas...(i might slip some alcohol in mine...wifey don't drink):

Tell me what you guys are "hooking up"...i might change my mind if yours sound better!!! Have a good one!!!

My first crush

2007-01-26T06:59:00.000-05:00

Good Morning, Blog Family, OMG...I'll never forget my first crush. I was about 10 or 11 and our next door neighbor, Rodney had a girlfriend/fiancee. LAWD JEEZUS...I can never remember her name, but i'll never forget her. She was a FINE ASS neighbor, she was about 5'8or 9", around 145lbs., dark-skinned, long hair going past her shoulder. I will never forget when her and Rodney used to ride their bicycles around the neighborhood. OMG!!!! She was "MRS.PARKER" before there was a "MS.PARKER"...i wanna fuck ms.parker....She had a tennis skirt, just before her knees....she had her hair "pony'd" up, and a white visor. When she rode by...i can't remember if rod spoke or what but me and my brother, and neighbor pete...we just was like...OMG...boys 9, 10, 11 playing and just stop and speak to her rod's girl......OHH MYYY JEEEEEZZZZUUSSS!!!!!

It was disappointing when she left, because Rod started doing drugs BAD!!!! She came over the last time and said goodbye, i'll never forget her. When i was single (i'm not going to lie) i was actually hoping i'll run into her!!!! but that memory about her riding her bicycle and speaking to us...was like TIME STOOD STILL!!!! what was your first little crush? Happy Friday!!!!1

Canceling Man Law?

2007-01-25T08:22:00.000-05:00

okay this is a sad day for me...i heard that they are canceling the man-law campaign...this gotta suck. I just submitted a couple of man laws to the producers below:

NO MAN SHOULD BE COLOR CONTACTS IN HIS EYES!!!

NO MAN SHOULD THINK PINK IS A COOL COLOR!!!!

What are some more MAN LAWS or BLOG LAWS? I had a BLOG LAW POST a couple of months ago...happy Thursday...been busy as hell!!!

Brutha Bowl I

2007-01-22T07:08:00.001-05:00

Good morning, Fam...I drove in quickly to start this blog. This has been a long time coming, 2 brothers coaching against each other in the Super Bowl. I was just reading about some of the Racism in the NFL below:

As Michael Wilbon likes to say, "Don't spit in my face and tell me it's raining." Progress will be when 65 percent of coaches are African-American, not 12 percent. The fact this shameful disparity is not discussed openly is part of the problem, not a sign that we are in a "post-racist" moment. Right now, as the coaching vacancies pile up, it is precisely the time to talk about it.

Be prepared with hearing about more and more stories in the NFL ranks about being a black NFL Head Coach. Some folks will get tired of the story and say, "Race is not an issue, I think they are great coaches". They are good coaches, but to say race is not an issue, is not believable, just (what) 15 to 20yrs ago, we (African-Americans) wasn't smart enough to coach and or become a QB.

Lovie Smith quoted it very well "Of course, it would be special if that happened," Smith said. "I hope for a day when it is unnoticed but that day isn't here. This is the first time, I think, two black men have led their teams to the final four. You have to acknowledge that. I do, we do. I realize the responsibility that comes with that."

Oops i forgot...congrats to my 1st favorite team Pittsburgh...2nd team Atlanta but anyway...Pittsburgh hired Mike Tomlin...Have a good day!!!!

The Dumbness of America Game Promotions Continue

2007-01-18T07:53:00.000-05:00

Okay good-morning people...what the hell is going on with you?!?!? Well, we've been chilling and trying to do the sleep intervention for lil'sarccastik but that's a process...we know!! But he must turn her bed into a big bed...she's in a daybed, so we're going to get rails and boxsprings and mattress. Her bed turns into a full-size bed...but we're working on it...but that's not the issue!!! I gotta write about the dumbness of these promotions...did you hear about the water death!!

SACRAMENTO, California (AP) -- A woman who competed in a radio station's contest to see how much water she could drink without going to the bathroom died of water intoxication, the coroner's office said Saturday.

Jennifer Strange, 28, was found dead Friday in her suburban Rancho Cordova home hours after taking part in the "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest in which KDND 107.9 promised a Nintendo Wii video game system for the winner.

"She said to one of our supervisors that she was on her way home and her head was hurting her real bad," said Laura Rios, one of Strange's co-workers at Radiological Associates of Sacramento. "She was crying, and that was the last that anyone had heard from her."

Okay, there is no way in hell...i would get into a game like that...drink water without going to the bathroom....DO YOU KNOW THE LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS ON THIS? If i was the radio station's legal dept....i would've said...ARE YOU GUYS INSANE? NO WAY, WE ARE DOING IT?!?!?!...I didn't see the American Idol...and no way in hell am i looking at I luve (lil'ugly) New York!!! Happy Thursday!!!

Martin Luther King

2007-01-16T03:29:00.001-05:00

I'm a grown man, but whenever I hear this speech...Chills run down my spine!!!! RIP Dr. Martin Luther King!!!

The Sarccastik Intervention

2007-01-15T07:33:00.000-05:00

Okay it's been made public how much i love my family....me and lil'sarccastik was going at it last night....I bought her a Barney 3 Disc DVD, i think it was around 15 bucks. She watched it quite a bit yesterday, going from back and forth from the CD's. Around her bedtime, 9:00pm, I told her "Okay, that's enough Barney..it's time for bed". She was like "No!!!, I wanna watch Barney"....that went on for a minute, I gave her a bath and still telling her "Nope it's time for bed"....This little girl decide to take measures in her own hands....She took a BITE out of my shoulder....All I could do was call wifey...because right now the amount of pain she bit into my shoulder I probably would've done unjust punshiment. Now mind you this is the 4th time...1st time, i bit her back..(15months..she didn't like that) 2nd time...pop'd fi' shyt out of her (24months). The last two time she bit me, I didn't do anything...wifey took care of that...(she got in lil'sarccastik's ass). But we decided if she wants to bite, go to sleep in your own bed....OOhhh, she holl'rd off and on all night..."Somebody help me"..."Is anybody there" "Help, I'm scared of my room"...There's nothing in her room..but her toys...She finally went to sleep around 11 or was it 12am...then she'll wake up...say she gotta go potty...I'll get her and put her right back in bed..."Dada, I'm sorry I won't bite no more"...I said, "okay, but your still going in your bed"...she'll holler for another 1hr but go to sleep. She'll be 3 in April, we need to buy her full size rails and boxsprings and mattress.

We'll be struggling sleep wise for the next couple of days...but she has got to sleep in her bed...Now...i'm strolling over to get my 3rd cup of cappuccino!! have a good day!!

The Payback - James Brown

2007-01-11T07:55:00.001-05:00

RIP James Brown
The Godfather of Soul

I had a blog already finished and everything.....all i did was add an image. Anyway, I blogged about James Brown's family will. I don't know if it was already started or finished or what. Apparently, the body of "The Godfather of Soul" lays comfortably in a climate-controlled casket at home. Watched over by bodyguards and a funeral home. I think...PEOPLE LET'S TAKE CARE OF OUR FAMILY!!!!! Wifey and myself have talked about our estate planning cuz i'll be damned if anybody try and take anything from lil'sarccastik. (god forbid something happen to us) We don't want that option to even come up. We have our life insurance that's going straight to her (and if we have another kid....DISCUSSIONS ARE ON THE WAY!!! I MIGHT GET A SARCCASTIK JR. (alias name i'm starting....)..wait a minute (what if it's a girl...hmm...sarccastik mini-me?..ya'll like that...but anyway, we are going into estate planning. I'm getting all my stocks and bonds situated....wal-mart and IBM stocks in order....JUST BECAUSE I TALK ALOT OF SHYT (don't forget i'm from b'ham) I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO GET MYSELF AND FAMILY FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE!!! longtime subscriber to Black Enterprise!!! get it!!!

Okay wifey and our 5yr anniversary is coming up in october...i'm trying to find some all inclusive US florida places...ANYBODY KNOW SOME...send me an email!!! I've been looking in Port St. Lucia in florida...we don't want to go far, because lil'sarccastik will be with family...we still want to be close!!!! sorry we still young parents...lol..HAVE A HAPPY THURSDAY...

Your boy Sarccastik might be in a Movie

2007-01-05T08:26:00.000-05:00

Good morning my fine favorite bloggers....Pictures of concept cars from LA. WOW!!!!

I've been trying of different ways to increase our income. We are thinking about tutoring kids, online business and fashion opportunities. I noticed on atlanta craiglist (great site by the way) that there are plenty of opportunities to increase income based on the categories. I submitted for a couple of blog opportunities, some have returned with email, some haven't...some have saw pics of lil'sarccastik. One magazine loved lil'sarccastik but there is a $400 fee for the price of pics...I submitted for extras in movies, when i received the following email below:

Thank you for submitting your information. Can you please send us your contact information if you are interested in working with us as an extra in 2007.

Thanks again.

Tyler Perry Studios
Extras Casting Department

I got excited for a little bit, but it's the life of being a future extra!!! lol...i submitted the info to them, we'll see. If i get pic, I need to start buying T-Shirts with something like "The Sarccastik Movement.....Has Begun" like a black t-shirt or something....Happy Friday folks!!!!

Norbit

2007-01-05T07:33:00.001-05:00

This is the Eddie Murphy new movie...it looks hilarious

Okay people...

2006-12-29T15:18:00.000-05:00

i'm bout to hip ya'll...the last post from me this year...i'm going to an ugly sweater party...

Here's one of my favorite blogspot....New MOvie Trailers check it out...

http://-trailers.blogspot.com/

HAVE A NEW YEAR!!!

lil bow wow and tiger

2006-12-29T09:41:00.001-05:00

Okay...this is just a holiday freestyle...i'll be back next week

Rich Boy - Throw Some D's (Uncut)

2006-12-26T15:51:00.003-05:00

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

HAPPY HOLIDAYS YA'LL....I EXPECT TO YOU IN THE NEW YEAR!!!!

Rosie O'Donnell latest stupido comments...

2006-12-21T07:22:00.000-05:00

Good morning bloggers...i meant to use that stupido comment. Let's look at the latest comments of Rosie O'Donnell (i'm not a huge fan of her at times....other times she's okay)

Kelly Ripa : On November 21, 2006, she chastisted Kelly Ripa on The View for making remarks that she interpreted to be homophobic when Ripa, on November 17, 2006, removed Clay Aiken's hand from her mouth saying that she didn't know where that hand had been.

Asian Community : The comment was made in reference to the publicity a November 29, 2006 appearance on The View by Danny DeVito had garnered. O'Donnell implied that she was amazed that the controversy had become such a prevailing topic,[10] suggesting that the topic was being talked about in China. "You know, you can imagine in China it's like, 'Ching-chong, ching-chong. Danny DeVito. Ching-chong, ching-chong-chong. Drunk. The View. Ching-chong.

Donald Trump : On December 20, 2006 Rosie blasted Donald Trump during the Hot Topics segment live on The View after he gave Miss USA winner Tara Conner a second chance at holding on to her crown the day before. This came after the pagent winner admitted to extensive partying in NYC. Trump also ordered the 21 year old to rehab.

Rosie claimed that Trump himself is hardly a moral compass, having had 2 publicly known affairs which both resulted in children. Rosie went on to attack Trump's finances, saying that he once went bankrupt. Rosie also made a brief impersonation of Trump during the segment.

Rosie's words offended Trump, who fired back by threatening to sue her, called her fat, and a loser. He also called her a failure in TV Talk, and listed her magazine as being a failure, too. Trump later added that he would send a friend to take away Rosie's "girlfriend" which he claimed would not be hard to do.

Okay here's the problem with some of her comments....whether you agree with the Trump or Ripa comments...I couldn't believe the Asian jokes. That blew me away, that did such a slap in the face in the Asian community like that. WOW!!! Now i'm sure Barbara Walters like, "What the Hell did I get myself into?" Have a good day!!!

Dora Has Invaded My House and Need to Pay Mortgage

2006-12-20T07:12:00.000-05:00

Okay...i'm finishing the last couple of things up for lil'sarccastik....I just bought the Dora Candyland playgame...(yeah i know she's only 2), then i got her a memory game. She already has a (i think) Dora Go Cart....along with her new tricycle, she has a Dora Helmet and Knee Pads....

And you know I had to get her a Coin Bank....since i couldn't find the crayon coin bank....I found something better!!!!! Check this out!!!

So hopefully...i'm done, for myself...i'm gonna cop some timbs...i've been eyeing them for a while. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!

O Elmo, Elmo, wherefore art thou Elmo?

2006-12-18T06:58:00.001-05:00

I wrote about getting this for lil'sarccastik last year....but oh my gosh...I've been literally trying to get it for her for the last couple of months (when i actually think about it). So some of this is my fault!!!! I mean I can't go anywhere and get this doll...I've been to Walmart, I've been to Walmart.com, target...i'm still trying to find it somewhere...It is like a freakin mystery, even some of the Walmart workers don't have a clue (at least that's what they claim) but i kinda believe them...because I know if they toy come in they (the workers) themselves would be buying them out of stock...ONLY TO SELL TO SOMEBODY ELSE!!!! You look on Ebay, and Elmo is going for $80...or even $100...I can't see that, but i'll figure out something!!!

Okay remember when this was popular?!?!? I'm hoping somebody would say YES!!! okay where the hell can i find it? I've also looked for that at Walmart. Lil'sarccastik shoe box of money is getting bigger...every now and then i put a $1 in the box, or some loose change...or if i break a $20, i'll put in a fever ($5). I've started doing that (i think it was) in the beginning of the year...so you can imagine how big her shoe box is...so any help would be appreciated!!!! HELP!!!!lol...Hope everyone have a good Monday morning!!

Shopping Time

2006-12-15T07:14:00.000-05:00

Okay people it's Friday morning....got anything planned this weekend?!?!? I'm going shopping for lil'sarccastik & wifey sarccastik. I think for Lil'Sarccastik i might get her something Dora or Elmo...since those are her favorite two characters in the house. If either is on....I can walk by the TV 988 times, she don't blink....lol...Her grandfather bought her a Radio Flyer Red Tricycle...lawd jeezus, i didn't think they still made those things. I know she's gonna go crazy with it....so this christmas i know i'll be teaching lil'sarccastik how to ride a bike....THIS IS GOING TO BE INTERESTING!!!!.lol....along with clothes, coloring books and probably a radio in her room!!! i'm trying to think of other things...i might buy her a guitar also..lol....I KNOW SHE'LL LOVE THAT....sometimes we play "marching band" MARCH 2, 3, 4...she's always leading playing a horn and i'm following behind her with somekind of shoebox or a shaker i made with rice and a plastic cup. IT'S GOING TO BE INTERESTING!!!

Now for wifey, she has made several lists of things she wants....most definitely she would love a Spa Sydell Gift Certificate. Those are a great gift.....and i will give her some DVD's like The Best Man, Friday After Next, Brown Sugar and some more that come to mind....

Have ya'll completed your Christmas list?!?!?

Laid Off Christmas Party

2006-12-11T07:48:00.000-05:00

Good Morning Blog Family....It's been crazy the last couple of days here...As I mentioned before in earlier posts that MCK acquired my company PSTI. So it's Christmas time and some are concerned, some are just let the holidays come and we'll think about it later. WELL.....MCK had other ideas....last week they "escorted" 6 employees from the Reconciliation Dept. I have no idea what that dept. does. You know that feeling like people are still trying to work but you see 6 employees one by one unpacking their drawers and things. People were shocked...MCK kept promising that they wouldn't do anything until February...(but since my background is in business mgmt. i didn't belive them) but people here were shocked (i know i already used that word shocked but...it is what it is!!) and in awe. I was like "WOW"....early thursday morning.....the 6 woman always sit right in front of me...so nice...they talk about grandkids, kids...some are single so imagine my disappointment when I heard they were laid off. MCK has automated the Reconciliation process so...again it was a disappointing site. Now everybody is actually on "pins and needles" just hoping they aren't next. SO WHO KNOW'S YA'LL!!!

The Christmas party we had was a good thing. Again, we all knew what happened just 2 days ago laying some people off...it was good to get in the festive mood. I brought some leftover lights we had from home, someone brought a Christmas tree, we had music and people brought food. I brought some Wifey's Famous Meat Dish. Her recipe is great...it's good for football time to me...and new year's.

Wifey's Meat Dish:

2lb Ground Beef
2 cans of Tostidos Salsa Con Queso Cheese Dip
1 can of Rotel Mild Salsa

Brown meat and drain. In a big pan, open 1 can of Cheese dip, add the meat, then another Cheese dip. And finally, add the Rotel. Mix it all together and put it on the stove on low for maybe 10 minutes. Server with some Lime Tostidos Chips OH BOY!!!

It was a hit....i didn't have none left to bring. What are you bringing for your holiday party?

Just 2 points

2006-12-06T06:19:00.000-05:00

POINT 1: Okay this is the problem, I got....How in the hell are you paying possibly $5,000 to $10,000 for tuition and the damn school runs out of heat and lights. HELLO!!!! THIS IS AN INSTITUTION OF HIGHER LEARNING!!! Sister Sarccastik called me last night and talked about my school...Alabama State University...ran out of hot water...i'm like WHAT?!?!?! okay a couple of months ago..she didn't have A/C in the dorms in the hot ass summer....I don't know if anybody out here experienced hot Montgomery weather...IT'S LIKE A DAMN OVEN!!!! Now they don't have hot water?!?!?! Check the story about lack of hot water at Alabama State University....It bothers me to see and hear stories like that.....maybe we SHOULD TRY AND JUMP UP TO DIVISION I-A...you hear the astronomical payoffs that these conferences have for such things as the WeedEater Pickle Bowl....but i digress. I would suggest any kid going to an HBCU....but the first semester stay on campus...that's it!!!!! After that...get somekind Boarding Room or Apt!!!

POINT 2....Cherokee County in Georgia...i think it's about 45 minutes drive outside of atlanta voted last night to target landlords who rent to illegal immigrants. The Landlords will not get rent portion if they don't provide legal documentation about their tenants. If they knowingly rent to immigrants, NO RENT FOR LANDLORDS!!!....but that ain't the KICKER....Cherokee County also voted to make English the official language of the federal government. WOW!!!!! So If i decided to go down to Cherokee an speak EBONICS will I get a ticket or ordinance?!?!?! I said I was going to learn Spanish...I need to hurry up and learn it and drive to Cherokee and open a restaurant ONLY SPANISH SPEAKING PATRONS!!!! these folks are killing me...how the hell are you going to force everybody to speak english?!?!? AIN'T THAT A BITCH!?!?!?!. I know your saying, "WHAT!?!?!?" THIS IS THE SOCIETY WE LIVE IN...YOU ARE FORCED TO SPEAK ENGLISH?!?! SO ALL MY BILINGUAL PEOPLE NEED TO SPEAK ONLY!!! damn sad society we live in!!!

what the hell is wrong with blogger..i can't upload an image

Okay ya'll it's time for me to break out Soul Christmas

2006-12-05T07:08:00.001-05:00

I don't know how many of ya'll have ever listened to the Soul Christmas CD or burned one but I normally crank it out and take it to work with me to listen on my laptop the rest of the Christmas Season....here's a list of some of the songs:

Here's the link to some...

Santa Claus wants some loving was my favorite by Albert King....i'm trying to figure out how to send a sample to ya'll...oh well, when i figure it out i'll send a link or something. Hope everybody's weekend was great....we're putting our tree up later today!!! Lil'Sarccastik is excited!!!!

Project Pat and OREOS!!!!

2006-11-30T07:39:00.000-05:00

This morning woke up in a good mood...i've been pretty much just "staying the course" as far as how i've been feeling.....but i woke up jamming and dancing...and this song...(I can't belive i'm saying this) was on this morning...XM either CITY OR RAW channel..."Good Googly Moogly"...by Project Pat....i'm tripping this song is just a bit of childlike don't you think...ain't no musical creativity...."Good Googly Moogly...that thang is juicy"....lawd jeezus are you serious?!?!?!? shyt bullshyt like that is getting on the airwaves...we (us bloggers) need to become "ghostwriters"...or scriptwriters....because the talent level in movies, music and entertainment is like...?!?!?HUH?!?!?!? WHAT??? I can do that....

OREOS....okay i don't know 'bout yall but if it's some OREOS in the house....hmm they last about a week in the house...i gotta have my usual...hmm let's take 2 right now...then another 4 while i'm cooking food...and just like that...i've eating one column of OREOS in a day. Wifey's like "Sarccastik those cookies are for lil'sarccastik"..I'm like you can't be serious. It's unAmerican for me to walk around the house and not get at least 15 to 20 OREOS and dip in milk!!! Are you serious?!??! she even laughed herself at that....

Okay It's thursday ya'll let's have a good day!!!!

Michael Irvin's lastests comments....

2006-11-29T09:04:00.000-05:00

I try and support Mike sometimes....but I think he confuses regular talk around the water cooler with talk on a NATIONALLY SYNDICATED RADIO SHOW!!!!! there is a difference...

His comments below

Michael Irvin Says Tony Romo's Athleticism Is Due To Black Ancestry
posted November 28, 2006

On Dan Patrick's radio show on Monday, ESPN analyst Michael Irvin was discussing what he sees as the great upside of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. About three and a half minutes into his appearance on the show, Irvin said Romo is a good athlete, then suggested that must mean he has an ancestor who is black.

"He doesn't look like he's that type of an athlete," Irvin said of Romo. "But he is. He is, man. I don't know if some brother down in that line somewhere, I don't know who saw what or where, his great-great-great-great-grandma ran over in the 'hood or something went down."

Patrick tried to suggest to Irvin that he shouldn't go there, but Irvin was having none of it, continuing:

"If great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandma pulled one of them studs up out of the barn, 'Come on in here for a second,' you know, and they go out and work in the yard. You know, back in the day."......

The Inaugural Quarterly Dumb Azz Awards

2006-11-28T07:46:00.000-05:00

Good morning...Bloggers...Thanks for all the support over the week....THAT'S WHY I LOVE MY BLOG FAMILY!!!! AGAIN THANKS....

My thanksgiving was great...there is nothing like eating, drinking and being merry with your relatives. Talking crazy laughing and joking and watching football. But I gotta get to my DUMB ASS Awards!!!

Orenthal James Simpson - What the hell is wrong with you dude?!?!!? You got away from "Mr.Charlie" the first time...now you are really "pushing the envelope". The book that is supposed to come out, "If I did it"...I'm like WHAT?!?!?!? ARE SUFFERING FROM A QUICKLY DETORIATING MENTAL CONDITION.....OR ARE YOU NUTS!?!!?? Why on earth would you come out with something like that!!! Your damn kids can read something like that....how would you feel if your dad came out in a book an titled it "If I did it"...I think it's about money.....I still don't think he did it...I THINK HE KNOWS WHO DID IT...AND OWE THEM MONEY!!!!

Michael Richards - This is disappointing...i'm not surprised when i hear non-minority people using words like he did....It's funny when you see Richards go on on his rampage..you see a bunch of people leaving like..."Oh lawd...Richards gonna get his ass whup for saying that".....he said things that i ain't heard in years...."The pitch fork"...the hanging from the trees....i was like WOW!!! I'm sure Jerry Seinfield was like "You Friggin Idiot"...on the eve of the 7th season of the DVD....He just messed up Jerry's money....i was a huge seinfield show fan....i haven't watched it since...

Atlanta Police Department - I don't know if anybody heard the story down here in the "A"...APD opened fire on a 88yr old woman. I couldn't belive it....supposedly someone bought drugs from the house and the APD was going to make a drug bust....they have a "no-knock warrant" They bust the door open and Grandma let them have it...she shot like 3 police officers....they killed her with 6 shots....AT FIRST there wasn't any drugs there...now they claim they found some...THERE IS A FULL INVESTIGATION WITH THE U.S. ATTORNEY'S OFFICE...Fulton County DA...FBI....oh it's serious down here.....I heard about the NY shooting of police....What the hell has the police done in your area?

National Do Not Call list

2006-11-27T14:20:00.000-05:00

This is for my cellphone users:

REMINDER....12 days from today, all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sale calls. .....YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS

To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222.

It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time.
It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked.
You cannot call from a different phone number.

HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS. It take about 20 seconds.

i just tried it....I BET (BETTER) NOT GET ANY MARKETING CALLS.....PASS IT ON!!!!

The Thanksgiving Blog

2006-11-21T12:13:00.000-05:00

Good Afternoon, Bloggers...I'm writing from home today. I've been MIA a couple of days because of an unexpected passing in the family. The Sarccastik Mother-in-law passed on Friday morning. She's been sick a while but it's just when they do pass...it just takes a toll on the family. We've been running around with our heads cut off getting everything ready for the funeral on Saturday. We're going to B'Ham tomorrow and returning on Friday to get everything set up.

SMIL (Sarccastik Mother-IN-law) was a vibrant person...she could go in any room...and be the life of the party. I enjoyed spending time with her and her husband the last 5+yrs....If we didn't have anything to do on weekends we'll just meet up and play "Bid Whist"...I've learned the strategy from her more than anything. She would cuss me out about playing "too timid"...or..."Sarccastik Don't sit there and whole them damn jokers...if you got them play'em"....Wifey's been holding strong but she has her moments....as to be expected.

Well, I might try and blog something before I leave on tomorrow. If not everybody have a Safe and Festival Thanksgiving Weekend!!!! Be safe....because I got to write something about the damn fool Orenthal James Simpson!!!! (Dummy!!) Be safe and I expect to see you next week!!!!!

THIS IS THE 100 POST....

2006-11-15T09:06:00.000-05:00

wow...time flies when your having fun as they say....well i left some fun for ya'll let me know if you enjoy it...

We all have that one friend...or associate or whatever!?!?!

2006-11-14T07:23:00.000-05:00

Good Morning...Blog Family. Hope everybody's weekend was restful. It started out as a beatiful day...then some idiot who don't know how to walk across a street almost got splattered on the Sarccastik SUV. Phreakin' Idiot...I don't get points for hitting your dumb ass....last minute she saw me coming....Anyway, this is a story of my boy I call...hmm...O-Town's Craziest....We went to school in "The Gump" back in '93...we've been cool ever since...but over the years he just do some of the craziest things that's just funny.....I don't make up characters in my story....I don't think I can make him up...Here's just a few of the funny things that he's done....Some may consider it funny...some may consider it being a jerk....I'll let you decide:

- I was home and a good friend of mine Milwaukee's Finest decided she want to cook me dinner...though me an MF was never sexually intimate...I must confess I did try back in school but it didn't pan out so I just used her friendship to try and "fold" her friends...(I know crazy!!!) Anyway..she hooked up some wings...OC (I need ya'll to keep up) came thru...with a Burger King back...he ate some whopper w/fries....WHY DID TAKE SOME OF THE FOOD MF COOKED FOR ME!!!! MF was like Sarccastik get your boy, or he's gonna get "CUSSED THE FUCK OUT"!!! So after I calmed her down...I'm like dude..you come here already eating and then gon' take some of my chicken wings...we ain't got but 8 wings...and you take 2!!!!!

- OC went to Atlanta for the weekend...he met my cousin "Charlie Hustle from the Dec". Okay OC, Charlie Hustle and another of my homeboys "New Jerzey K" go out to Dugan's....for some strange reason...NJK driving his car and hit the exit ramp to hard and hit one of the metal poles...it wasn't too bad. But they still wanted to kick it...CHD doesn't have a car...but OC does...but he's like, "Naw man I ain't drivin'"...they like dude...we almost home just get your car and we can be out!!! so after coaxing this dude for 1hr to get him to drive....They go to Dugan's hanging out and enjoying themselves....OC ain't got no money (how the hell do you go to ATL in college with no money and no fam?!?!!??) so CHD pays for nachos for OC....OC "nibbles" on the nachos and decided to take it home....LOL!!!!! CHD's like 'hol' up dude...that's an appetizer (small appetizer)...you ain't taking that home dude!!! you eat that here!!!!

- Me and wifey are married and come home after a long day of work...OC call and leave a message, "Hey Sarccastik, I got some friends over here you should meet..holla at your boy!!!"...So after I get to calm wifey down....I call him like dude...you can't leave no messages like that....This ain't College!!!! He wanted me to be wingman because of some chick he's trying to "fold". Now the chick he wanted me to play wingman with...I tried to "kick it" with her...but that was a long time ago!!! Woman pick up on stuff like that...don't just say I got friends over...say who the really are....don't get me messed up...cuz you trying to fukk!!!

- OC met this chick Decatur's Mint Condition (DMC)...she's a huge Mint Condition fan...anyway..he decides to "drop" by her crib...unannounced...then..he does the ol' George Costanza...leaves some shorts over her house..and try to come back the next day.....this fool stop at a pay phone..he sees her car out there...and is hollerin' at 11pm at night...'bout some damn shorts...."DMC I see you in there"....

It's amazing though...DMC is a good friend of wifey sarccastik...I didn't met at the time...but when i met wifey and then i met DMC...i was like..i remember DMC...i was with OC when he was hollerin at her!! SMALL WORLD!!!

We all have that one friend who others think is strange. I want to hear stories of other strange friendships!!! Have a good Tuesday ya'll!!!

More Sad News...

2006-11-10T15:30:00.000-05:00

Gerald Levert just died of a heart attack...we all know him well...damn i'm tripping 40years old...of a heart attack...

www.geraldlevert.com/

RIP...

Why Did the Fat old lady do the Pool Palace?

2006-11-09T07:42:00.000-05:00

Good morning bloggers,

A couple of things I wont to mention today...Imagine our eyes (workers) when we check our email and notice this early Monday morning:

Please Join PP for an All Employee Conference Call Today at 11 am ET
PSTI, MCK Sign Definitive Agreement

Today, PS announced a definitive agreement to become a part of San Francisco-based MCK. The transaction brings together two of healthcare's leading technology and services companies focused on increasing healthcare quality, safety and efficiency.

Yada Yada Yada...It was an eery feeling. Everybody was like what what??!!?! Are you Serious? Who's MCK?

I've heard of MCK because I was trying to get in before I got to PSTI. We've had other conference calls and meetings but the sentiment is we "pretty much" in trouble. It goes with the saying Big Fish eat Little Fish. It makes good business sense if you were working at MCK. Most definitely the place where I am (25mins from home) will probably be closed. Nothing is confirmed yet....but that's the feeling we get. MCK is huge a billion dollar industry and a lot of opportunities. It feels empty here...the mentatlity here is disappointed...shell shocked and fear. So I'm a tad disappointed that my "quick" ride will probably be gone but...what the heck...I've been through this 3 times:

Sedgwick bought out by Marsh....first job in ATL....
Equifax outsources to IBM.....2nd job...(don't really count my job at St.joe's hospital)

Now this...I'm not too worried, I'm a 34yr old guy with 5+years of IT.....(wondering should I go to MCK website and try to apply for jobs there...hmmmmmm...any comments?)

Have anybody been through this before?!?!!? Have a good thursday....Happy Good Riddance to Rumsfeld Thursday!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS....

2006-11-08T13:40:00.000-05:00

DONALD RUMSFIELD IS SUPPOSEDLY RESIGNING....i'm listening to Dan Patrick radio show...and that's what he's breaking....i'll keep ya posted!!!

Quick Points

2006-11-06T06:22:00.000-05:00

Good Morning, Blog Family. I am writing to wish everybody a safe and happy Election Tuesday. Why am I so happy to vote? Because this is a right that my family history has paved the way for me and you. So I hope that all my blog family exercise that right to vote. Know You do know that your company by law gives you 2hrs to vote. Even though, I live 20 mins away (ya'll have go to try this....it's GREAT!!!! sorry...) I'll probably wait to I get home and vote....I get out at 4pm...I'll get to my voting booth around 4:20pm. Not bad....

Is it me or those damn commercials with the Russian dude on the skyline miles is actually pretty funny or sad....depending on how you look at it!! Vedi Vedi Vedi Important...i'll find the picture for ya'll.

We had fun at the Hawks game....it was sold out...In the future, I will buy lil'sarccastik a seat....having a 2yr old running and jumping and hungry....it was fun and tiring. Trying to find some food to eat....WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU PUT A SIGN OUT THAT YOUR CARD MACHINE DON'T WORK!!!! dammn it man...I wanted some of that seafood....anyway...Establishments need to put a sign up, so it leaves no room for error.

Also what did ya'll do this weekend?...Any Voting Poll stories...like fights at the polls or anything...It's Monday ya'll gotta keep it funny. Have a good day...I'll put the pics up.

Time for another Friday Rant Session!!!!

2006-11-03T08:01:00.000-05:00

only South Park would do this and i'm a little surprised that bill maher would do this wow!!!....they are crazy!!!

Good morning, boys and girls...it's time for another of our famous rant sessions. Whatever comes up, comes out. Lay it down...let me know how you feel about some things....Just sit back...tell me about your childhood (naw i'm just kidding..lol..) I'm your Doctor today, Dr. Sarccastik. Sit back and give me some of your rants for this cold and blistery Friday morning...Okay I'll start it off:

- David Stern is making the NBA a boring sport. Now this year, if you even question a call about the referees you can get "T'd Up". So you are literally a robot. This is the craziest thing ever..now you can't question a call. This sport is based on emotion, so If I get called for foul, and i know i got "all ball"...i'm gonna question it too. And if you give me a "Tech", then i might go ballistic....THIS IS CRAZY!!! In the first couple of games; Bibby, Anthony, Rasheed all were ejected.

- I'm going to see my Atlanta Hawks tonite play the New York Knicks. I'm taking the fam so we can have a great time. I'm excited and plus i got some good seats....ya'll notice my weekly The Good, The Bad and The Ugly from my previous posts...well, i submitted those to a local sports radio personality and he was extremely impressed and gave me two tickets for the game tonight...good seats...and he was telling me keep that up, and my writing is great!!! Always encouraging when someone reads your material. As anyone outside our blog family read some of your thoughts and were impressed? Pray tell!!

- Flavor Flav is expecting his 7TH KID!!!!! Wow...that's funny.

- I hear that killed the brother off LOST!!! I don't watch it anyway...are we really surprised!!!

- Your boy Denzel got another movie coming out this Thanksgiving!!! Check out http://dejavu.movies.go.com/

Quick Quips by Lil'Sarccastik

2006-10-31T07:20:00.000-05:00

These are some of my top 5 favorite little quips that my 2yr old say on a daily basis....it's even cuter if you get to see and hear what she says....

1) Dada, ydouslfsiufslfksofus go Kroger to buy me hot chocolate? (That's not a typo, she's trying to mesh her words together)

2) Dada, GREEN MEANS GO!!!!

3) Dada, does your head hurt? Sometimes, I get the headache and she plays doctor. She says, "Dada, Open mouth...hmm...you got a fever"..hmm let's see she says, "Let me feel your head...hmmm you got a fever."...It's got to be the cutest thing on earth when she's playing doctor.

4) When I'm giving her a bath...she says, "Dada, did you take a shower?" I'll say yes, she says "Lift your arms...(sniff sniff) Like a bed of rothez" she's trying to say roses.

5) We are working on shapes and colors, I cut out a triangle. She goes throughout the house, "See mommy, a triangle has three sides and three corners". When they say that having a baby changes you believe it.

Those are just some of the quips she says, as she continues to grow it's amazing the information she retains. She knows her birthday, my birthday, wifey's birthday, her aunt and uncle birthday. Everyday I wake up and pray and say "Thank you lord for my beautiful wife and my beautiful child..thank you".

My family gives me that extra motivation to continue on the grind. What gives you motivation?

The Evolution of The QB

2006-10-30T08:07:00.001-05:00

The Evolution of the Quarterback....

It always surprises me when we get a QB with the phenomal skills to throw and run at the same time. Something that NFL leagues are still not used to since Randall Cunningham did it in the early 90's. What I find fascinating is when there was a lack of African-American QB's in the league supposedly because we "wasn't smart enough" for the position.

I'm like every other African-American who was watching Doug Williams (SWAC..Grambling State) dissect the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl to win the Super Bowl MVP. When I saw the opporunity that was giving to the Redskins, a proven QB whom given the chance, can really show his talents and that is exactly what he did. He tied the Super Bowl record with four touchdown passes, all of which came in the second quarter. He also had 340 yards for another Super Bowl Record.

The reason I'm talking about this, I hate to see other African-American football players in the NFL don't recognize other African-American QB's. I hate to hear players refer to Michael Vick as a running back who can throw. You're are not helping the evolution of African-American QB's that might come after him. We all know about the debacle in Philadelphia about Donovan McNabb vs. Terrell Owens. I hated to see that, you were just "increasing" the image that the majority of the population have against the African-American QB. And when Shannon Sharpe said things like, "Second is his inability to throw the football with any consistency. You can't have that. And another thing I don't like is that it's everyone else's problem that Michael Vick hasn't gotten better. It is Michael Vick's problem." It just bothers me when other African-American players are not "ensuring" that Michael Vick is a QB. How in the hell does a "running back who can throw" win 60% of his career games, take a team to the NFC Championship, winning playoff games, took the falcons to win in Lambeau field to beat Favre and the Packers.

If players continue to push the "he's a running back who can throw" BS, how in the hell will we have more QB's in the NFL, when our own players are tearing us down? Comments, suggestions?

Halloween (Fall Festival) Costumes

2006-10-24T08:05:00.000-04:00

Well, I don't know how many of ya'll will be attending Halloween (Fall Festival) Costume Parties but i think we will be going this year. We hopefully will attend the GreenLight Entertainment Party this holloween (fall festival).

I got a couple of outfits on my mind that i wanna try, give me ya'll suggestions:

Morpheus - Matrix...Laurence Fishburne

V for Vendetta - The costume look super cool.

Homie the Clown - Ya'll know homie don't play dat!!!!

If ya'll were going to a Halloween (Fall Festival) Costume Party, Which costume will you wear?

I can't wait to hear some of the answers.....

Celebrating 4yrs of Marriage

2006-10-23T08:15:00.000-04:00

Okay Friday was our 4yrs anniversary (truthfully it's been 5yrs, I met her on Oct.19, 2001, we got married on Oct. 20, 2002), I decide to throw caution in the wind and get a massage from Spa Sydell....but of course i was like "NO DUDES TOUCHING ME"....i ain't with that gay shyt...of course, we get there late and I think my masseuse name was Stephanie..."Becky" with red hair....okay no problem....I will say this the massage, was different, I expected more of a relaxed state of mind after I was done, but it wasn't bad at all. Then afterwards, we went to eat at ClubHouse in Lenox Mall.

I had the Lobster Bisque....as you can see it looks good, but you have to try it....it was VERY GOOD...Lenox Mall has changed dramatically, don't get me wrong it's still Club Lenox on the weekends but some of the stores are new.

Because of my goof...I picked up Frankie J..(instead of Justin Timberlake), but first glance you would think that it's Justin T. Wifey was like, "Okaay..Who's Frankie J?" And I'm looking around in the car and outside like..okay..."Where do you see Frankie J?" ....we both got a good laugh off that...i got to take Frankie back to get Justin and I'm going to get that Sleepy Brown too....anybody got it let me know how it sound.

But I'm already planning on the 5yr anniversay for some all-inclusive trip or something. 4yrs has been phenonmenal looking forward to growing old together...SANDALS RESORTS HERE WE COME!!!!

Minority Franchising Opportunity

2006-10-18T19:37:00.000-04:00

I am extremely interested in owning a franchise. I was wondering if anybody who knows a franchise owner, ask them how hard it was to own their franchise? Here are a couple of franchises, I would like to own:

Domino's Pizza - everybody wants pizza at least twice a week.

Athlete's Foot - everybody needs shoes.

Smoothie King - most people enjoy a good smoothie.

Those are small companies I know, but the biggest thing i want to do is try them. I wanna show lil'sarccastik that Education is extremely important, but also great if you can own your franchise.

What would be one thing you would like be successful at? Owning your own Franchise? Getting Paid for your own hobby?

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly....

2006-10-16T14:57:00.000-04:00

Okay now it's that time again...well i talk football. This is the college football edition...

Now it's time for another exciting version of...

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly College Football Edition....

The Good...How 'bout those Auburn Tigers (War Eagle!!!)...can't u guess i'm an Auburn fan. Took care of business like they should. Ohio State keeps their chances for a national championship hopes alive with a convincing win over the "hapless" Michigan State Spartans. And did you see the play that Troy Smith did "in the pocket", just buying time waiting for his receivers to get open. How 'bout the Vandy Commodores, coming into a hostile crowd in Athens and beating the Dawgs. The Commodores had plenty of chanes to "open the flood gates" against the Dawgs, they throw an interception in the end zone that would've given them a lead.

The Bad...The Spartans of Michigan State look bad. Have they scored yet? They had 3 bad losses in a row. I don't think John L. Smith (coach) is going to make it out of this season. The Georgia Bulldogs...last week they had the Governor come to their rescue after getting the behinds handed to them for giving up 51 points to Tennessee. Now, where is the Govenor this week? Does he not come to the rescue of his famed Georgia Bulldogs? Georgia QB's are not getting it done, I don't care who you got back their...it's not helping. They've got to establish the run more....forget this finesse type stuff, it's not helping. I hate to hear that about Adrian Peterson....Arguably, the best RB in the nation. The first time he's dad get's to see him play football, is going to be his last seeing him in an OU uniform. Adrian has got to be the first RB taken in the draft....Raiders are you listening? And would you believe the nation's leading rusher Garrett Wolfe was held to 25 yards against Western Michigan....already he has 1300 yards..AND THEY STILL HAVE 5 GAMES LEFT...Amazing...

The Ugly....The Brawl in Miami...I hate to see stuff like that because it's putting a black eye on College Football. FIU players that were involved should be suspended and Miami players alike. If Miami gets to be in a bowl, don't go!!!! We all now that Coker is gone at the end of the season...but expect a phone call to Mark Richt to become the new head coach....we'll look for that...

And like John L. Smith (at the end of the season), I'm Gone!!!!!

New Things this week

2006-10-11T20:02:00.000-04:00

I've been working hard as hell ya'll....but i want to put something up....Wifey just "copp'd" that John Mayer "Continuum".......boy you talkin' 'bout JOHN BLAZE!!!! I always thought we was talented writing and I heard some tracks...but man this whole CD is banging....

okay Did ya'll get the "Lucky Number Slevin" yet??!??! crazy i know....

let's see i just bought "Chain Reaction" with morgan freeman and keanu reeves...do anybody know anything about it before i look at it?!??

The book that I'm reading is $40 Million Dollar Slave by William C. Rhoden...not bad so far...

Damn shame, I know them folks in NYC are tired of shyt flying around them.

And like Albert Haynesworth, I'm GONE!!!!

Ne-Yo with his pants down??!!?

2006-10-04T08:29:00.000-04:00

Ok peeps, here are some Sidekick 3 pictures someone e-mailed to me this morning. Supposedly, it’s R&B Singer Ne-Yo and one of his back-up dancers. Sources say a fellow dancer of hers got a hold of the SK3 and put the girl on blast, hence it ending up here. I’m not saying anything, you be the judge. Remember this isn’t safe for work, so I don’t want to hear anything about it.

Who is this Miss Jones?...She's always in hot water from what i'm seeing:

Radio DJ Miss Jones is in hot water once again! The fiesty radio personality is known for her off-the-cuff comments, but this time she may have gone too far by attacking the Knowles family. Evidently Beyonce and her mother arrived at Kiss-FM for an interview and stormed out after an altercation with Miss Jones. If you want to hear the Hot 97 DJ's explain it, click here. In brief, evidently after being greeted by Miss Jones, Beyonce attempted to give her a friendly greeting kiss; and Miss Jones snapped back with, "I don't do that kiss thing." Of course Beyonce left her standing there after that remark. Tina Knowles couldn't just walk away though. She shouted, "Thank you for talking about me and my daughter, it just boosts her ratings."Miss Jones responded with, "Actually you should thank Mac Makeup for hiding all the oldness in your face, you look like the joker." As a result, Miss Jones will be sitting at home on suspension for the next two weeks!

more controversy from Miss Jones:

Christina Milian called into NYC's Hot 97 show with Miss Jones and let's just say the interview didn't go according to plan. Christina was on to talk about her new movie Pulse and Miss Jones wanted to talk about the reasons why Christina was dumped by Def Jam Records. Christina really didn't want to talk about it and honestly was being a good sport and Miss Jones straight up hung up on her!Listen here![Concrete Loop]

She's wide open ain't she?!?!?

Sad news from the Rev. Run's House

2006-09-29T11:23:00.000-04:00

Tragedy has struck the household of Joseph "Run" Simmons and his wife Justine after the couple's newborn child was pronounced dead shortly after its birth last Thursday. The legendary rapper of Run DMC fame was present at a Ridgewood, New Jersey hospital on Tuesday (Sept. 19) for the child's anticipated delivery. Both Simmons and Justine are popular figures on the family-oriented MTV reality show "Run's House," which also stars their children. The pregnancy was initially made public via the show and MTV cameras were filming at the hospital, according to TMZ.com. The baby died shortly after being delivered. Representatives for The Simmons' were unavailable at press time. [Editor's Note: The entire AllHipHop.com Staff offers its sincerest condolences to The Simmons' family in this time of loss.]

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I'm sending my thoughts and prayers to them myself.

The Sissification Continues in America...

2006-09-29T08:42:00.002-04:00

Damn shame they gon' cancel an entire football season in Michigan....

Michigan high school cancelling season

Okay...i got this idea from blah blah...

give me 2 honest questions...i'll answer them as truthfully as i can. What the heck it's friday what is everybody plans this weekend?

T.O publicist may get a lot of negative press...

2006-09-28T10:00:00.000-04:00

Ya'll know how the media is...and now i'm sure everybody has heard of Etheredge. She stood up for what she thought was the right thing....

hey whether it was the right thing or not...we don't know...we wasn't there.

http://www.mixedchicks.net/femaleentrepaneurs.html

Already Colin Cowherd (ESPN Radio) is already saying she had on hoochie clothes on..."What the hell does he know about hoochie clothes?" I wish her well because the medis is going to run her under the bus....i hope she stays as his publicist...if not..oh well!!!

The sex in the dark is hilarious....

Leaving ya'll with some jokes...

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.

Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam the bottom and pulled him out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since u were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses". "The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead".

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry"

Sex in the Dark
>
>There was this couple that had been married for 20
>years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
>off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
>
>She figured she would break him out of this crazy
>habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
>romantic session, she turned on the lights.
>
>She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
>leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
>
>
>She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bas*^# she screamed!

How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain
>yourself!"
>
>The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
>the toy . . you explain the kids."

As Terrelle Owens Turns...

2006-09-27T20:15:00.000-04:00

I don't know if anybody got a chance to watch the "circus" that happened today or what. But I know one thing...I am tired of watching this man on TV. I don't know whether to believe if he took 35 pills or what. But when I heard it, I was like, "Lawd Jeezus"...they(media) gon' talk about his all day long....

The publicist and T.O. got their stories straight and proceeded to entertain the media 2 hrs after getting released from a hospital. (Damn I need to be somekind of sports beat writer)

Do any of you believe any of this...now I need to do a weekly NFL Smoking Gun.....and away we go:

Odell Thurman was going to play next week...instead he will be suspended a year. How in the hell do you manage to fukkup playing football and take advantage of the situation. And guess who was in the car with Odell....none other than Chris Henry (already arrested 5 times)...So the first thing that comes to mind..."Try to get catch me riding dirty"...thanks Chamillionaire.....Let me be in his shoes and I promise i'll know what to do with his money. Ya'll won't (will not) here a peep from me..."Dang Sarccastik got his own island"...Ballin' outta control...

Terrence Kiel was about to ship 2 cases of codeine to Texas...hmm wonder what that was about. What can you do with codeine? I don't know....i don't know if i've ever taken it....let me know ya'll....

It's getting crazy...more NFL players do dumb stuff...and like Odell Thurman...I'm gone!!!

Funny wedding...

2006-09-26T08:09:00.000-04:00

If ya'll ever need a wedding band...OMG...you have got to get the Tyrone Smith Revue. This dude has got to be in his 60's and he is wide open...like left field..hoping, jumping...gyrating....of course, i wasn' t going to let him gyrate in front of my table...(slow down..i'm a grown ass man)...but he is worth the ticket of admission...he had that crowd going....

Best movie this weekend....Lucky Number Slevin....it's going to remind you off...The Usual Suspects...(don't tell nobody it took me about 19 times to actually understand what the hell was going on in that move...damn Keyser Söze....Ya'll have got to see this movie...Lucky Number Slevin ranks just under The Usual Supects...what did ya'll do this weekend?

And the rest was watching football...and listening to my 2yr old all weekend wherever we go..."Daddy Are we They Yet?"...even though we just left our garage...it's cute..."No sweetie, we are not there yet"...

5 Straight Ramblings....

2006-09-21T14:23:00.000-04:00

Why the hell would I need WI-FI access in Donut Connection?

I never heard of this shop until i moved to GA.

I need to come out with a book for dummies in ordering fast food.

Damn, U saw the price before you ordered u thought it the VALUE MEAL would change prices magically?

Why I'm scared to see how much this TMX Elmo or whatever it is cost?

Give me 5 straight ramblings from ya'll straight from the dome!!!!

I need Ya'll advice....

2006-09-20T07:29:00.000-04:00

This is a trade proposed to me....i'm thinking no but would like som extra feedback. I'm Brown Hornets II

Hey sarccastik,

This trade has been proposed to you in Chopped & Screwed pt2 .

GAGirl305		Brown Hornets II
R. McMichael	[ View Trade ]	A. Boldin

You can accept, reject or counter this offer by going to your team page (if you do not see detail about this trade on the page, then it has been cancelled by the manager who originally proposed it).

--Fantasy Football Commissioner

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly Sports Newsletter

2006-09-19T08:07:00.000-04:00

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly....

The Good....How 'bout those Falcons baby??!!? Rushing for 300 yards against Gruden and his foul-laced mouth...Way to go Gruden...just kick your young QB down even more. The way Gruden cussed him out you would think that Simms said something about his mama. I'm happy about Alex Smith and his big-time win over the St. Louis Rams. I thought he was a good QB coming out of college. How 'bout Miiichigan (i meant to do that) stompin' the daylights out of Notre Dame....now if i hear another Brady for Heisman i'm gonna croak....Happy for Chris Leak getting a win in Tennessee...in a hostile environment

The Bad....Damn Maurice Clarett.....There should be a movie about his rise and fall....I'll offer to play the lead if they need me...lol...How do you go from scoring the GW Touchdown in the NCAA Football National Championship...to gettin' your "Goose" on....(jokes..i know in they're in bad taste but what the hey..) with guns and now getting 3 1/2 yrs....Oh...those damn Pac-10 officials...i hope it was worth cheating Oklahoma (though i'm no fan..i gotta friend that i had to rub it in) We might need to check their bank accounts...to see if there are any huge lump sum deposits, you know, "friends" slipping them some fully pack thank-you cards. I'm glad they were suspended 1 game, everybody needs to be held accountable for their actions. (Though i'm not suggesting that's the reason Oklahoma lost)...The mighty Carolina Panthers relegating to "trickeration" to win against the Vikings. Hmm let's see..if you were so mighty you wouldn't have to go to trick plays...especially a dumb one!!!!

The Ugly....Will this be the theme every week about the Raiders (next week a break...they will have a bye)? Have they become the "Bad News Bears" of the NFL? And Al Davis is Walter Matthau (lol...the original is hilarious...i need to see the one with Billy Bob Thornton) It just looks like a comedy of errors out there with Oakland...On my fantasy squad, any defense playing the raiders i'm getting.....if they was playing the Middle Eastern Lawn Mower 125lb League...i'm picking them up...just blitz!!!!! Those damn Miami Hurricanes who have the audacity to "stomp" on the Louisville bird....they got "stomped" out of the Pizza Box (Stadium is called Papa John Stadium). They no longer intimidate anyone anymore. Kyle Wright needs to get benched....Does Coker have a lovefest for Kyle Wright? I'll investigate the backup of Wright and start sending anonymous suggestions to the Miami faithful to see.

And like The Pac-10 Officials and Replay Officials.....I'm Gone!!!!!!!

Okay let's talk about our Firsts...

First Beer - Red Stripe...(Hooray Beer) 11th Grade ..told ya'll i was a late bloomer
First Liquor - Red Dagger (what was up with my fascination of things red...oh i did wanna pledge nupes...but whatever) 12th grade
First Joint - Freshman year in college...i was wide open son!!!!

What was your firsts?

Be careful on what you put on Myspace

2006-09-14T15:31:00.001-04:00

Cops: Woman Tried to Set Up 'Hit' of Female on Boyfriend's MySpace Page

Thursday, September 14, 2006

STORIES

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Students Love Social-Networking Sites — and So Do Employers

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Colleges Work to Combat Cyberstalking

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Youth Soccer Coach Arrested for Alleged Rape of Teen He Met Online

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MySpace.com Parent Company Launches Internet-Safety Ad Campaign

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MySpace Becomes No. 1 Visited Web Site in America

MESA, Ariz. — A 22-year-old woman was arrested after authorities say she tried to hire someone to kill another woman whose photo appeared on her boyfriend's MySpace.com Web page.

Heather Michelle Kane was booked Tuesday for investigation of conspiracy to commit murder, Mesa Detective Jerry Gissel said.

She was arrested after she met an undercover Mesa police detective at a grocery store, gave the officer $400 and offered to pay an additional $100 once the woman had been killed, according to court records.

The records say Kane gave the undercover officer photographs taken from her boyfriend's social networking Web page of the woman she wanted killed. She also requested a photo of the woman's dead body.

It wasn't clear if the boyfriend and the targeted woman were romantically involved, Gissel said.

Editor's Note: News Corp. is the parent company of MySpace.com, FOX News Channel and FOXNews.com

It's my b'day...

2006-09-13T08:35:00.000-04:00

what'up people...it's your boy b'day..i'm taking it easy....this weekend, i'll chill out and find some football game or something...here's what's happening this weekend in Atlanta....

For Sisters Only Convention.....bruhs if you want to see some stallions/stunners/first round draft picks...supastars...they will be here this weekend...

Can somebody tell me what happened with Jacque Reid on the Steve Harvey Show?!?! My Good, Bad and Ugly from NFL this past weekend:

it's time for my weekly scan around the NFL globe...

The Good....Football is here...Football is here....Thank ya....Football is here...Quick points. Atlanta looked good running down Carolina 's throat....your boys the Eagles looked great, I think they will get back to the top of the NFC with that performance. Kudos to Steve McNair (SWAC Alumni) looked good, we always knew he had the talent just give him time and some weapons around him....i hope he holds up this season. The Ravens D looked good. Is it me or is Shawn Merriman a man among boys!!!

The Bad.....Chris Simms...did he think he was playing Oklahoma ....he probably thought that was Roy Williams coming around the side to blitz....they looked horrible. The rest of the league might be in trouble when they see your boy Ray Lewis (Killa)...sorry..i think my hand slipped on that one.... Carolina is Vanilla...Delhomme slamming the ball down and cussin' everybody out is bad!! i always thought he was overrated just had a pretty good team around him. The way to beat Carolina .....DESTROY DELHOMME!!!! get him to cuss out his line and everything in sight....

The Ugly......I stayed up and watch at least close to the first half of that deplorable Oakland game. As much as I am (secretly) Raiders fan...they look bad...i heard Joey Porter was laughing when Brooks was being sacked for the 9TH TIME!!!!!...Do you know that Oakland offensive coordinator was out of the league for 9yrs...he owned a bed and breakfast or something...great pick up Shell...a guy who knows alot about soft on offense...lol..I was reading when Shell was there in '94 when Jeff Hostetler was calling his own plays....that was the confrontation that we saw when Jeff and Art Shell got into a verbal argument on the sidelines...

And like Art Shell....(he won't last a year...i'll be surprised if they score) I'm Gone!!!!! (Sorry Raiders fans...it's the truth)

Driving while nude in Wendy's

2006-09-08T14:11:00.000-04:00

did ya'll here about this detroit assistant coach bukked naked in wendy's drive thru...

Naked Ass Ordering Number 2 W/Cheese Coach in Drive-Thru

okay we know this fool was driving will nude (DWN)... in a drive thru...we found out he's suspended for the first game this weekend but what they are just releasing is this is a pattern...

Cullen, who was fired from the University of Mississippi in March 2005 after being arrested for public drunkenness in a restaurant, has sought help and is getting "treatment," Lions officials said.

Okay so he has a history of getting drunk around food...Food fetish maybe? i don't know...I can guarantee you this Wendy's will start adopting a fully clothed service in drive thru regulation now.....

And like Mike Cullen's clothes....I'M GONE!!!!!!

Taking vacation...

2006-08-18T06:31:00.001-04:00

time for a break

Taking vacation...

2006-08-18T06:31:00.000-04:00

Chama, Chama, Chameleon...

2006-08-16T06:51:00.000-04:00

What's good my blog fam, yeah it's the new job that's why i
haven't been around here more often i'm trying to have this
online thing run as a bidness (business)...but here are a few of my
observations over the weekend....
Do ya'll see your boy pickin' up trash...that's funny.


The Good - Constant NFL Preseason, all day 'er day...
Jay Cutler looked good during his debut....and did
you see your boy "Baby Matrix" aka Reggie Bush make moves....
i'm still staying away from that dude on my fantasy league.
Also did you see Minnesota
Vikings QB Tarvaris Jackson (Alabama State)
he had the crowds going "ooh ahh"...lol..
The already trying to call him a right-handed
"Vick". That's funny..

The Bad - Clinton Portis shoulder injury...Clinton
and his 9 Personalities..really it's 5...
"Dr.I Don't Know", "Dollah Bill" and 'dem. He was
a beast for my Brown Hornets last year....
i still wanna pick'em but
gotta wait for the update..

The Ugly - Boy George picking up trash on the
side of the road today...i actually scanned
past it until i saw "Boy George"...looking like an
overweight buffet serial/cereal killa...

The Crazy...Did i hear right?
Justin Gatlin gotta turn "rat" to keep
the folks off? damn...What 'chu go'n (gonna)
do Justin? Damn he gotta testify against his coach
because if he choses not too...
they might ban him for life...damn...

Lil'Wayne got arrested down here in "A"...
ya'll seen his mugshot....crazy.

And I'm gonna take over on the
Blogger's Den Football League Lookout for them
Brown Hornets!!!! Uh Ah The Daddy Long Stroke!!!

I put my foot in my mouth last night ya'll...
me & wifey had a pop quiz on the capitals
of the US....damn she "whupped" my azz...
she was a 4.0gpa student in high school...
i was "C" walking all thru school...so you can imagine,
she beat me thoroughly. But
I always say, she's the "Brains" of this whole operation...
I'm the "Face"...lol.
She's the CFO, I'm the CEO....

And like Cynthia McKinney, I'm gone!!!!! (i know low blow)

SWAC all day long Shawt!!!!
Alabama State University....Ya'll know what it is!!!!

A Nervous Wreck!!!

2006-08-14T05:28:00.001-04:00

One of the best memories that I've ever had was when lil'sarccastik was born. The day before (she was full-term) I was a nervous wreck like nobody's business. The only thing I kept doing the whole freakin' day was cooking, cleaning, running 'round just to stay active. After I cleaned up the house, cooked up some appetizers, I was in the mood to make some smoothies. I preface "some" because I not only made some smoothies, I freakin' made 9 VERSIONS OF DIFFERENT SMOOTHIES!!!! The mother-in-law was staying with us because this was a new era in our life and we wanted somebody to calm us both down. Now what was funny was as I'm making the smoothies, I wanted wifey and ma-in-law to taste...so imagine after the 5 or 6 time....they both said in unison (damn did i spell that right?)..."Sar, What the hell are u doing?....Are you okay?"...I'm like yeah..i'm cool, but after the 7th smoothie...ma-in-law was like, "Sar, if you make 1 more goddamn smoothie, it's gonna be me & u"....she was laughing at me...she was like "Just sit here...I know your nervous but don't go off kilter"...lol...After I calmed down a bit, i was going crazy with the Smoothie Tasting Contest...lol..

The day after, I was still a wreck...lil'sarccastik was wailing, i was like "okay...okay, it's okay cutie-pie..."...wifey's cousin was there..she was like "Okay, Sar...you can't be nervous kids know when you are nervous"....she was telling me that....and i didn't understand...Now...i'm a pro...me & lil'sarccastik are like 2 peas in a pod...It's funny wifey says all the time, "Jeez, ya'll look like twins.."...it's funny but back then it wasn't...but I'm glad to be a father. One of the best gifts ever!!!!

Okay let's see what's happening in the Sarccastik Weekly:

Kanye getting married?...That's cool congrats I have more of an appreciation of him for that, that's a grown man decision.

OMG!!!! Have ya'll seen/signed this petition for Cassie to stop singing. I heard about her singing awful on 106&park, but was she that bad?...Please blog family let me know how bad she was.

Okay ya'll i just got Cassie's journal talking about her petition, rumors and everything else...let me know...lol..

Okay ya'll it's Monday, the kiddies are just going to school today, so i might leave a extra 10-15 mins early because of potential traffic concerns....(what the hell am i talking 'bout)....what traffic!!!! it might actually take me 30 mins to get to work today....have a good one ya'll!!!!

Enjoy Always in Moderation...

2006-08-10T06:42:00.000-04:00

It's your boy...i'm back. It's amazing how things work out for the best...this gig has lessoned my stress level down by 72%....it's 6:40am and i'm chillin' got my hardcore XM Raw blastin' while i'm doing this....and i got a smoothie waiting for me on the way out the door.....Okay folks what's going on...

I got this title from Tony Sinclair....what the hell does he do...just sit there and look ugly and talk about high fashion, culture and no no's of daily life?...lol...What do ya'll think..i was thinking of changing my name for the week to "Tony Sinclair of Blog".....let me know..I need majority votes on this....YES...VS. NO......I will check the results later today.....

Clarett...Clarett...what the hell happened to you?!!?...I was giving you a chance in the NFL....this mofo scored TD's on the gridiron...and now...having 3 handguns...AK rifle...machette...and some vodka....and a bullettproof vest...something was 'bout to go down ya'll....damn shame...okay some rumors on allhiphop.com saying that Clarett was in the hole of some hip hop mogul who wanted his head on a platter for not paying a loan back....man oh man....that's crazy...

More of OutKast rumors....i will say this...this rumor has been out since i moved to atl...about 8yrs...so it's a consistent rumor i guess...

This is interesting...Bengals have a "Jerk-Line"...if you're too rowdy at a football game you will get "warned" and if it continues...you might be leaving the stadium....hmm....that's another topic...

Okay ya'll have a good thursday...and remember results of the voting of being the "tony sinclair of blog" will be posted later...

1st Day on the job

2006-08-07T18:06:00.000-04:00

Okay, ya'll thanks for the encouragement....my first day at the job wasn't so bad. I woke up this morning around 5am...still getting used to the commute, did my situps and weights....helped lil'sarccastik get ready for the day...made up the bed....and i was chillin' after that....I already ironed my clothes the night before. I left the house 'round 7:15am....i got to work 'round 7:50...(i had to stop for gas)...Like this morning...i'm blogging...it's 5:53am, i'm 'bout to do Gilad's workout at 6am, fix me a smoothie, I might leave home this morning about 7:15am (sorry i mean this is really great!!!!) okay what's going on this week? In the Sarccastik Weekly:

Wendy Williams got a movie coming it ya'll....i might actually check that out....more like renting it on DVD...i don't know if i'll spend $20 to see her...

Cassie causing controversey with her video....i don't know if it reminds me of "Pleasure Principal"...but...i guess i haven't got into Cassie....but that "Pleasure Principal"...it's still hot to me....

This whole MTV dogs thing...i haven't got into...it looks dumb, but hey...a lot of this crap on TV looks dumb to me....has anyone seen this?

Remind me what's the big deal about this Christinia Milian?....She got a song...they given a lot of airplay down herre (here) for some reason.....do ya'll like the song?

First day wasn't so bad....what i love it took me 35 mins to get home ....traffic....I'll see ya'll later...i got to get ready for work!!!!! Have fun.....

2006-08-04T10:42:00.000-04:00

Squirrel attacks deer

This is funny azz hell....

It's Friday ya'll

2006-08-04T08:39:00.000-04:00

okay...i know ya'll glad it's friday...i'm still home chillin' (like a villain...sorry i had to throw that in..), lil'sarccastik is still snoring in "our" room.....we are trying an intervention for her to sleep in "her" room....but somehow we're failing at that...lol. I start my new job at PS on Monday....i'll have to get a good gauge of the environment to see how the people. I didn't see a lot of "buppies" or "yuppies" there....when i was interviewing i did see a lot of older people....but whatever...my experience with IBM will come out...i just can't go to the new job thanking i can run everything.....I'm thinking about working out during lunch time...they will be building a GOLD's Gym maybe 5 mins from the job....that would be a great stress reliever....Does anybody work out during lunch? Let me know if it helps your work day go smoother...We got to buy lil'sarccastik a Dora bicycle w/training wheels and somekind of desk with chair......with a Dora night lamp on it...if you haven't guessed Dora is her favorite character so far....lol... okay what the hell is going on in "The Sarccastik Report Friday Edition":

Brandy talked about not snappin' on Barbara Walters, Barbara decided to put her on front street...."Is this real" putting her hand in her hair....I don't know too many sistas that would allow a crusty ol' woman's hands in their heads....i know wifey would've turned it out....lol..

DJ Star is having more problems now....he's being sued by "prozac" girl....he spit on his producer and said, "i'm going to annoint everybody w/my spit"....I wished that motherfucker would;ve spit on me...it would've been some furniture moving...it would've been a misunderstanding....you don't spit on nobody and not expect her azz getting whupped.....damn fool...

Justin Gatlin's reasoning for testing positive for a steriod....hmmm said it was a jealous massage therapist that rubbed "somekind" of lotion on him......hmm...right....(sarccatikly)

Okay i'll end with the following two questions...What is your BlackPlanet alias? How many Fantasy Football league's are you in? BIRMINGHAM64....i think i'm on 5 leagues....(oh crap)..i got a draft coming up in about 1hr 30mins....

I'm out this bitch!!!!!

2006-08-02T10:28:00.000-04:00

What's good fam?!!! Today was the last day....no more driving to 1hr 15mins to and from work. No more dealing with those crazy ass folks....boy i'm glad of that i tell you.....Yesterday, I was surfing...(like i do anyother time) around just looking for shyt for no reason......I had 2 tickets that had my name to finish.....oh fukkin' well....they just sitting there..i really can give a damn about them. I am really excited about my new job......20 mins from the house that is great. Some of my old coworkers are content with driving 2hr to work and 2hrs 30mins to home. That is crazy.....how are you content with that....."Flexibility" is what i hear so much....whatever!!! I can't be okay with just leaving around 2pm because of my daughter's dance recital only to drive the next day a total of 4.5hrs to and from work. I can't understand that....now since gas is $3 a gallon (and steadily rising) you have to factor in gas as a monthly budget.....damn...your making life decisions at QT or Shell.."will i have enough money for my mortgage"....gas is something else nowadays. But I tell you this...if i see another damn SUV tell a clerk "$5 on pump10"....i might have to say something to that person....(that ain't none of my damn business)...lol..anyway, i brought lil'sarccastik up to my job to drop of the laptop, amex card, at&t card, and badges...that was a great feeling and then i get my "current" check....oh boy!!!!!

Today's news...

Georgia Tech graduates more black engineers at the master's degree level.....it's small news but i know wifey loves to hear that...(since it's her alma mater)

The Game is finally off G-Unit Records....thank ya lord.....i got so tired of 50 and game beefin' for no damn reason.....sound like they were in the 10th grade all the BS they talkin'...(get the damn money!!!!)

Hottest tracks....i "cop'd" that Corrine Bailey-Rae...it sounds good...i'm trying to get that Gnarls Barkley (i'm not paying over$10 for the CD...someplace still sell it for $7.99)...that girl Cassie....(um..how should i say this...) sounds boring...it's no excitement in the song....so bad puffy remixed it and damn near talked thru the whole song...w/Young joc...it's okay not really impressive.....i'm digging that lil'ugly dude....stingy, oh shit...chingy...w/tyrese...it's growing on me.... Today, lil'sarccastik is on the bed sleep...we're going to pick up wifey for lunch and have a good time.....have a good hump day YOU SUCKAS!!!!! (sorry, i had to rub it in...)

Now it's time for "What da Hell?"

2006-07-31T09:52:00.000-04:00

We love this game don't we?...how was everybody's weekend? good i hope....mine was restful and family bs!!!! Everytime, i got to B'ham is always some family drama going on....but hey you can't pick your family can't you?.....okay now for our favorite game show...(insert cheesy game show soundtrack here....):

What da hell?....Didn't you give me the choice to pick a day to go out to lunch...i picked Friday and now you're saying you can't pay for it because it was supposed to be another co-worker to go in half with you....?..i didn't say anything because i don't care...i'm gone anyway...but that ranks at least in the top 5 of bootleg lunches...wouldn't you agree?

What da hell?...Are they really serious about putting some kind of age restriction of Myspace?...i could lie and say i'm 21....damn fools...

What da hell?....Gnarls Barkley mashes up Biggie....i don't get it...but whatever...

What da hell?...Rick Ross ringtone goes Platinum.....wifey wants on hers too...lol..

What da hell?...Tribe Called Quest reunion?...hmm...we'll wait and see...

What da hell?...damn shame...shooting at the last day of Dupri's So So Def weekend....

Okay let me know if i missed anything....crazy shyt have a good'ne...and like Harold Reynolds @ESPN...i'm gone!!!!!

You want me to do what!?!?!!?

2006-07-28T08:50:00.000-04:00

Greetings...my blog fam, I was driving in to work and it occurred to me that I need a nickname in the blogworld....let's see i wanna use the James Evans of the Blogworld....naw...ooh I got it!!!! how 'bout this....(don't hate ya'll) I will consider myself the George Jefferson of The Blogworld!!!! ahh how does that sound....anyway, i wanted to share a funny ass story that happened to me a couple of years ago....It's Friday evening...i'm doing the 3 S's...(shyt, shower, shave)...we going to either Club Kaya, which is now Visions (who's about to close this weekend by the way...) or Esso's (folks who came down or from the "A" know where that's at or Club Mecca....I get a phone call from collection agency that i never heard of...the lady asks to speak to me...i'm like Okaay....this is when she gets into her spill...

(Agency) "Do you know Mrs. Anderson?"...I'm like...nope....oh wait a minute...

(Me) "yeah, i think she lives next door"...."but why and how did you get my number?" "Did she leave me as a refernce or something?"

(Agency) "We did a reverse lookup on the address and noticed that you live next to her. We were hoping that you would knock on her door and tell her that (collection agency company name) called and if she give call us back that would be great."....

so imagine the look on my face....and i said...

(Me) "wait a minute..wait a minute...You want me to knock on technically a complete stranger house and asks that she call your collection agency?"..."Why don't ya'll call her yourself?"

(Agency) She said "We tried calling her but her number is disconnected"

(Me) "Okay if her number is disconnected...and I'm sure you mailed her about her account....why would"...(and i caught myself....fukk am i doing explain any decency to this company)...I said..."I aint nobody message boy, they obviously don't want to talk to ya'll and please remove my name from your database and don't ever call here again"...

Then i politely let her continue her conversation with "The White Lady"...you know her..."If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"...you always here her after you got hung up on ...or dialed the wrong number....Fukk kinda shyt was that?...Did I show enough patience or what? Go to my neighbor i couldn't believe that shyt.....anyway...what's going on this weekend? I'm going to B'ham and surprise the folks....my brother is leaving for Germany...(summer camp air force)...we all trying to convince Papa Sarccastik to "Put som'n on the Grill"....You know how we do it!!!!! (What the hell happened to Montell Jordan?)...have a good week'end...and i'm gone!!!

Countdown continues...

2006-07-27T07:35:00.000-04:00

What's going on fam?..i've been trying to fix up my site so i've had major problems the last couple of days...shout out to the people who was telling me to fix my shyt....PP, stilt, blah...ya'll i hope i got it fixed....ya'll i ain't been doing jack!!!! i'm outta this piece in a week...i've been parlaying (i don
t know if i spelled that right)..The damn six flags grandpa...it's funny everytime i see that commercial....i've been telling the "Mr.Charlie's" that i accepted a job with a company down the street from my job here...they don't need to know where i'm going....when i'm gone, I'M GONE!!!! period....okay here's what i missed this week:

damn..prince getting divorced..said to hear that....i didn't know PRINCE married again to ...hell, i didn't know he divorced MAYTE...(or whatever her name is)...

Ron Artest opening for Fat Joe....ya'll let me know how he sounds....i still ain't heard one thing about him rapping...his he good...or decent...or piss-poor?

Method Man beef with Wendy Williams...i might kick her azz if she did that too....

i gotta check out my boy Sticky Fingaz...as "Blade"...anybody seen that yet...let me know...i'm going to B'ham this weekend...chill out enjoy food on the grill...you know how WE do it!!!!! til tomorrow...holla!!!1

Random Thoughts.....

2006-07-26T07:32:00.000-04:00

I've been "geek'd" up waiting for some football...okay, i'm on a couple of fantasy leagues....i think i'm on 3 or 4 something like that....

I'm trying to (maybe) use my blog as a "front" for getting into writing....I hated English in high school and college...because I have random thoughts when it comes to writing my paper...and you know you can't do that....how does it go? INTRO...TALK ABOUT 3 POINTS....BODY...POINT 1, POINT 2, POINT3...CONCLUSION SUMMARY OF THE 3 POINTS.....I kinda "C" walked my ass out of those English courses...why my beloved (LSU)...don't get geek'd ya'll....Lawson State Community College...i still don't know why we called it LSU...why did they have spelling test in English 101...i'm like whut (what) kinda shyt is this....of course i was "A-cing" the test..(did i spell that right Ace'n or Ac'n...fukk it)...i was getting all A's....don't talk about my LSU...even though it's a big ass high school....

I'm getting ready for the Magic City Classic ya'll, if ya'll never heard about it....it'll be on BET again this year...i've been going since i was knee high to a grasshopper....my cousin and i had a bet when we were like 12 who was going to "get"..."hit 'cross" a ASU Cheerleader....ya'll know your boy completed his childhood dream....(i won the bet)...we didn't have money but it was more of a mmm (remember when you use to turn your lip up when you didn't believe that person...and smack your tongue)....it was about respect...lol....i "knock'd" down a ASU Cheerleader....and i think he "knock'd" down a Mo'Brown Cheerleader...(Morris Brown...."The Brown"...RIP)...damn i miss those days at "The Brown"...we (mind you i visited 3 or 4 times...when ASU had spring break)...used to kick it @ "The Wall"..big ass wall was the hangout...."Club Woody"...damn library was a club, when you was tryin' to holla...go to "Club Woody"....my first time @ Brown...all week..i went to class w/my crazy cousin...everyday i had a 40oz....(they didn't sell 40oz's in Alabama) drunk ass a skunk talkin' bout "Hey baby What's the Dwizzle".....i had a Clark Cheerleader in the palms of my hand...oh well....those were the days...

Today is Wednesday...i should to a countdown on site...my last day here is next Wednesday...my Thur and Friday will be my vacation...and they will pay me the rest...have a good "hump day"...

testing this out...

2006-07-25T08:31:00.000-04:00

i'm trying something new and different....

i thought i was trying something new....but it shows....i'm trying to tinker w/the website...can't you tell?...don't dog me out just yet...

stilt don' (slang) talked about me bad....i'm still testing something out....

My weekend...

2006-07-24T13:46:00.000-04:00

Okay first off....the weekend...i didn't do a DAMN THING!!!!! And if felt GRRRREATTT!!!! we
was chillin' like a villain (i'm going ol'skool on my slangs this week..lol...) We just spent a lot family time together, lil'sarccastik continues to amaze us with her knowledge of things....she can count up to 20 by herself...with no help....that girl...(i'm a proud daddy ya'll).....I need to find out if she likes any sports....tennis, golf somthing...i need to start right now!!!!

Okay the Mojitos...we (hmm how should i say)....they were DAMN GOOD!!!!! if i say so myself....i know i got drunk off them....a couple of people at the scrapbooking party enjoyed it
themself....saying things like, "Umm...Sarccastik this glass looks a little bare...."..i had to laugh it
up...they enjoyed it...wifey did too.

I also made some lemon zest fries...it was perfect, at first wifey (who is my biggest critic and my
taster) was like "Okay...let's see what you're raving about on the fries....(gave her one)...hmm,
how much is left". So she enjoyed that one...okay i'll tell you what i failed at...Bayou Broccoli, the
appetizer that you can get from Copeland's ....if you've never had it, you're missing a treat!!! I
had it perfect down to a tee!!! I think my problem was they fry it somekind of way....mine was too greasy, i had the shape, texture and the presentation looking good...but alas...it was too
greasy...even lil'sarccastik got one look at my bayou broccoli and was like "NoThanks!!!"...couldn't get mad at her...but i tried...this week...Chicken Primavera!!!! how was ya'll
weekend?

Okay...Who wants the first Mojito?

2006-07-21T13:19:00.000-04:00

It always amazes me how people act around sports stars, actors and entertainers. Some people have trouble breathing...some just black out....my subject today is who have you seen and how did you react? I'll run down a list of my star sightings....(don't laugh at how i did..please..lol):

Olympic champion Edwin Moses: We worked in the same plaza building, i saw him reading a newspaper...wasn't nervous...spoke with respect "How you doing, sir?" He did speak but i guess i was getting on his nerves...

Father of JonBenet Ramsay: He also worked in my building...didn't want to speak to him...(i just got a strange suspicion they know what happened to their child..that's just me)...

Chili from TLC (R&B group): I saw her in Lenox mall... she saw me, i turned my head the other way....i was trying to be a HOGG!!!! my crazy azz...she was/is a cutie, i probably should've spoke but whatever...

Eddie Levert (O'Jays): I'm about 94-97% that was him in Lenox mall...he had a green outfit w/gators to match....all i can do was lol....go head Eddie!!

Whitman Mayo (Sanford & Son..."Grady"): I saw him too at Lenox mall....Why did my dumb azz say "Hey Grady"...should've showed respect...."Hey, Mr.Grady".....one of my life's biggest regret...i know it's not a big deal, but that's just how i am....

Cee-lo (Gnarls Barkley lead singer): I'm posted up at Club Kaya (now it's called Visions), i got a good spot too....i'm in the hallway...the ladies got to walk by me to get to the dance floor...i'm pickin' 'em apart too....every 3rd chick that looked good...."Hey baby, What's the dwizzle?"...that's the icebreaker there...after i finished holl'ern at a chick...i'm trying to go back to my spot...i look up...it's like a big azz wide azz dude in front of me...i'm like "Who the fukk?"...oh then i see it's Cee-lo...that dude is wide azz hell...i'm like damn...so i move to another spot...then i see Usher and some 5'2" chick go to the dance floor.....it was crazy that night....

I'm off today...me &lil'sarccastik is watching the Sprout channel...(those with kids, nephews, cousins young now what i'm talkin' bout)....I dropped the 2 weeks on them Wednesday...boy was they sick....."Oh man don't do this too me"....i'm like whatever....Wifey is having a Scrapbooking party....i'm trying to make some Mojitos...pray for me ya'll.....Have a good weekend!!!!!

They need to ban McRib's

2006-07-19T08:06:00.000-04:00

This is a topic that i heard on the 2LiveStews....i didn't have a chance to listen to all of the stews but for the most part their top 5 was in this order:

1. MickyD's Fries
2. Big Mac
3. Captain D's Fish
4. Filet O'Fish Sandwich
5. McRib

Okay...from what i remember it was like this....i was only listening from 4pm-5pm...(that's how long it take me to get home...lawd jeezus i'm 'bout to drop the 2week notice today)....so i'm asking my Blog fam what's your favorite fast food joints...(i don't make it a habit stealing subjects from the stews...but i had to on this one)...My favorite 5 are as follows:

1. Whopper w/Cheese Xtra tomotoes cut in half ..it's the King!!! (sorry that's how i order mine)
2. Big Montana w/Cheese (Arby's)....that's a big ass sandwich
3. 6 Dollar Burger (Hardee's)....'nother big ass sandwich...you really don't need fries
4. Captain D's Fish...i don't know what you call that stuff at the bottom of the box...fish crackles...or whatever...they can sell that and make money....i killl the fish and the crackles....
5. Micky D's fries...it is addictive...don't know that the hell they put in those fries...i've gone to MickyD's and just order fries...

I don't know that the hell they put in that McRib....but i ain't trying it...I HAVE NEVER PURCHASED A MCRIB SANDWICH...yuck...it just doesn't look appealing to me..presentation is a big thing with me as far as food....it just doesn't look right....have ya'll purchased it before? I bit into a McRib...and damn near "upchuck'd" it back up....DIIISGUSTING!!!!...I also never purchased MickyD's Fish Sandwich but i heard that it's off the rip when it's hot....

i'm 'bout to call dude now at the new company...to try and "squeeze" some extra change out of him...regardless...i'm giving my 2weeks today....what's ya'll favorite fast food?

And you decided to cut the grass now?

2006-07-18T13:50:00.000-04:00

What's going on people?...It's tuesday...time to vote down here in the "A"...i think "big blue" let me leave early to vote...i think they usually give 2hrs to vote or something like that....what's ya'll company policy on voting?

Okay, i got my offer letter this morning...and i'm thinking about sending them a counter proposal letter...(you know to just to give me a extra week of vaction and a little bit more on the salary)...I have never actually did any negotiating my salary...i'm "clustering" (clusty.com...search engine...i might use google depend on what mood i'm in) job offer counter proposals....have any of you guys done this before?...Your boy needs some help...i'm thinking about the counter...but regardless, i'll be earning more at the new job and it's closer than what i'm making here.....

Cutest thing is when my 2yr lil'sarccastik is trying to give me props...I was vacuuming the bedroom a couple of days ago and she was like "Yeah daddy...Big Girl Daddy"...lol...i still crack up everytime i hear her say that...i'm trying to tell her to say "Big Boy".....but that's a work in progress...

Why did my neighbor decide to cut his grass at 11:30pm.....with no lights in the backyard? we're watching TV and all of a sudden....we hear the noise of a lawnmower now?...wifey was like "Ah, Hell Naw!!"...i just laughed too....

Finally getting 'round to the SEX MEME...

2006-07-17T10:52:00.000-04:00

How was everybody weekend? I hope was safe and sound....okay ya'll know i still didn't get my offer letter....what kinda BS is that? TTD help me out...how long did it take? Anyway, all that stuff we said we was gonna do...never happened...we rented movies, had an HOA (home owners assc.) meeting...damn all those mofos in my house....but it was cool talkin' about these bad azz kids we got. But anyway, i talked to the Mgr. at PT, my background check comes first (why didn't HR Slacker say that last week?) then an offer letter....so the check should come hopefully today, but in the meantime i'm still looking around for another job just in case that don't pan out (i'm clean, i don't have anything negative on my background check....or do i?hmmm) but i'm finally getting to do a TAG....(u know this is my first tag ever)....SUCKAS!!!!!

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006? YES SIRR!!!! (wifey keeps me happy in that dept.) oh boy!!!!
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? yep...bushes at the shakespeare festival in the gump (Montgomery, Alabama)....what can i say....she dared me!!!! I'm from B'ham Beeeyotttch!!!
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? No never did that....
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Fukk kinda question is that....I'M A GATOR!!!!
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Naw...not really...give me 50ft...
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Absolutely...when i was single and batting .153 for the month....sheeeee...anything is on as long as they understand that they are 3rd shift material....
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Yep....same girl as in #2...she got on my nerves....
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?...it don't matter to me...i'm flexible...
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:....yep...wasn't happy about it...but hey...u live and u learn, since that one hiccup....i was rockin' the starters (jimmy) all the time...
10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? hell naw...boy these questions are all left field...ain't they..
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? well not really....i hit 'cross the 2nd day...the first day, i met newjerz gapmouth after leaving a job fair...she needed a ride to the marta station...i drove her 'round (she was new to atl)...the 2nd day...she was like "U wanna fukk or what"....i was like oh boy!!!!!
12.How about a 3-some?...never had it....would love it once...
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Absolutely...positions down packed to a tee!!!
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? well this goes back to #6....thinking of kenya moore...
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? yep...more than once...in my heyday...
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? having the table break...chic fell off the couch....ramming the bedpost against the walls...at 3am roomates woke up...and bang on the wall...that was funny...
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 21...yep a late bloomer
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?...wifey...i need to call her for a nooner...
19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE? she did say she was gonna make it out here close to my job...
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Virgo men are always horny!!!!
21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS? mabye in another lifetime....
22. Have your ever called your partner somebody else's name?...i'm not big in the screaming a name out..unless your name is "DAMN....SHIT!!!"....

i'll keep you guys posted.....

Waiting on the damn letter...

2006-07-13T14:13:00.000-04:00

Okay...freakin blogger i had already finished my blog for today...i was on another site, and it just froze on me....DAMNIT MAN...okay...let me try and remember what i was talking 'bout. I received a call from PT (new company) saying i should receive an offer no later than Wednesday....and of course i didn't receive the letter. HR lady didn't send the letter...and she promised that i should receive the letter tomorrow (she's a slacker)....and she's just getting around to doing a background check...(i got an offer on Monday) my question to the fellow bloggers...i know it's some HR people here..how long does it take to send out for a background check?

Did ya'll have an underground high school newsletter? Ours was called "The Nigga News".....i know just a bit forward don't you think....Our high school was mixed 50/50....of course the people who published the newsletter was suspended for a couple of days...but boy we sure was anticipating that every Friday.....who fukked who, who "throated" who, who's "easy"....who's teacher is flirting with them, who's going to fight....it was crazy...

What's happening this week ya'll?

BET UnCut is cancelled.....BET getting a Hip Hop Awards....on the uncut...i think i watched it maybe 2 times...i usually last about the first 20mins....so i really won't miss it much

I might take the fam out for a dinner and a movie this weekend....Lil'sarccastik first movie joint....i hope she like's it...then later on...might take the misses to The Compound (hottest spots in the A)

Oops...i almost forgot...she wanted to try this Playdate thing too....it seems fun...ol'skool games...it's whatever my beautiful nubian princess wants.....anybody got plans this weekend?

Catchin' up ya'll

2006-07-10T14:01:00.000-04:00

Sorry, my blog fam, i would've already done a posting but you know when your out a week it's all about catchin up with what kind of shyt's been goings on....anyway this weekend was interesting to say the least...it started off bad for me...I mistakenly closed the back door on lil'sarccastik thumb...so i'm still really getting over that...she's okay, her thumb is not broken, i think i might be a permanent mark but it's not as bad as we thought it was......my lil' girl's a trooper...she screamed about 10mins....then she was okay. What's funny was later on she was telling me, "Daddy u gotta be careful"....like i said i'm just getting over that...but she's okay now. Then later that afternoon, she decided to paint her toes her wifey's toenail polish...she did the first one, not bad for a 2yr old...then decided to turn the whole thing upside down.....all i heard was wifey make a loud GASP!!!...i'm like what the hell...a nice lil' red number 8 style on the carpet...we got some of it up but hey....we couldn't get too mad, we was actually laughing about it, but of course we had to turn on the stern face..."Lil'sarccastik do not play with toenail polish"...we're still chucklin' about that now.

But what i really wanted to post was about Nicknames. Often in life, we meet some interesting characters and their nicknames.....i'm going to start it off...and tell u the nicknames of some of my homeboys from college, from the neighborhood and wherever...(I'm not making these names up):

Tot
SweetMain (Sweet)
Neek Nasty
Doo-Doo
Daddy Black
Action
'Shroom
Black (i know about 7 Blacks)
Face
'Pac
Jr (We all know about 5 Jr's.)
Bone
Termite
Stuff (she introduce herself as that...what can i say)
Tiger
Turtle
Peppa (like Pepper)

All the names in bold are actually nicknames of some of my peoples....crazy as they sound, they use that as their tags....What are the crazy nicknames you've heard? Have a good'one...

P.S. The company called me and i will receive an offer letter in the mail tomorrow....thanks for all u guys support....i wanna tell these folks today, "I'm Rich...Beeyotch!!!!" and i'm gone...

A 1000 Apologies...

2006-07-06T19:39:00.000-04:00

I've been in training all week...and the damn computers in the classroom suck!!!! Bigtime....I can get to my page but i can't comment to blah, to insane...to anybody....i truly miss the blog fam...i hope ya'll can forgive me....the damn instructor is like Charlie Brown teacher...WHUA-WHUA-WHUA (imitating the teacher)....but ya'll know how the teacher sounded couldn't understand a damn word. The instructor here is as bad and so boring!!! The first day, i damn near fell asleep in the first 20mins...okay anyway let's talk about what in the hell is goings on this week:

1) Stacey Dash doing Playboy?...Maybe she couldn't pass up the money.....she's still a cutie though...she damn sho'll could get it...

2) Enron dude died of a heart attack....(please lawd forgive me for what i'm 'bout to say)...karma's a bitch!!!!

3) Babyface pissed off the city of Houston....(dude u don't wanna do that)....first him & his wife divorce and now he showed up late to one of the biggest festivals in the south...

4) Ya'll heard about this crazy chick....trying to sell coke secrets..only for 1.5 million...are u serious...the damn secrets worth Billions....(that's with a B)...it's something not right about that...she was a damn executive admin assistant...how in the hell did she have access to the formula....something ain't sitting right w/me on this...

I had another interview w/the boss of this crazy ass company...i'll tell ya'll about next week...have a good weekend...

I'm @work on July 3rd...bummer...

2006-07-03T07:28:00.000-04:00

What's good blog fam? Your boy is live and direct here @work...yeesh!! I ain't trippin' i'm able to save some of the vacation days...Hope everyone is/will have an exciting 4th of July. We kicked ours off at going to this mega-church down the street from us...It was setup like a little fair...kids could ride trains, whirly things...it's like a big ass merry go around sitting in bucket cars or something like that. Lil'sarccastik wanted to get on the whirly-things, so wifey took lil'one on it...i was more nervous than lil'one...she really enjoyed it. Then from there she had to get on a little train....it holds about 9 or 10 seats..and takes a little journey around the parking lot. Of course, we had to ride on that train....but could you believe 4 times...wifey and myself split the duties...it was cool, she had a blast...Lil'one had her first bomb-pop....it was a thing to see, she was killin' it though...the thing about bombpop's you have to eat it in a hurried pace or all of the icing will drip on your hands and clothes.....She wasn't even stud'dn (paying no mind...ignoring...aw shit..ya'll used that word too, i just can't find the correct spelling of it...)...us, we were wiping off her mouth and clothes...she had a ball. Then the fireworks came...and it was all she wrote, at first she looked like "Okay, what da' hell was that"..then she was nervous...she said, "Mama, Daddy...it's too loud...it's too much"...We asked, "Are you ready to go home"...she calmly explained "Yes, it's too much"....after a couple of chuckles from us...we had to call our parents...and lil'one told them the same thing..."It's too loud, too much"...(still talking about how loud the fireworks were)...So we had a good time....it was a mega-church that was mostly white...u know white kids that never seen black folks before was staring and running to their mommies when they see us...(it was a few of use sprinkled around)

Oh, i almost forgot to tell you...why did your boy see Paul Wall (reject ) there......his bottom row of teeth was grill'd up...then he saw me (i guess trying to get points of talkin' to a brother)....and said, "Man, it's hot as hell out herrre"....I looked...(trying to make his day)...i said..."Yeah, man"..and kept it movin....i walked past him and i noticed her had an anklet on (one of those house monitor or beepers...) on his ankle...and his girl had on them MC Hammer glasses...i can never remember the name of them...me and wifey got a good chuckle of them...But all in all we had a good family time and as long as lil'sarccastik had a great time that's all i'm concerned about. Happy 4th of July...i'll see ya next time...

Friday B4 the 4th...

2006-06-30T07:33:00.000-04:00

What's goings on fam? Same ol' stuff going here. Okay, i found out that the guy that gave me a test (that was supposed to be a 2nd interview....let him tell it) called me on yesterday to meet w/his boss. So it sounds promising ya'll.....thanks again for the blog love and support. so i'm excited about that....it's friday ya'll (half of ya'll didn't show up for work...(that shows how crazy i am for being here...it's gonna be like a deadtown here at work).....okay let's scroll throw my favorite game on fridays....WHY DA' HELL....(i need like a gameshow soundtrack....):

WHY DA'HELL.....is there a big hoopla about this star jones vs. barbara walters...i didn't pay it no mind until yesterday when she was on the steve harvey show. okay, let's have some fun...who would you like to see in her place? My vote's are Monique or Kim Whitley...Monique would turn it out..(them white folks be scarred to say something wrong to her)....and Kim (her crazy azz will crack on you all night long....i know they don't want her...i always thought she was an attractive sista) but who are your votes?

WHY DA'HELL......they letting your girl Kimberly "Lil'Kim" Jones out...Queen Bee will be out on Monday b4 the 4th....how 'bout that....expect lil'kim to be on remixes everywhere....(the streets luv kim...the no-snitch campaign will carry her thru....that's my girl ya'll b4 the plastic surgery)

WHY DA'HELL.....Busta Rhymes beefin' w/his baby momma...it sounds like some craziness goings on....

Favorite track of the week: Number One by Pharrell ft/Kanye West....it's hot...it's a banga!!!! i know u heard this track missy aka newbooty aka negropino...(u got more aliases ....it's hard to keep up..lol...are you wanted by the blogfederallies...lol..)

EVERYBODY HAVE A SAFE, HAPPY AND ENJOYABLE 4TH!!!!! And like Star Jones on the View...I'M GONE!!!!!

Alas...the interview

2006-06-28T15:02:00.000-04:00

Okay ya'll thanks for your support. Your boy is trying to find a new gig, been beating the pavement for at least 3 to 6 months trying to find the right job. Okay, the guy tells me to be there @11:30am...okay i leave here around 11 (i just told my coworker, that i had problems with the car and going to get it looked at)...okay based on the directions this guy gives me it's going to be a piece of cake. Of course, it never works out that way, the directions he gives is old, they renamed a street i was supposed to turn on a couple of months ago. I'm thinkin' to myself okay STRIKE 1, okay update directions u give people PLEEEZEEEE!!!!! Okay i get there and he wants me to take an aptitude test of my skills and abilities...(i'm like this bullshyt already...) i knocked the test out...i think it was about 40 or 50 questions...i knew about 90% of the questions, so i'm like WHAT!!! SON, YOU CAN'T HOLD ME SON!!!! (sorry, some of my homeboys are from new jerz..sometimes it just slip out) so I'm like okay what's the next step. This guy is like , "Well, after we evaluate the test, it usually take 2 weeks to determine the right candidate"....STRIKE 2 i'm like okay here we go with this shyt....folks don't get me wrong, i am a patient guy but this company has hounded me for a month and a half...this is the first time they saw me....so i don't know about this ya'll....i'm still looking people are calling but it's a process....

This just reminds me of the Craziest interview i ever had....interviewing for a position for a hospital here in atlanta....the woman i interview w/ is from b'ham...a sista...so i'm like okay, this won't be too bad....we got to talkin' 'bout the job and personal life....then this where it gets interesting....i saw a rainbow kind of stapler or something crazy on her desk, she breaks out into this 15min tirade.."Oh Nooo Honey, I'm strickly dickly"...i'm like oh hell naw, i know i got this...she goes on to say, "Yeah, my family think i'm that way, but no sir...i luv the dick to much"...i'm like i can't script this anybetter....i probably could have "folded" her but naw...don't fuck where you eat....what was your craziest interview?

Updates...

2006-06-27T20:35:00.000-04:00

First 30 mins....what da hell was busta rhymes doing?...they went to break on his azz though hella funny!!!!

janet looks good...whatever she did...i was like damn!!!!!

stay tuned....

okay now that it's over....let's break down the good, the bad, and the show-stoppa's (showstoppers)...

The Good - To see Prince on tv is a good show more than anything...the tribute to Chaka was nice...wifey and lil'sarccastik was singin' "I'm Every Woman"...we had a good time...that was funny lookin' at my 2yr old trying to sing...Jamie and Fantasia was pretty decent, Nick Cannon and Katt Williams skit was funny....what did i miss ya'll? Oh yeah, after Puffy's mic eventually worked Yung Joc did pretty good reppin' the "A"...

The Bad - Okay i'm a fan of Damon Wayans on movies...stand-up NO!!...he killed the vibe in the first 10mins..i'm like aw hell naw!!! Okay back to Busta Rhymes (more on him later)...what was he trying to do...he came up and dappin' (shakin' hands) w/The Good Times crew...they shut him down, went straight to break, that was funny....

The Show-stoppa's - (1)Now damn, i rarely give props to who dresses nice on award shows (i'm lying...who can forget Jennifer Lopez and Toni Braxton gear) but Janet shut that bitch down!!!! I was like DAAAAAMMMNNNNNNN (looking like Craig and Smokey off Friday).....she looked good, and it blows my mind that she's with JD (Jermain Dupri) has anybody seen him...i was working @The Gap in Lenox in '99...i saw him i'm like that's JD...dude probably is about 5'5"...is that right...whatever he short as hell...(rumor has it that he like's things entering ANUSVILLE, USA)....for the people that's slow...(he likes things entering the exit region)...(that's a rumor...or is it?hmmm)

(2) - Busta Rhymes collaboration w/ Missy, Mary J.(like her part..that's ol'skool What's the 411?), Banks, Papoose (never heard of him b4)DMX (no-show),Rah-digga (that's my girl) and then Em shut it down...the sarccastik crib was rockin' off that track....i told wifey it was hot beforehand...she's a fan of it now....

What else did i miss fam? my interview is today...trying to think of an excuse to leave from 11:30-1pm...do ya'll have any?

Interviewing....

2006-06-27T12:03:00.000-04:00

What's going on blog fam? Your boy is on the interview trail hard these days....just tired of this damn commute...it's crazy, it takes me 1hr 10-30mins to get home when i leave @4pm. So people have called me...had a phone interview w/Google....the problem with that is, i didn't know the Google founder name...(who cares...) sorry, i probably should've known that. That's probably why my damn blogspot has been getting too hard to get to...(hmm conspiracy). I've got a 2nd interview with this company that is exactly 11.9 miles (20mins) from your boy front porch. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout....Now i gotta figure out the best way to "sneak" outta here from 11:30am-1pm...just tell people here, that i got some personal business to tend to....i'm trying to come up with something clever...stay tuned...i'll keep you guys informed...wish me luck

This week's topics:

My boy crazy ass Ozzie Guillen goes off... his interviews are funny...

Do ya'll belive that Miss Khia (My Neck, My Back) got the audacity to diss Janet's new album....khia thought her lyrics on janet's album was deleted...she starts petitioning to the atlanta radios...aww hell ya'll read it...

This is funny...Babs from Bad Boy arrested...lol..

Ol'skool track of the week...Troop "Spread my Wings"...didn't they have a dance?...okay which one of ya'll had the Troop jacket? Mamacita was my joint....i'm gone...

An ode to "The Candy Lady"

2006-06-23T07:15:00.000-04:00

Good morning, fam..it's Friday ya'll (of course i won't get into that tired tirade of singing that it's Friday...i know bad taste). The last couple of days, I was just thinking how it was to have a CANDY LADY in your neighborhood. We all had one or two ladies that just sold candy ($.01-$1.50), big ass pickles in the bag full of pickle juice($.50), sodas ($.25-$.75). An it was always packed wasn't it? Who can forget LEMON HEADS...or them big ass FIREBALLS, my favorite ALEXANDER THE GRAPE...You'd see all the kids from the neighborhood 'round the corner from yours. On a hot day like this....we'd be outside, have enough change to go the CANDY LADY and go buckwild. My favorite was the "Freeze cups", or what we used to call them in B'ham.."BE-BOPS", I don't know where that came from...but we used to call it that. Oh and who can forget the CANDY LADIES PRICE WARS...lol, CANDY LADY "MS. THOMAS be-bops were $.50 (in a big ass plastic cup) vs. CANDY LADY "MS.PEPPER be-bops were $.25 (in a small ass styrofoam cup)....it was a seller's market..(i don't know if you can use that term when it comes to price wars of freeze cups but hey...it's friday). MS.THOMAS had a "nerdy" looking son, we used to go there and "dunk" all in his backyard basketball goal...that was about 8 foot...we broke the goal at least 8 times during a 2 summers...until MS.THOMAS didn' let us come over to play...and of course we got older. Do ya'll know of any CANDYLADIES in your subdivision or neighborhood? i think the demand for that went out....i shol' (sure) miss you CANDYLADY

Okay what the hell is goings (going) on with this FBI Raid...are you serious? FBI arrests 7 in alledged terror plot....okay (um) firstly (got this from stilt crazy azz)......what da (the) hell? something ain't click'n to me about this situation...you telling me cats in "Liberty City" in dade county was talkin' 'bout a matter%

Where ya at Wednesday's

2006-06-21T14:54:00.000-04:00

Fam, what's going on...not too much, I was swamped this morning, now it looks like it calmed down a bit...(i might creep outta here early...since i was here til 7pm on Monday). Congratulations to the MIAMI HEAT!!! If it's anybody i'm happy got a ring is of course Dwayne Wade (D-wade, Flash), Gary Payton (GP, The Glove), Antoine Walker (Employee No.8), Alonzo Mourning ('Zo) and Jason Williams (J-Will, White Chocolate). I don't think it's a nickname for James Posey and Udonis Haslem yet....but of course I can't forget Shaquille O'Neal (Shaq, Diesel, The Big Aristotle, The Big Barishnikov....i can't think of any other aliases he has). Shaq is not like you used to be but it's the simple fact, you gotta respect him and put 2 people on big dude.

And I'm glad it's over, now i can got to bed at a normal time, this going to bed at 12:30am only to get up at 4:30am (gotta do my situps ya'll...it's the summer) has been killin' your boy...so i'm glad for that. I think the next thing going is the MLB playoffs....(i don't get into baseball until playoffs)...GO BRAVES!!! (Even though they've been stinkin' it up...losing 17 of the last 20 games)

Okay here's the lastest things going on with 50 Cent....(sheesh...it must not be a lot going
on)...beef w/bad boy

Snack of the Week: Little Debbie's Oatmeal Creme Pies...me and lil'sarccastik be killin'em...I can eat the whole box myself...what's your favorite snack? l

Track of the Week: Loyd featuring Tengo Redd "You"...that's not a bad track...oh snap!! i forgot did ya'll hear that new track from Lionel Richie...it's blazin..(my opinion) have a good humpday ya'll

Damn I hate Mondays ya'll

2006-06-19T08:14:00.000-04:00

Thanks for everyone who stopped by and wished me a Happy Father's Day. I want to return the favor, Happy Father's Day to all who are the Mother/Father of their home. We tried to hit a movie but of course, all the movie times were crazy....we stopped by (I think it's called) Atlanta Steakhouse in Lithonia, by the Stonecrest Mall. We had a good time, just enjoying ourselves...I had some red wine ya'll w/my steak..pretty good. I'm trying to expand my taste by drinking some red wine with steak. The Bartender gave me a sample (it took all my might not to drink it all....mind you i'm playa 'bout myself)...tasted it i was like that's what i want w/my steak.

After the dinner, we wanted to hang out in the Buckhead district...i haven't done that in awhile...we went from club, to club...the gave me free shots of liquor.....it's a great time me and the misses...we did see somebody get the car towed...You got some "brass"ones to park next to a fire hydrant....so they got a rude awakening when they got back. We told them, they got the car towed...she didn't seemed that upset...She was like "okay thank you"....All in all, we had a great time, now for my blog family who are some wine consoures (i fukked that up but hey it's monday)....let me know what's the best wine...i need to expand my knowledge of wine.

Almost forgot to show ya'll this...DC pays for couples to marry....That's interesting...have a good monday.

I had writer's block for 'bout 45mins.....

2006-06-16T08:56:00.000-04:00

Hey blog fam, it's Friday, it's Friday, last day of the week it's Friday, so sarccastik it's on u, now u watchu gonna do.....i'm gonna get my chill on, i'm gonna get my chill on, i'm gonna get my chill on....
okay for the folks not from the "A"Town, Ryan Cameron does that every Friday before signs off to talk about what u're gonna do for the weekend....it's corny i know but he's been doing it for awhile now...u know stuff that is so corny that i sticks in your head for no damn reason....my atl blog family help me out...(stilt,GP,nikki,kool,chris,ra...i know it's som 'mo folks i can't think of it right now)...ya'll let me know if i did that right....but anyway...me&misses painting the town red tomorrow night....it's our date night, she's gonna surprise me of the location....umm..lil'sarccastik has a toy microphone so she sings ABC's, 123's, itsey bitsey spider, twinkle, twinkle...it's the cutest thing....let's see what else is goings on....oh some questions for ya'll to ponder:

- How in the hell can i get this cheap tint off my car? We bought and accord that had some terrible tint on the back...(air bubbles and shyt...) Ya'll know some tips on getting it off w/o paying somebody?

- That Latoya girl..(from Destiny's Child)...Is she saying Pardon me or Part of me? Curious minds want to know...

- Is it me or that "Hoopz" chick from Flavor of Love, really ain't that "ooh wee" to me? She just look average to me....i've seen better...but would u belive their coming out w/Flavor of Love 2, i damn near drove my accord in a ditch when i heard that bullshyt....

- I like the "Men of the Round Table" Miller Lite Commercial.."Man Law"...let's see if we can come up with "Blog Law"....Bloggers of the Keyboard? That don't sound right...but you get the idea...since I'm still learning about the blogging culture...are their any blog laws I should know about? I know if a someone leaves a comment on your post, it's only right to visit theirs and do the same....are their any more?....have a good weekend!!!!

Quick Points today...

2006-06-15T08:49:00.000-04:00

1st point
Okay, there is just a few things I want to talk about today,Ya'll seen this commercial about this (i don't know what to call it) but it's called KFC Famous bowls or some shyt like that....My question to ya'll is, Are you telling me there was nobody black on the product design team and said, "Aww hell naw, Who ya'll thank gon' (gonna) eat that bullshyt?"...nobody said anything why do they think this is a good idea....Why would anybody want to eat corn, mashed potatoes w/gravy and cheese in one bowl...that's too much going on for me...

Okay now to my 2nd point, let's just say that you are the GM of the Cincinnati Bengals....Chris Henry, one of your backup athletes, have been arrested a couple of times since December, here are some of his charges:

- On June 4, he was stopped and charged with speeding and drunken driving on Interstate 275 in Clermont County. He registered a 0.092 on a breath test, above the legal limit of 0.08. He was traveling 82 miles per hour in a 65 mph zone.

- In January he was charged with carrying a concealed weapon after pulling a pistol on a group of people in Or- lando, Fla. He pleaded not guilty to the charge, and faces an Aug. 21 court date.

- In December 2005, he was arrested on marijuana charges in Kentucky. He avoided jail time by pleading guilty and agreeing to enter a drug rehabilitation program.

- On April 30, he purchased alcohol with three minors in his vehicle. One girl was 18, the other two people in the car were both girls aged 16 and 15 - their names were withheld. (Allegedly)

Would he stay with your team or would he go? My vote...he's gone...(another guy messing up an opportunity in the NFL)...but what's your vote?

People needing Risk Analysts

2006-06-14T09:46:00.000-04:00

Good Morning, my blog family...I wanted to talk with u today about Risk Analysts. I wanted to get the specific job title and description down pack so here it is before I get off into my mantra for today:

Risk analysts identify and analyse the areas of potential risk threatening the assets, earning capacity or success of organisations in the industrial, commercial or public sector or private sector.

A couple of them dudes from the "Dem Franchize Boys" was arrested with more than 11 pounds of marijuana, $150,000 in cash, two handguns and a stack of pornography. (who cares about the porn tapes). Here's the video if you like....Damn fools!!!! They was trying to flush it down...they had too much weed, they got it all over the floor...that's funny....

My boys the "Youngbloodz" were arrested too....

Here's my correlation of the Risk Analysts and the rappers...these rappers need a guy to stand by the toilet, pay him minimum wage....all he do is successfully flush the contraband. This is an entry-level position that involves no...i take that back, that involves some creative thinking and hiding places for the "wood" (weed) and the "heat" (gun). Benefits: None.(medical, dental and life) but u get to smoke, drank and impress the ladies, "Hello, I'm the Risk Analyst for Dem Franchize Boys, my office of choice is next to a new white toilet to flush away any evidence"

Did ya'll here about folks from Katrina have sex changes and paying for divorces....don't know how true that is but wow..that's crazy....until next time ya'll...

The Fukk kinda shyt is this?!?!!??

2006-06-13T07:27:00.000-04:00

Good Morning blog family...Already crazy stuff today..I'm driving to work feeling good, listening to my sports talk (I need to personally cuss ben rothelisbuerger...i know i killed his name but fukk it that's how i'm feeling...okay fool you decide to ride a suzuki w/o a helmet...i'll save more of my comments for later...can't you tell i'm a steeler fan)...I come to work early, smiling, speaking to people, saying the usual "Good Morning" slogan to everybody....then i check my email.....(insert dramatic theme here....) and i see this shyt:

Hi Sarccastik, This is Adriana an old friend of yours from ASU. I got your email from my cousin that went to ASU. I dont know what to really tell you - to make you remeber me except for that I am short / dark skin and I use to hang out with a couple of girls from b'ham (Sierra and Hope). I hope that makes you remember me. But if not, I just wanted to say hello and I hope you are doing well. Take care and hopefully you will respond to this email. Bye Okay, now i'm like who the hell is this...and how did you get my work email...i don't remember sierra and hope...(either u drank w/me, smoked w/me or fukk w/me...either plutonic or fukk friends...i wouldn't remember u at all)...sorry...or could be a setup...(hmm...lookin' around the cubicle...) As my boy Snoop says, "I'm too swift on my toes"...ya'll know the rest...okay what's happening in the world: The coming out with a with a sequel to Belly ya'll can't wait for that...i need to "cop" Belly....one of my favorites movies.... Okay this is funny...RL (Next) is signed to G-Unit Records and is dissing 112 and Jagged Edge...that's funny i needed a laugh today....ya'll have a good'ne (one) holla!!!!1 *************Why this morning I was looking at Adult Swim..and watch Mr.T cartoons....it was cheesy then and still is....(but i still watched all of it...damn, i'm embarrased to say...lol..)

I've been in training all week....

2006-06-09T15:02:00.000-04:00

sorry about not posting anything....I've been in some solaris training all week and of course their netscape browsers were shot to hell...What's going on peoples? Let's see:

OJ making porn tapes....lol....(don't mind me i'm just bored....)

Crunchy Blakk left 3-6-Mafia...(I'm confused...he wasn't really laying down the bangin' lyrics or the beat so....who cares right?)

Luther (Uncle Luke) Campbell victim of hate-crime?...this is crazy...

Okay last weekend was a boys night out for me....i tell you what...that's the last time i miss liquor and beer.....(i can't drink like i used to ya'll)....i'm all laid out in Stroker's....ya'll know that's my joint... I'm takin' it easy this weekend ya'll...oh yeah...If ya'll haven't checked out the new Atlantic Station....ya'll trippin....it's nice as hell...That Fox Sports Grill is the new place to be!!!! Have a good weekend ya'll...be safe..

Other things I learned in school...

2006-06-02T15:18:00.000-04:00

Often we go through remembering the most fun times in our life. For some, college can be a good thing or a bad thing. Here are just a few things I would never forget Alabama State University...boy i had some times....(I growed up in more ways than one in college)...

- When I was busted and disgusted (broke ya'll for the sarccastikly challenged..lol..) I would go into one of many buildings at do a midnight requisition (steal...like i should've done that grill...lol..but i digress) on toilet paper...i know ya'll laugh it up....but i was Hustlin' before Rick Ross....i think i only did it maybe 5 to 10 times...is that bad ya'll?

- Never mix light and dark liquor....i found that out quick my first year @state...whew!!!
- Be careful about drinking "Blue Bull"....it will definitely put u on your azz.....
- And I wasn't ashamed about hittin' a big gul (phat...big boned...whatever...BBW)...they always had money and food...
- As Kdee (former lenchmob associate w/ICE CUBE) used to say..."Ass, cash, or gas, No Free Rides"...folks just thought that the "grey ghost" was a free taxicab...hell naw shawt!!!!
- I can't eat Taco Bell or ramen noodles to this day.....i have to be in a mood for a Burger King Whopper...when they were $1...i used to rack up....
- Don't drink Cisco in the heat....or winter....aw fukk it...DON'T DRINK CISCO...it will put you on your azz...mos def....
- Last but not least....Be very, very careful about Paul Masson....whew...he will definitely kick your azz...have you drunk and passed out 12 hrs later....oh my damn!!!!

Songs this week...i'm diggin' that Gnarls Barkely "Crazy"....it's kinda hot...what are songs are your banga's? i'm a little out of the loop as far as the new hot tracks....

The memories....what have you learned either in college or life...that you (i wouldn't say ashamed of) are very careful and you've had experience with....have a good weekend my blog family....

The Sarccastik Conjugate

New Year's Resolution - All Cardio 'Til June

Birth of Sarccastik II

Merry Christmas Everybody

What the hell is a Vick Divide?!?!?

First Casting Experience

okay this is crazy...

I've been working ya'll

Intern Position in Atlanta

The Cast of Characters

The Game ft. Kanye West - Wouldn't Get Far

The Game Featuring Kanye West - Wouldn't Get Far [Unedited]

Finally Super Bowl Friday

It's time for Super Bowl Recipes

My first crush

Canceling Man Law?

Brutha Bowl I

The Dumbness of America Game Promotions Continue

Martin Luther King

The Sarccastik Intervention

The Payback - James Brown

Your boy Sarccastik might be in a Movie

Norbit

Okay people...

lil bow wow and tiger

Rich Boy - Throw Some D's (Uncut)

Rosie O'Donnell latest stupido comments...

Dora Has Invaded My House and Need to Pay Mortgage

O Elmo, Elmo, wherefore art thou Elmo?

Shopping Time

Laid Off Christmas Party

Just 2 points

Okay ya'll it's time for me to break out Soul Christmas

Project Pat and OREOS!!!!

Michael Irvin's lastests comments....

The Inaugural Quarterly Dumb Azz Awards

National Do Not Call list

The Thanksgiving Blog

More videos...

THIS IS THE 100 POST....

We all have that one friend...or associate or whatever!?!?!

More Sad News...

Why Did the Fat old lady do the Pool Palace?

BREAKING NEWS....

Quick Points

Time for another Friday Rant Session!!!!

Quick Quips by Lil'Sarccastik

The Evolution of The QB

Halloween (Fall Festival) Costumes

Celebrating 4yrs of Marriage

Minority Franchising Opportunity

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly....

New Things this week

Ne-Yo with his pants down??!!?

Sad news from the Rev. Run's House

The Sissification Continues in America...

T.O publicist may get a lot of negative press...

As Terrelle Owens Turns...

Funny wedding...

5 Straight Ramblings....

I need Ya'll advice....

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly Sports Newsletter

Be careful on what you put on Myspace

It's my b'day...

Driving while nude in Wendy's

Taking vacation...

Taking vacation...

Chama, Chama, Chameleon...

A Nervous Wreck!!!

Enjoy Always in Moderation...

1st Day on the job

It's Friday ya'll

I'm out this bitch!!!!!

Now it's time for "What da Hell?"

You want me to do what!?!?!!?

Countdown continues...

Random Thoughts.....

testing this out...

My weekend...

Okay...Who wants the first Mojito?